21 year-old surfer and former skater Brian from Island Studs is a straight guy, has a sizable thick cock, enjoys surfing naked in Hawaii’s shark infested waters and jerking off his big dick in public.
Like most male models at Island Studs, Brian’s nude videos feature him climbing coconut trees, doing yard work, showering with a garden hose, peeing outdoors and masturbating on camera.
If you love Hawaii like I do, and haven’t seen Brian’s 5 solo videos along with his mutual masturbation scene and pissing competition with Island Stud Darren, head over to islandstuds.com for some hot cowabunga action.
Brian’s Top Island Stud Videos:
Brian 1 (Solo jerk off)
Brian 2 (Solo jerk off)
Brian 3 (Solo jerk off)
Brian & Darren (Mutual masturbation)
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 156
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My hiatus from porn was broken this week by Corbin Fisher’s Chandler. He’s not exceptionally handsome or muscled. But, there’s something about him that has me repeatedly fantasizing about being impaled and sprayed by his massive 9″ cock.
He appears in quite a few American College Men videos and I’ve listed his top 5 porn videos below. Watch his videos. His cumshots are consistently very impressive and you won’t be disappointed.
If you liked Chandler’s gay porn gifs above, check out the full CFSelect HD video titled Chandler & Harper’s Flip Fuck at Corbin Fisher.
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I liked the gay military sex video that Kaden filmed of Axl and Sawyer. The guys are attractive, likable and have good chemistry. Both have an attractively cool demeanor that is common among the straight military men that appear on Active Duty. And, it’s always a pleasure watching two straight guys flip flop fuck. If you like watching naked military men ass-rape each other, watch the previews below, pull out your credit card, and then head over to activeduty.com for the full video.
Free previews of naked Marines Axl & Sawyer sucking and flip fucking
Oh, and if you’re one of our few readers who’s credit card is only good for scraping dead bugs off windshields, you’ll have to make do with this:
YouTube Video of a U.S. Marine dancing naked to Soulja Boy
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 154
Animated gay porn gif of two U.S. Marines having gay anal sex
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While deleting old porn videos I found an unwatched American College Men video from August of last year titled Feeding Kent A Load. I hate wasting porn, so I had to watch it.
The sex video featured Kent and Cain. Both are fit and handsome. Cain even has an attractively thick 7.5″ uncut cock. But, the video was boring.
The college guys reminded me of The Stepford Wives. Robotically going through the motions of artificial gay sex, all the while honking like migrating geese. And worse, the porn sets make no attempt to look otherwise. They’re lit unnaturally like College Dudes and decorated to the point of distraction. All this resulting in a porn video that to me, comes off as cold and unconvincing.
I like Corbin Fisher. I grew up and looked up to them. I still do. Just as I do with Sean Cody, Active Duty, Bel Ami Online and all the other porn sites that guided me during my formidable years. In fact, one of my first mentors was ex-dean listee Gabe from Corbin Fisher. He had a penis that could smash through walls like the Koolaid Man and had a stare and cumshot that no Care Bear could match. Those porn videos were gritty, less professional and so much more enthralling.
If I had my way, porn studios would aspire towards lower production values. Eventually, ending up filming beside the road, in parking lots, rooftops, alley ways, in front of businesses and any other place in plain sight. And, they’d slowly switch from filming with expensive high-end 3D HD video cameras to an iPhone. Further, instead of hiring actors, they’d just yank people off the street and pay them to get anally-penetrated on-demand. Perhaps you’re sitting there screaming “when pigs fly” at your computer. I get it. But, I’ve seen pigs fly, so you need to stick a dick in it and take a look at Bait Bus, Gay War Games and Out In Public. Yes, amazing, I know.
Going back to the video, despite what I’ve said, you’ll love it. And if you don’t, I guarantee you’ll love Gabe from Corbin Fisher. Really, he’s amazing. And if you don’t like either the video or Gabe, I guarantee you’ll like the next Corbin Fisher releases or the other after that, so don’t ever cancel your subscription, unless you want to void my guarantee. Which, if you do, please accept my deepest apologies and help me make it up to you by subscribing to Eric Videos or Macho Fucker. Take your pick, both if you’d like.
Oh and, if you’re wondering what inspired this horribly long post, it’s the shit, pointless video below. I was inspired by the lyrics, specifically: “Swagger Jagger, Swagger Jagger” and “You can’t stop clickin’ at me, writin’ ’bout me, tweeting ’bout me”. And… on that note, how about you reach past that giant tent pole of yours, pluck your wallet out of your pocket and buy your penis a little something at Broke Straight Boys.
YouTube Video of Cher Lloyd singing Swagger Jagger
Twitter’s Vine enables users to share 6 second video clips. The creativity that people fit into that short amount of time is pleasantly surprising.
Porn needs a similar time constraint. There are far too many videos that are far too long. The reality is that porn videos only have a handful of highlights. Initial nudity, erections, penetration, peak-intensity fucking, self facials, cumshots, etc. That’s usually about 25% of the video. The rest is for skimming.
Constraints in general just make for good porn. Perhaps this is why I’m roused by content found on tube sites and Tumblr. The content is entirely amateur, short and sometimes, refreshingly hot.
The porn industry is a vital American property which I want to see innovate and thrive. I’d love to see a studio that experiments with the low-band approach and gives the old “less is more” a go.
And, on that note, take a look at the Active Duty video with Axl & Bailey. Haven’t seen it yet, but the previews below look good!
Free previews of naked Marines Axl & Bailey kissing, sucking and fucking
LOL. I’m watching two of the worst gay blow jobs I’ve ever seen. While I’m typically doubtful about naked straight men in gay videos really being straight, these two guys most certainly are.
This gay-for-pay video is called Johnny & Lucas Bareback. For those wondering what’s the big deal, it’s Broke Straight Boys first foray into gay bareback porn. Both straight guys in the video are reasonably good looking and entertaining to watch. Watching them suck on each others dicks is delightfully amusing. Each reacts as though they had just shoved their mouths over a bitter dead squirell and its claw poked them in the uvula.
Fuck time arrives. Tennessee farm boy Lucas Weston flops robotically onto his back and slaps lube onto his virgin puckered dick door. Jersey boy Johnny Forza swings into place and utters “just breathe” before unhesitatingly plowing his 8 inches of broke straight white cock deep into Lucas’s fearful tight ass.
Now, earlier I said they were both certainly straight. I might have to take that back. I’m still watching the porn video and Lucas is genuinely turned on and rolling his eyes back into his head while rubbing his cock and balls like a woman would her twat. He waffles between expressions of pain and pleasure, and that hard dick of his is telling me that his booty likes being plundered.
The bareback video is filthy and raw. The guys are unrehearsed, fuck skin-to-skin and Lucas seeds Johnny’s ass. Being the sick fuck you are, this is the kind of vile video that you and every other sicko that reads this blog loves to watch before the family comes home. So, what are you waiting for? Watch the two free preview videos below then hop over to Broke Straight Boys and download the full HD version of Johnny & Lucas Bareback.
Free video of Johnny Forza & Lucas Weston sucking dick and barebacking
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 151
Animated gay porn gif of Johnny Forza ass fucking Lucas Weston
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Nudist Johann from Island Studs is a straight German guy, has a sizable, but slender cut cock and shoots quite the load. Unfortunately, he masturbated with olive oil and it reacted chemically with his semen to produce egg drop soup.
Like all male models at Island Studs, Johann was required to do yard work. Which is perfect, because when I’m super horny, watching naked men pick up leaves is the first thing that comes to mind.
Free video of nudist Johann and his big German cock on Island Studs
On that note, I’d like to ask for your help. I’d like to give this hot mess of a porn blog an overhaul. It’s fucking hideous, the writing sucks and it’s vapid – all of which I’d like to keep. But, I would like to sell more porn, so, I want you to tell me which fuck sites you want me to review. Cast your votes in the Naked Straight Guys poll below and tweet any overhaul ideas you have to my twitter page @nakedstr8guys. Oh, and if you love or hate NSG’s photoshopped photos, drop me a comment. Dankeschön.
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 150
Animated gay porn gif of Johann pissing outdoors
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My god I just watched the stupidest thing. A gay porn video from Fratmen Sucks with Cole and Jonah. The guys are smoking hot, they have big dicks, but the video’s plot was goofy as shit.
This is the premise. So, Cole and Jonah have a day off. And, as two hot, unimaginably popular Fratmen TV stars would do, they decide to fag it up with a little frisbee in a shitty park with driest fucking grass you’ll ever see. And all the while, they don’t notice that they’re being observed by two geniuses with walkie-talkies. For minutes, they spy on Cole and Jonah and you get to suffer through the cheesiest gay radio chatter you’ll ever hear, complete with the holy trifecta of CB radio vomit – “roger that”, “copy” and “over”. As Cole and Jonah prepare to return home, Double O Seven and Pussy Galore rush to beat them to it. I guess they live together, right. So, Double O Seven prances into Cole or Jonah’s room, camera in hand and hides it. And to prove that it’s well hidden and not completely fucking right in front of where the blind could see it, he puts what looks like a Burka on the camera.
Free preview of Cole and Jonah at Fratmen Sucks
Cole and Jonah walk in, one’s got a sore something or other, massaging ensues, then one wants to show the other a straight porn video he just bought, yadda, yadda, yadda. And then they suck each other, jerk, cum and – you get it. And then, to end the video, Double O Seven hides behind a curtain and records about 30 boring seconds of Jonah sitting in the pool. And then, I had the voice of Nancy Kerrigan in my head wailing “Why, why, why”.
Grab a pan and just hit me over the head for I can not take this shit. Cole and Jonah are hung beautiful men, but god damn, stop it already. Thanks to fake reality TV shows, I’ve got a hawk like sense for bologna, and I’ve had enough. Speaking of which, The Kardashians are on.
So, if you like a fat dick on a hairy body, checkout Jonah at Fratmen TV. If you like a fat dick on a hairless body, checkout Cole. If you like watching secretly recorded footage of two hot guys playing frisbee filmed from an obvious location, watch this Fratmen Sucks video of Cole and Jonah. And finally, if you like watching a black chick with a dick sing “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” – you’re not the only one.
In addition to the cumshots, the video features a peculiar two handed cock jerk by Kane, Felix jokingly naming the cum splatters on his chest, and Liam jumping into a swimming pool with a fresh load on his chest *yuck!*.
Of the gaggle of naked straight guys, my favorite cumshots came from cum shooters Marco, Liam and Micky (Ajay’s twin). If I were held at gunpoint by “Al Gayda” and forced to swallow a bunch of loads, I’d definitely want them as my captors. And if I was being water boarded and had to watch a cumshot video loop over and over again, I’d watch Marco’s. Like Liam, he’s handsome, athletic, uncut, a shooter and doesn’t act at all like Dawson when he cums.
My least favorite of the bunch was Ford. The poor guy dribbled when he came and I couldn’t stop staring at the area around his lips. Why Fratmen TV would choose to end a porn video with cold sores and a goofy smile is beyond me.
Anyway, for those of you who’d willingly get captured and swallow 27 loads instead of just one, catch the free preview below and then hop over to Fratmen TV and watch the entire video for instant gratification.
Free preview of Fratmen’s Greatest Cum Shot Vol. 8 video
For those of you who want to skip over the jerking and head straight to the money shots, I’ve put together a cum dribblers and shooters cheat sheet for the full Fratmen’s Greatest Cum Shot Vol. 8 video below.
In case you’re wondering, that’s 22-year old Flexx Boola and his 9 inch cock. He’s single, an Aries, owns a motorcycle, lives in Boston, Massachusetts, practices kick boxing, enjoys popping wheelies, sometimes spells his name Flex Boola, likes playing doctor and dresses way too gangster to be gay.
In Next Door Male’s latest solo video, Flexx begins his new year by announcing his sexual fantasies, dropping his pants, stroking his big dick and talking dirty into the camera.
So if you dream of hung straight guys like Flexx Boola fucking you in the butt, check out the free jerk off video below then head over to Next Door Male and watch his big cock nut one out.
Free preview of Flexx Boola jerking off on Next Door Male
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 147
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Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 6 months ago at 2:02 am
I just watched a fuck video from Sean Cody. It sucked and now I have a god damn headache. Pavel has become plump, hairy and pouty. Jayden’s severe acne scars are horrific. And the most entertaining part of the video was at 9:02 where Jayden is rimming Pavel, stabs his finger into Pavel’s asshole and gets farted on.
Posted in Dirty Tony3 years, 9 months ago at 10:00 am
Just watched Dirty Tony’s 50 Shades of Cum. The video features 30 minutes of cumshots, facials and bukkakes pumped out by a gang of naked straight guys and cum hungry bottoms.
Tony’s loads include muscle studs Clayton Archer, Devin Draz, Jeremy Tyler, Trent Atkins, sexy latinos Ocelot, Triston, Fabian, Gianni Luca, co-ed cuties Cody, Krys Perez, Bradley Rose, Alex Andrews, hairy sex pig George Glass, and a gaggle of other boys I can’t remember.
Of all of the cumshots, my favorite one was 27 mins and 33 secs into the video where Fabian released a fiery jet of flying semen into Bradley Roses’s open mouth. The cumshot was so intense, it caused Bradley to cough and gag. Loved it.
For those of you who enjoy watching naked straight guys gagging on cum and the gay men who love eating it, catch the annoying preview below and then hop over to Dirty Tony and watch the entire cumshot compilation video there.
Free preview of Dirty Tony’s cumshot compilation 50 Shades of Cum
Active Duty’s Axl and Domenic are two very hot naked straight guys. Axl is already on list of favorite naked guys, and Domenic will be added. But, his pubes really need a style change. The little pube patch sitting above his cock looks exactly like Adolf Hitler’s mustache. Oh well, not a big deal. Besides, if I were to be fucked by a dick, please let it be his.
Axl and Domenic’s porn video was 34 minutes of two very hot, military naked straight guys showering together, exchanging blow jobs, 69’ing and fucking each other’s tight straight butts. Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty has been very popular over the last couple weeks with a good number of visitors signing up for their 90-day membership. With guys like Axl and Domenic, it’s no surprise.
Free preview videos of Axl and Domenic sucking dick and fucking ass
Posted in Teta Tita3 years, 10 months ago at 2:47 am
30 year old male exhibitionist Bel Gris from amateur porn site Teta Tita is very hung. Of course, you’ve already seen that. So, you’re already somewhat familiar with his greatest asset. Beyond that, I’d add that he’s a Spaniard, 5’6″ tall and has a 23 cm uncircumcised penis. For our American bottom readers, that comes out to a whopping 9 inches of uncut cock. What’s even more amazing is Bel says his “growth spurt” started around puberty at 20 cm or about 8 inches.
Straight or gay, hung Spanish men like him deserve to be shared, liked, tweeted, sucked and tumbled. If you’re a fan of naked straight guys like I am, check out these hot videos of Bel Gris peeing in public and jerking off below.
Video of Bel Gris pulling out his big uncut penis and pissing in public
Video of Bel Gris jerking off his huge 9 inch uncircumcised dick
I’m watching Austin and Bret Catch Up from austinzane.com. And God damn, Bret’s dick is fucking enormous. Some comments as I watch the video:
Austin Zane has a son. Come again? Oh well, I’m just jealous he’s not my dad. And… OMG, Austin is sucking Bret’s dick like a crazy person. He’s holding onto Bret’s pole with his hands and mouth and wiggling his head like he’s completely nuts. Think Willow Smith, Whip My Hair. But, I’d be doing worse to Bret’s dick. Just looking at it makes me feel crazy.
Mmm…. disappointed to see Austin fucking Bret. I’d prefer to see it the other way around. But, without an ambulance standing by, I understand. Does Bret Myles really enjoy getting fucked? He always looks disinterested. But, he seems to really enjoy getting fucked, which is weird. He’s bouncing his butt up and down so fast it’s a blur. Remember Speedy Gonzales? Yeah, like that.
Free preview of Austin and Bret Catch Up video
Good awkward dialogue on both ends. Bret’s half-mexican dick is huge, and he’s delightfully strange as ever. Austin fucked like a champion rabbit and both punched out great cum shots. Bret draws a crowd and Austin and Bret Catch Up is definitely one to watch.
Oh and, when you’re watching, do what I did and start playing Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” at about 8 minutes into the video. Way better this way.
Nothing beats a naked straight guy with an extraordinarily large penis, but HBO’s Game of Thrones comes pretty damn close. I just finished Season 2 and the show is fantastic. And, it couldn’t come at a better time since True Blood has exploded into a pile of shit.
Khal Drogo, Daenerys Targaryen (Dragon Bitch), Cersei Lannister (Queen Bitch) and Tyrion Lannister are favorites. Sansa Stark and that knight Brienne of Tarth drive me nuts.
Enjoy the photo, it took forever to make. Share it on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Blogger or whatever you use so I can get more traffic and sell more porn. And on that note, check out Sean Cody’s Christian & Jarek: Bareback video.
I’m guilty of writing a few unkind words about Fratmen Sucks! porn videos in the past, but I won’t about this one. The video was good, and it’s one of the rare few that I’d watch again.
Clayton and Cole are both painfully stunning. Hold onto something before you gaze upon Clayton’s Adonis-like physique and Cole’s massive cock, lest you fall down and start whining like that old lady on TV who’s constantly falling and can’t get up.
Oh, and I pray someone near knows CPR, because your heart will likely stop when your eyes see Clayton and Cole as they workout nude, smack asses, massage each other, fondle, suck and jerk-off together. And, if you’re still alive, get 911 on the phone while you watch these two sweat-drenched naked straight guys shoot their showering loads of super-sperm in seductive succession.
Naked straight men of this calibre are works of art. And, when one piece of art blows or butt-fucks another piece of art, it’s neither gay or straight, it’s simply more art. That’s why I liked this video. That and it gave me big boner that I make love to for long time! Hey mister, one buck, good fuck, two dollah, make you holla, $16 bucks, see Fratmen Sucks.
Oh my god, I hate writing this shit. Just watch the bloody video of Fratmen Sucks! Clayton and Cole already, it was good!
Free preview video of Clayton and Cole exercising, sucking and jerking off
With the array of naked straight guys to choose from, why College Dudes would pick Cole Gartner to fuck Sean Summers for the first time is a mystery to me. Sean Summers is far more attractive and masculine. I love his tight, tattoo-riddled body and rock hard bubble-butt. It deserves better in my opinion. That and the fucking lighting. Jesus, will College Dudes ever change their shit lighting? Everybody looks dead under those lights. I’d love to watch those damned lights get crushed in a garbage truck.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 10 months ago at 12:46 am
Just watched Christian and Jarek bareback. I’d love to say I hated them in the sex video, but I can’t. The two were odd, but fun to watch. Jarek’s hair is nuts, and I swear Christian is Chiquita Banana in a straight man’s body. But, the couple won me over.
Christian starts the porn video off by saying “Sausage is just what I need”. And he got it. Just like the King Slayer, Jarek fucked Christian expertly with his long, thick, uncut dick. Christian gets ass fucked twice, and Jarek shoots two loads in the video, with one being delivered right up Christian’s hot pocket.
So, I downloaded the porn video titled Help Me Out Bro from Bait Buddies. Why? Well, because a lot of you have been signing up lately, and, I thought I saw Gollum from the Lord of the Rings in it.
To sum up the sex video, the whole thing was a hot fucking mess. The video features some out of shape male stripper with blown out lips and a tattooed white trash idiot who thought some bimbo was gonna show up on set and fuck them both. Just with Alex Andrews, I was so turned off by the stripper’s facial expressions and voice, my cock inverted and popped out my asshole. Which, leaves me perplexed, because Naked Straight Guys has been sending an unusually high number of porn subscriptions to Bait Buddies lately.
Am I missing something? Perhaps I’m out of it – looney even. Maybe I left Dr. Drew’s sobriety house too soon. I don’t know, you tell me. Am I wrong about this gay-for-pay porn site?
Free preview video of Luke Whyte and Brad Cambell’s Help Me Out Bro
Anyway, speaking of strippers, I found this awesome music video from Philadelphia-based American DJ, producer, rapper, and songwriter Diplo and director Ryan Staake. Hit the play button after you visit Bait Buddies.
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Posted in Fratmen TV3 years, 10 months ago at 1:19 pm
Say hello to Fratmen TV’s Riley. Like Sean Cody’s Trey, he’s a male cheerleader, has a hot muscular body, and enjoys masturbating at least twice a day. Unlike Trey however, Riley looks, sounds and acts very straight. Which means he doesn’t suck dick or let anyone fuck him up the ass like the other “straight guys” do on Sean Cody.
If you’re the type of guy who secretly enjoys watching naked straight guys like Riley showering at your local gym then watch his preview below and grab the rest of his solo video from Fratmen TV.
Free preview video of Riley in the pool, showering naked and jerking off
To me, spitting is an insult. Stuck in traffic? I spit. Get too close to me in the elevator? I spit. Baby crying on the plane? I spit. So, naturally, you can imagine how I feel about spitting during sex. It’s wrong.
YouTube video: Why spitting is an insult
In this American College Men video, Harley’s spitting was excessive. He spit like he swallowed a bug. It was phony, not sexy and gross. Harley, save it for when a child cuts in line, but for the love of Sam, not during sex, and not like that.
That aside, viewers at Corbin Fisher loved this gay bareback video. And I do admit, the anal sex was good. It was impressive watching Aiden’s thick 8 inch cock demolish Harley’s tight pink asshole. As Harley came, his eyes crossed and his body convulsed as though he’d been tasered for shoplifting. Then Aiden came, but not before making a sound that made me slam my laptop shut.
I really can’t stand this shit anymore. I’m about two shits away from seeing how aerodynamic I am. If you’re horny, I have three options for you. Lay your dick on a table and hit it with a brick, poke a fork through it or just watch the damn Aiden Fucks Harley video and get it over with.
And when you’re done, do my ass a favor and spread the URL nakedstraightguys.com all over the Internet like the flu. Twitter, Grindr, Jack’d, Adam4Adam, Facebook or CNN. I don’t give a donkey’s ass. I need the bloody traffic.
Just watched a Broke Straight Boys video of a gay 4-way between Max Flint, Brandon Hart, Blake Bennet and Sam. None were particularly notable, except for Sam. He has a absurdly huge cock. It looks hilariously large on his 5’11” frame. If you like them young, hung, broke, naked and straight, give Blake, Brandon, Sam & Max a click.
Free preview videos of Blake, Brandon, Sam & Max’s gay foursome
Naked Straight Guys Poll # 135
Animated gay porn gif of Blake, Brandon, Sam and Max jerking each other off
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Is it just me or did someone photoshop the fuck out of Ace Harper? For cock’s sake, his forehead looks like it’s made out of toothpaste. I haven’t seen this much photo touch up since Corbin Fisher’s Dawson Fucks Brent, or worse Island Studs’ Kody.
With such a smooth forehead, you may as well throw in a purse. Take ChaosMen’s Jebidiah or Sean Cody’s Greg for example. Everyone knows handbags go fashionably well with big throbbing couture cocks and featureless foreheads.
Anyway, see that naked country stud in the photo above? How’d you like to turn the lights on and find him laying butt-naked in your bed? Now, would you like to see pictures of and watch a video of him naked? Okay, that I can do. Southern Strokes’ Ace Harper is all yours.
Watching two naked straight military guys have anal sex can sometimes be more observational than erotic. The gay-for-pay video I just watched from Active Duty’s Jake and Tanner is a good example. Jake has a thick cock and Tanner was discernibly uneasy about getting fucked by it. Considering he’s straight and getting ass fucked for the first time, it’s understandable. But, it did change the context of the sex video. Instead of porn, it was more of a mini-documentary of what it looks and sounds like when a tough, straight, real military man gets anally penetrated for the first time.
What you see and hear is the epitome of masculine. Tanner’s utterances are very sexy. He emits deep, low grumbles and grunts, like you’d expect from a man. And, despite the obvious painful pleasure he’s experiencing, he doesn’t retreat from Jake’s broad cock as Axl did. His ass stays put and endures it, just like you’d expect from a soldier.
I finished the porn video with an increased respect for men like Tanner. Men who run towards danger, even if it means they have to turn around at the last minute and take a thick cock up the ass. And not once did he wail and squeal like Alex Andrews and Kurt Wild have. No, he quietly took it like a man.
And so, what does that mean Alex Andrews and Kurt Wild are? I don’t know. But, I do know that it only takes about 15 minutes on a high-speed Internet connection to download the full video. Go on, take a quick peek and see Active Duty’s Jake and Tanner for yourself.
When a fit naked surfer named Kody has you watching him parade around a Hawaiian jungle and jerking off for 20 minutes, he ejaculates, right? No. No, he doesn’t. It’s a trap.
I sat through 20 minutes of staring at a dirty jungle, the obnoxious clack and flash of an SLR camera firing a billion times, giant mosquitos attacking the camera, “dude”, “bro”, and listening to Kody explain that the huge cross-shaped scar on his left boob is from trying to brand himself. Oh and, don’t bother looking for it in the photo above. Someone Photoshopped it out, and it wasn’t me.
So, all that and Kody didn’t cum. Why oh fucking why? Sitting around for 20 minutes with no fireworks is like sitting around for 20 minutes and no fireworks. And then the kids start pissing and shitting, the wife is screaming like a fuckin’ bat because I threw her god damned purse into the ocean and the police show up because I backed the damn minivan into a light pole at 30 mph.
Free video of naked surfer Kody exposing his cock and balls on Island Studs
Look, Kody is wonderful. Island Studs is wonderful. Hawaii is wonderful. But, you can’t have me watching a 20 minute porn video with no fucking cumshot. Nevermind the fact that it’s a big fuckin’ waste of my time. Let’s worry about what the fuck I’m supposed to tell people. Yeah, oh my god, it was a great video… IF YOU LIKE GIANT MOSQUITOS, THE SOUND OF ENDLESS CAMERA SNAPPING, NAKED MEN WHO BRAND THEMSELVES WITH CROSSES AND THE WORD “BRO” USED SO MUCH YOU DREAM OF A TIME WHEN PEOPLE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yeah, if you like that, then watch the bloody video.
Just kidding. I made it all up. Actually no, I didn’t. I just wanted to give you the same feeling I had after watching the video. So, there you go, if you like the way that felt, checkout Island Stud’s Kody after watching this.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 10 months ago at 2:22 am
Behind The Scenes footage can win me over when I’m otherwise not interested. I experienced this with Sean Cody’s Troy & Jarek Bareback. My first impression was low. While Jarek has a nice, large uncut cock, he’s grown his hair out to a woman’s length and I don’t find girls attractive. Troy, well, he looks like an ape. Mind you, one I wouldn’t mind encountering in the jungle, but an ape no less. Both men are exceptional, but in the world of gay-for-pay porn, I wouldn’t have bet on either winning bronze.
So, I naturally wasn’t excepting to enjoy the sex video very much. But, as I watched the initial footage of them playing in a secluded section of San Diego beach with paddlers out in the distance, that changed. The more they played, the more they relaxed. Their charm came out and each slowly became appealing. At the end of the bareback video, there was more, and I liked it. The final Behind The Scenes footage left me with an impression that was far better than my first.
Troy and Jarek still aren’t going to win bronze. However, for a video I would not have recommended, I do now. Not because the men or the sex were incredible, but because the mini reality shows that sandwiched the porn made each of them human. And that, is something that all porn needs.
I really wish more studios would include Behind The Scenes footage in their porn videos. No, let me revise that. They must include it, and I command it. The extra footage humanizes the performers and makes them more attractive. The formula of videos fading in with kissing, sucking, fucking, or worse, bad acting preceding it ‚ – it’s obsolete.
A new era of porn is the horizon. It will be the Golden Age of Porn. Scripts will be burned, studio lights cast into the sea, creeping hands of pornographers shall be chopped and drama-moaners will gagged for all eternity. And, I King Simon, of Southern California hereby decree that all shall enjoy it. And until then, taste what I speak of, and watch Sean Cody’s Troy & Jarek: Bareback. Oh and, close thine eyes when Jarek’s hairy ass cometh into view, it’s more hair than any man can handle.
To sum up the porn video, a straight guy showed up to get his first gay blowjob from a bearded cocksucker with a Prince Albert. 10 minutes and several gags later, the naked straight guy blows a hot load all over the other guy’s mouth, throat and beard. Having been taught not to waste his food, he then scooped the thick ropes of cum from his beard and ate it. *Gag*
Over the past year, gay porn sites like Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher introduced barebacking, ass-to-mouth and more. They’ve raised the bar and along with it, my threshold for titillation.
Perhaps this is why I find Wakeup Call from Austin Zane to be so boring. I don’t enjoy saying that, because I like the two and their site. But for me, the porn video was entirely uneventful. The sex was pedestrian and the interaction was dry. It was very much like spying on a married couple. Albeit, with a pretty good sex life.
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I’ve seen so many beautiful people having sex that seeing more of the same just isn’t memorable anymore. Why do you think I like sites like Bait Bus, Eric Videos and Haze Him? Because they’re completely bonkers, and it’s wonderfully entertaining.
While nothing about this porn video will wake your sleeping dragon, much less have it spitting semen, it’s certainly worth watching if nothing more than to see that gay marriages are just as boring as straight ones.
Cinemagraph of your typical boring gay marriage
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