21 year-old surfer and former skater Brian from Island Studs is a straight guy, has a sizable thick cock, enjoys surfing naked in Hawaii’s shark infested waters and jerking off his big dick in public.
Like most male models at Island Studs, Brian’s nude videos feature him climbing coconut trees, doing yard work, showering with a garden hose, peeing outdoors and masturbating on camera.
If you love Hawaii like I do, and haven’t seen Brian’s 5 solo videos along with his mutual masturbation scene and pissing competition with Island Stud Darren, head over to islandstuds.com for some hot cowabunga action.
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Nudist Johann from Island Studs is a straight German guy, has a sizable, but slender cut cock and shoots quite the load. Unfortunately, he masturbated with olive oil and it reacted chemically with his semen to produce egg drop soup.
Like all male models at Island Studs, Johann was required to do yard work. Which is perfect, because when I’m super horny, watching naked men pick up leaves is the first thing that comes to mind.
Free video of nudist Johann and his big German cock on Island Studs
On that note, I’d like to ask for your help. I’d like to give this hot mess of a porn blog an overhaul. It’s fucking hideous, the writing sucks and it’s vapid – all of which I’d like to keep. But, I would like to sell more porn, so, I want you to tell me which fuck sites you want me to review. Cast your votes in the Naked Straight Guys poll below and tweet any overhaul ideas you have to my twitter page @nakedstr8guys. Oh, and if you love or hate NSG’s photoshopped photos, drop me a comment. Dankeschön.
My god I just watched the stupidest thing. A gay porn video from Fratmen Sucks with Cole and Jonah. The guys are smoking hot, they have big dicks, but the video’s plot was goofy as shit.
This is the premise. So, Cole and Jonah have a day off. And, as two hot, unimaginably popular Fratmen TV stars would do, they decide to fag it up with a little frisbee in a shitty park with driest fucking grass you’ll ever see. And all the while, they don’t notice that they’re being observed by two geniuses with walkie-talkies. For minutes, they spy on Cole and Jonah and you get to suffer through the cheesiest gay radio chatter you’ll ever hear, complete with the holy trifecta of CB radio vomit – ”roger that”, “copy” and “over”. As Cole and Jonah prepare to return home, Double O Seven and Pussy Galore rush to beat them to it. I guess they live together, right. So, Double O Seven prances into Cole or Jonah’s room, camera in hand and hides it. And to prove that it’s well hidden and not completely fucking right in front of where the blind could see it, he puts what looks like a Burka on the camera.
Free preview of Cole and Jonah at Fratmen Sucks
Cole and Jonah walk in, one’s got a sore something or other, massaging ensues, then one wants to show the other a straight porn video he just bought, yadda, yadda, yadda. And then they suck each other, jerk, cum and – you get it. And then, to end the video, Double O Seven hides behind a curtain and records about 30 boring seconds of Jonah sitting in the pool. And then, I had the voice of Nancy Kerrigan in my head wailing “Why, why, why”.
Grab a pan and just hit me over the head for I can not take this shit. Cole and Jonah are hung beautiful men, but god damn, stop it already. Thanks to fake reality TV shows, I’ve got a hawk like sense for bologna, and I’ve had enough. Speaking of which, The Kardashians are on.
So, if you like a fat dick on a hairy body, checkout Jonah at Fratmen TV. If you like a fat dick on a hairless body, checkout Cole. If you like watching secretly recorded footage of two hot guys playing frisbee filmed from an obvious location, watch this Fratmen Sucks video of Cole and Jonah. And finally, if you like watching a black chick with a dick sing “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” – you’re not the only one.
In case you’re wondering, that’s 22-year old Flexx Boola and his 9 inch cock. He’s single, an Aries, owns a motorcycle, lives in Boston, Massachusetts, practices kick boxing, enjoys popping wheelies, sometimes spells his name Flex Boola, likes playing doctor and dresses way too gangster to be gay.
In Next Door Male’s latest solo video, Flexx begins his new year by announcing his sexual fantasies, dropping his pants, stroking his big dick and talking dirty into the camera.
So if you dream of hung straight guys like Flexx Boola fucking you in the butt, check out the free jerk off video below then head over to Next Door Male and watch his big cock nut one out.
Free preview of Flexx Boola jerking off on Next Door Male
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Posted in Dirty Tony1 year, 5 months ago at 10:00 am
Just watched Dirty Tony’s 50 Shades of Cum. The video features 30 minutes of cumshots, facials and bukkakes pumped out by a gang of naked straight guys and cum hungry bottoms.
Tony’s loads include muscle studs Clayton Archer, Devin Draz, Jeremy Tyler, Trent Atkins, sexy latinos Ocelot, Triston, Fabian, Gianni Luca, co-ed cuties Cody, Krys Perez, Bradley Rose, Alex Andrews, hairy sex pig George Glass, and a gaggle of other boys I can’t remember.
Of all of the cumshots, my favorite one was 27 mins and 33 secs into the video where Fabian released a fiery jet of flying semen into Bradley Roses’s open mouth. The cumshot was so intense, it caused Bradley to cough and gag. Loved it.
For those of you who enjoy watching naked straight guys gagging on cum and the gay men who love eating it, catch the annoying preview below and then hop over to Dirty Tony and watch the entire cumshot compilation video there.
Free preview of Dirty Tony’s cumshot compilation 50 Shades of Cum
Posted in Teta Tita1 year, 5 months ago at 2:47 am
30 year old male exhibitionist Bel Gris from amateur porn site Teta Tita is very hung. Of course, you’ve already seen that. So, you’re already somewhat familiar with his greatest asset. Beyond that, I’d add that he’s a Spaniard, 5’6″ tall and has a 23 cm uncircumcised penis. For our American bottom readers, that comes out to a whopping 9 inches of uncut cock. What’s even more amazing is Bel says his “growth spurt” started around puberty at 20 cm or about 8 inches.
Straight or gay, hung Spanish men like him deserve to be shared, liked, tweeted, sucked and tumbled. If you’re a fan of naked straight guys like I am, check out these hot videos of Bel Gris peeing in public and jerking off below.
Video of Bel Gris pulling out his big uncut penis and pissing in public
Video of Bel Gris jerking off his huge 9 inch uncircumcised dick
Just watched a Broke Straight Boys video of a gay 4-way between Max Flint, Brandon Hart, Blake Bennet and Sam. None were particularly notable, except for Sam. He has a absurdly huge cock. It looks hilariously large on his 5’11″ frame. If you like them young, hung, broke, naked and straight, give Blake, Brandon, Sam & Max a click.
Free preview videos of Blake, Brandon, Sam & Max’s gay foursome
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To sum up the porn video, a straight guy showed up to get his first gay blowjob from a bearded cocksucker with a Prince Albert. 10 minutes and several gags later, the naked straight guy blows a hot load all over the other guy’s mouth, throat and beard. Having been taught not to waste his food, he then scooped the thick ropes of cum from his beard and ate it. *Gag*
OMG this Fratmen Sucks! video was excruciating to watch. I died at least 6 times from boredom while watching it. The guys, Cole and Marco, are good looking, hung and all the usual wonderful shit. Some of the camera work is great, too. But, holy shit is the sex video fuckin’ slow. Everything, including the outdoor shower scene, unfolds at a snails pace. The blowjobs are so sluggish you have to watch the porn video in fast-forward to actually see movement. Cadavers would give more enthusiastic head. 30 minutes of video and the only thing I came away with is that someone needs to take a look at that fucking ceiling fan before it falls on the models. Because lord knows, even if they have a 5 minute warning that the fan is falling, they still won’t be able to get away in time.
That said, the last 2 minutes of the Cole and Marco video was behind-the-scenes footage and it was the best part. I saw a dog, a penis windmilling and a pretty hot camera man who apparently farted on himself. Yeah, that was the best part.
Free preview video of Cole and Marco
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I watched about 10 seconds of this Broke Straight Boys video, turned to my right and said something along the lines of, “This video sucks, why the fuck did you have me watch it?” From the other side of the room came, “Oh no, keep watching. He treats him like shit and steps on his head.” With an anticipation I haven’t felt in very, very long time, I pressed play.
Aaaand, I didn’t like it. Yes, the ginger was hung, spat on the younger guy and stepped on his head while he came, but, those were just moments. For literally 5 minutes, I watched as the ginger knocked his cock on the younger guy’s ass. This is no way to check if the Turds are home. You see, the Turds family – they’re blind, deaf, dumb and have no arms and legs. So, if you expect them to poke their head out and say “Hey there, come on in.”, it’s not happening.
Anyway, it was a laundry list of stuff like that and other things like knowing the ginger wears women’s brassieres. You can clearly see the tan lines from what’s obviously a bra. No matter, as it doesn’t ruin the illusion of “Broke Straight Boys” for me anymore than knowing that Corbin Fisher’s University is not a fully accredited University. And if that comes as a shock to you, don’t feel bad. There was a time when I didn’t know either.
Maybe this is another teachable moment. Just as when I watched Zachary Perry, Covered in Cum, there’s a lesson to be learned. Instead of saying, “I didn’t like it.”, perhaps I ought to appreciate the moments where I did.
So, let me try again. I appreciate the moment where the young guy said, “Ahh yeah, step on my face.”, and the ginger did. Or the moment where the ginger face fucked the younger guy while he made an off-putting gurgling sound. Or the time where the ginger shoved the younger guy onto the bed and he fell like a girl. Or the moment when the ginger pulled two red fingers out of the younger guy’s asshole at 19 mins and 25 secs. Broke Straight Boy’s Spencer Todd & Kodi, thank you.
Bareback Blonds has its appeal. Josh Ryan and his camera man are both fit, nicely hung and fuck bareback. I can’t say I love their videos. They tend to be a little slow and regularly feature quasi-hard dicks, but, they are shot fairly candidly, and I like that.
The Summer Surprise series 1, 2 and 3 I just watched fits this billing perfectly. It held my attention, but moved like molasses. If you’re on sleep medication, try this instead. It’ll work better and the only side affect is you’ll wakeup with your dick in your hand.
Just watched my first video from Austin Zane. The porn site was started by Austin Andrews and Zane Michaels with Bret Myles helping out. All three previously appeared as high school teenagers on the now languishing straightcollegemen.com, with Rhett renaming himself to Bret.
I’ve always liked Bret. He’s got a big dick, a contagious smile and a strange, but playful personality that makes him very likable. He fits in well with Austin and Zane, and I’m really looking forward to watching their videos.
The first video I watched from austinzane.com was titled Broke-bed Mounting. It was filmed and broadcast live, and I really liked the candid nature of it. It was refreshing to watch Austin fuck Zane and see real chemistry. At one point during the video, Austin stood up and the bed they were filming on just fell apart. Minus the loud clanging sound at 10:34 that nearly sent me flying off the highway, it was a good fuck video. Gay or not, take a look at Austin Zane. And if you have a fetish for watching naked guys with big dicks fuck on a dilapidated bed while being filmed by a guy with an even bigger big dick, don’t miss this video.
Free preview of Austin and Zane’s Broke-bed Mounting video
On the other hand, there’s manufactured awkwardness, and it sucks. It’s the obnoxious awkwardness created by over-direction, ‘professionalism’ and camera men who just ruin the equation. I can think of more than a few porn sites that are guilty of this, and some on lesser accounts.
For example, I just watched a Fratmen Sucks! video with Cole and Neil. They’re your typical Fratmen. Handsome, hung and fit. But, their sex video was boring.
The premise is that Cole and Neil are to fuck a couple of bimbos, but before they do, they have to go through a list of gay shit to perform. And the list sucked. There was kissing for 30 seconds, hopping naked onto the others back and doing Roman Lifts and other stuff that had me thinking “Who gives a shit, who gives a shit, who gives a shit.”
On top of that, each was acting like looking, touching and interacting with the others body was difficult. Give me a break. Drop a bimbo on my desk, give me their pay and tell me to eat her feet and she’ll need a wheelchair to go home. Come on, it’s no big deal.
That said, I couldn’t do better, so, forget what you just read. I subscribe to both Fratmen Sucks! and Fratmen TV, so, what does that say? Maybe the video was actually super good, and I’m selfish and I don’t want you to see it because I don’t want to share. Hmmm, too bad you’ll never know unless you watch the video for yourself.
On a side note, Mountain Lion OSX was released today. Hoooray! Can’t wait to watch porn on Mountain Lion!
Posted in Sean Cody4 years, 11 months ago at 12:05 am
Sean Cody’s Daniel is really, really hung. Of course, you’ve already seen that. So, you’re already somewhat familiar with his greatest asset. Beyond that, I’d add that he’s ex-Military and has been caught jerking off by his mom. Which, I’m sure was more traumatizing for her than him. Or not? Either way, enough of this, that dick is way too big to be wasting another minute reading this. Click here to see Daniel’s monster cock unleashed!
Recently watched a Corbin Fisher video with Noah and Mandy over at Amateur College Sex. If you’re unfamiliar with Noah, just know this, kinda hot and hung. And if you’re unfamiliar with Mandy, so what. The video itself wasn’t anything unique. Hot guy, big dick, some chick and lots of fucking. But, I really enjoyed it. There’s just something really hot about watching a guy pinch pussy (sans-condom I might add). And, Noah did an excellent job. So, gay or not, check it out!
Do you have stereotypes? Be honest now. Please don’t try and tell me that when you’re walking down a street and see a black guy, your first thoughts aren’t “big dick” and “run”. What about when you see a tall guy? For me, my first thoughts are “big dick” and “run”. And in case you’re wondering, yes, my second thought for everyone is always “run”.
Sean Cody’s Bryce is 6 feet 6 inches tall and has a 9 inch cock. Even with both of his big hands wrapped around his giant pussy piercer, there’s still room for riding. And to top it off, Bryce’s exceptionally elevated pleasure pole pumps out big loads. In fact, his first cum shot roped well over his shoulder. So, for those of you who scoff at stereotypes, take that.
Speaking of stereotypes, here’s an exclusive video of Bryce smashing the one about white guys can’t dance:
So, I downloaded a video titled “Double Cocksuckers” from New York Straight Men. Why? Well, because a lot of you have been signing up at NYSM lately, and, I thought I saw Jeremy Lucido from Starrfucker in it.
To sum up the video, the whole thing was a hot fucking mess. The video features some out of shape guy with a thick dick, some ass eating idiot and a cock sucker with tits. I was so turned off my cock inverted and stuck out my asshole. Which, leaves me perplexed, because Naked Straight Guys has been sending an unusually high number of subscriptions to New York Straight Men lately.
Am I missing something? Perhaps I’m out of it – crazy even. Maybe I left rehab too soon. I don’t know, you tell me. Am I wrong about this video?
Oh, and for those of you heading out to watch Jason Voorhees’s new Friday the 13th movie, here’s some exclusive behind-the-scenes footage:
Corbin Fisher’s Zeke’s First Time features Zeke putting his cock up Jeff’s cock-hungry ass. Jeff kicks off the video with an uncomfortable speech and a fake laugh he stole from Dawson. From the moment Jeff starts sucking, Zeke looks frozen. Either from the unease of having nasty man sex or because Jeff’s hair looks really gay. The moment doesn’t last long though, because Jeff whisks them quickly towards anal sex as his ass becomes increasingly impatient.
To increase Zeke’s comfort, Jeff asks what his favorite position with a girl is. Zeke says doggie style. And Jeff says “Alright, we’ll start with that.” So, Zeke pops around back and mounts Jeff like he’s a girl doggie. Zeke mushes his semi-hard condom covered cock up Jeff’s ass, but it’s not working very well. Zeke starts to panic and begins to really mash it in. Jeff, sensing trouble, begins moaning like a 40-year-old woman, because that always helps. Eventually, Zeke works his way in, hardens up and pounds away.
Turns out that Jeff actually sounds pretty good when getting fucked. Corny, yes, but within context, quite good. All his dirty talk, moaning and grunting really helped build Zeke’s comfort level. Towards the end, Zeke actually looked like he was starting to enjoy it. Jeff blows his load while Zeke fucks him. Then, Zeke shoots his load all over Jeff’s face. Jeff sucks the remaining cum off of Zeke’s dick, then wipes his mouth and palms it like a magician. Yeah, I saw that. But, hey, I’d be gagging, so great job Jeff.
Of course, Jeff upheld the Corbin Fisher “tradition” of kissing after sex. Zeke really looked excited. Why wouldn’t he be? Nothing like sucking cum-face after you’ve gotten off.
Now, on another note, but related to Corbin’s doggie style video, and for our entertainment, may we present this Exclusive NSG instructional sex video:
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
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Posted in Sean Cody5 years, 1 month ago at 3:47 pm
Besides that ridiculously thick cock, I didn’t think I’d care much about Sean Cody’s Josh. He looks a little funny, has an oddly proportioned body and comes across as goofy. But, my opinion of him quickly changed as I watched his video.
Josh is animated, confident and best of all, quirky. That last attribute ends of making him very entertaining to watch. Especially when it comes to the way he moves and uses his body. Throw in that very big dick, and a one-of-a-kind orgasm, and you’ve definitely got something to see.
This is one video you won’t be skipping past the jerking. Josh’s animated nature really comes to life when he goes to work on his super-sized cock. From the licking of the hands, to the frantic two-handed stroking, it’s quite the sight. But, nothing tops his sensational orgasms.
Sensational, because anytime you start yanking on your own fucking hair while you’re orgasming, that’s sensational. If you’ve got a thing against big dicks and extraordinary orgasms, do notclick here.
Posted in Sean Cody5 years, 1 month ago at 10:45 pm
Among pornstars, Sean Cody’s Corey has an average face, body and cock. So, at first glance, he may not look like he’s brought much to show and tell. But, that’s the problem with judging pornstars at a glance, you don’t get the full picture.
Take Cumshot Legend Peter North for example, his face looks like it was made for eating oats. So, if after seeing his horse face and going no further, we all know I’d be making a big hung mistake. I’d be passing up on one of the greatest horse cocks and cum shots ever.
So, the same goes for Corey. Don’t judge the poor bastard by looking at him naked and stroking his dainty cock. Watch his video and you’ll see that he did in fact, bring some to show and tell after all. And what it is, more than makes up for other shortcomings in volume.
Posted in Sean Cody5 years, 2 months ago at 4:40 pm
Sean Cody’s latest video with Trey and Dave is excellent. The coupling is great. Dave, the reserved midwestern corn-fed hottie with a “husband-sized” cock pairs and plays entertainingly with Trey, the vibrantly likable apparently bisexual cheerleader. No acrobatics or ridiculous gimmicks, just good old fashion fooling around and ass fucking.
Also, the behind-the-scenes footage is charming as fuck. The whole thing is a big success. Not quite as big as oh-so-hung Kurt, but bigger in a bigger sense of the word. You know what I mean. So, this one is not to be missed guys and gals, watch it now!
Oh, and for those of you still wondering why Dave’s girlfriend is pissed, here’s their wedding video:
The video of Corbin Fisher’s Brent fucking Todd is almost good as Sean Cody’s Dave fucking Trey. Big, buff Todd even swallows Brent’s load after getting off. Which, in my opinion, is a big fucking achievement. Now, maybe not as big as oh-so-horsey-hung Kurt, but, bigger in another sense of the word. This is a great video and more than makes up for the disaster called “Joel Fucks Dante”.
Jebidiah from ChaosMen has a really big dick. Which means, his girlfriend has a really big vagina. Isn’t it funny how it’s hot for Jebidiah’s sexual organ to be huge, but Elly May’s gigantic pussy is just disgusting.
What about a big asshole? Is that hot? Because Jebidiah said he just recently had anal sex with Elly May for the first time.
Click here to see what it takes to get your own big asshole, and pussy, if you have one.
For more of Jebidiah’s vagina stretcher, checkout his four other shirtless and nude galleries (1, 2, 3 & 4) along with his two videos below as pornstar alias Brett Fyre on Next Door Male:
Posted in Sean Cody5 years, 4 months ago at 1:32 am
Sean Cody’s video with Curtis & Rylan is quite hot. Curtis is just as hot and hung as before, but with less hair. Rylan is still gay, looks peculiarly cute and of course, is still prancing around with his thick buckling cock.
The video is filmed in a recently renovated multi-million dollar home. The owner of the home planned to sell it, but that was prior to no one wanting to buy it.
Curtis and Rylan start off in the shower. They’re doing all sorts of inappropriate things with the shower wand. They then take turns sucking on each other’s cocks. Curtis is stealing the show. That bone of his has some fucking meat on it.
After packing the shower wand with tomato skins, the two sashay into the kitchen to fuck since it’s the safest place to have sex. Rylan sits on Curtis and tries to make me jealous. But, I know what that bitch is up to. Curtis does too, and knowing that I’m angry, he starts really beating her asshole. I’m screaming at Curtis, but that idiot isn’t listening. I’m warning him to keep her damn heels apart.
Fuck, see, he didn’t listen. She must have tapped her damn heels together, because instantly she’s behind him. Must be some fucking voodoo bullshit. Damn fool should have listened to me, because now his fucking ass is getting slung open by Rylan.
I’m thowing chicken feet and cinnamon all over my computer, but nothing’s working. I’m thinking, OMG, that witch is going to do him in with her fat pole. Then, I remember an old trick I learned from an old trick. I start slinging mayonnaise at the monitor and am screaming the lyrics to “She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain“. It did the trick. By the time I hit “Oh, we’ll all have chicken and dumplings”, Curtis is firing a huge magical load over his shoulder. Then, at about when I got to “When she comes”, Rylan lets loose a torrent of cum.
Really, it’s not a big deal. I just do what I can. I mean, yeah, what I do is pretty amazing, but someone has to do it. Anyway, my friend Miss Cleo tells me you’re going to click here. So, just do it, you know she’s right!
Apple just announced a slew of new Macbook updates. The new designs incorporate lots of unique and innovative features. For example, the display and buttonless trackpad are now overlaid with glass, or, said another way, are cum-proof. Superdrive? Condom dispenser. iSight + iChat? Four-way office conference cam orgy. The list goes on. Fortunately, we’ve whittled it down to a simple top 10 list that outlines why Macbooks are now the world’s best laptops for porn.
Top 10 Reasons Macbooks are Porn-tastic!
Thanks to the glass overlay, you can see your boss coming.
With the built in iSight, he can see you cumming.
When you’re done cumming, cleanup is a breeze thanks to the new Multi-Touch glass trackpad. And for you shooters, the glass screen overlay has got you covered!
Longer 5 hour battery life means your Macbook can keep up with your never-ending jerk-off sessions!
One more thing
For those of you who like hot, beefy, nude and hung military guys filmed by a Southern Belle, we have one more reason for you. Reason #11 is Active Duty. The site recently came to the realization that DRM is about as useful as herpes and kicked the cock-blocking technology to the curb. So now my fellow and soon-to-be Cult of Mac friends, you may enjoy your Active Duty videos as never before on your new cum-proof Macbook. For more DRM free porn sites, see our Mac friendly porn directory.
Posted in Sean Cody5 years, 5 months ago at 6:13 pm
Over the weekend, Sean Cody released two new videos. One featured Curtis and Todd, and the other featured a new model named Trey. While Trey is remarkable, I assumed Curtis and Todd would naturally steal the spotlight since they’re fucking, but they didn’t.
Thankfully, in Trey’s case, it is real. And it’s very, very sexy.
Trey is just damn likable. He is strikingly masculine, appropriately hung and is inherently charming. Trey is fresh out of high school, where he cheered on a competitive team as a gymnast. He is single, mostly straight, but a tad gay. A tad gay because he is a cheerleader and fooled around a couple times with his best friend. Which included, swallowing about 50 million of his best friend’s spermatozoa.
His solo video on Sean Cody is a must-see. He is captivating to watch and has appealingly genuine orgasms. During which, he whines, whimpers, and squirms, but, it’s all real, so it’s über hot.
Anyway, I hate to poop on a shitty situation, but if I don’t make mention of this, many of you will give me shit about it. About mid-way through the video (11:57), the camera cuts to a scene where he’s having an asshole fingering festival. And, OMG, there is something on his finger. Then it moves to his ass, and then back to his finger… O-M-G.
I entirely understand the reality factor, but would it have been so hard for someone at Sean Cody to discreetly remove that unsavory morsel from my mo’fucking view? Hello? And, post-production… unlike the Survivor: Gabon Marcus slip, this isn’t one oversight we want to see. Folks, this is still porn, that is one reality we’d all be happy to have wiped away.
That said, let’s not dwell on it, because the whole thing stinks and Trey is still hot. Seriously, just get over it, click here and watch him rub three out.