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Bret’s big cock turns guys gay

Posted in Austin Zane, Gay Porn Gifs 1 year, 8 months ago at 6:23 pm

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Just watched Drake Downs Bret from Austin Zane. I’ve seen Drake Wild here and there but I’ve always enjoyed watching Bret Myles (a.k.a Rhett). Of course I love his huge cock and big low hanging balls, but there’s something about his peculiar and aloof mannerisms that I find most attractive. Whether sucking dick, fucking ass or getting butt fucked, he performs each sexual act with a waffling uncertainty that makes it clear to me that he really hates every minute of it. And that’s it, there – the reluctance and unwillingness that I love most. Because for me, nothing touches the soft velvety strings of my rimy heart than a man being forced into doing something he really, really doesn’t want to.

And with that, let me remind you that despite having ogled men’s crotches for most of your man-loving life, you do not want to watch a rousingly dirty, filthy video of Bret’s enormous cock and balls swaying heavily between his legs as he beats his dick like a jacketed inflatable clown anchored with two bags of wet sand sitting. No, despite gushing saliva uncontrollably at the thought of his thick, cut half-Mexican cock tapping tauntingly at your dry, sun-spotted lips, you’re going to. Why? Because I’ve forced you to. You are going to do as I’ve made you to, and look reluctantly at Bret’s huge uncut cock.

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Animated porn gif of Drake Wild checking out Brett as he grabs his crotch
Animated gif of Drake Wild checking out Brett as he grabs his crotch.

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Austin breaks Zane’s bed then fucks him

Posted in Austin Zane 1 year, 8 months ago at 1:33 am

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Austin Zane Broke-bed Mounting

Just watched my first video from Austin Zane. The porn site was started by Austin Andrews and Zane Michaels with Bret Myles helping out. All three previously appeared as high school teenagers on the now languishing straightcollegemen.com, with Rhett renaming himself to Bret.

I’ve always liked Bret. He’s got a big dick, a contagious smile and a strange, but playful personality that makes him very likable. He fits in well with Austin and Zane, and I’m really looking forward to watching their videos.

The first video I watched from austinzane.com was titled Broke-bed Mounting. It was filmed and broadcast live, and I really liked the candid nature of it. It was refreshing to watch Austin fuck Zane and see real chemistry. At one point during the video, Austin stood up and the bed they were filming on just fell apart. Minus the loud clanging sound at 10:34 that nearly sent me flying off the highway, it was a good fuck video. Gay or not, take a look at Austin Zane. And if you have a fetish for watching naked guys with big dicks fuck on a dilapidated bed while being filmed by a guy with an even bigger big dick, don’t miss this video.

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Fratmen Sucks: Cole and Neil

Posted in Fratmen Sucks! 1 year, 8 months ago at 10:07 pm

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Awkwardness is one of the forms of authenticity that I like in porn. It’s captivating to watch how two naked straight guys behave around each other, much less figure out how to blow and fuck the other. This is natural unease, and it’s always entertaining.

On the other hand, there’s manufactured awkwardness, and it sucks. It’s the obnoxious awkwardness created by over-direction, ‘professionalism’ and camera men who just ruin the equation. I can think of more than a few porn sites that are guilty of this, and some on lesser accounts.

For example, I just watched a Fratmen Sucks! video with Cole and Neil. They’re your typical Fratmen. Handsome, hung and fit. But, their sex video was boring.

The premise is that Cole and Neil are to fuck a couple of bimbos, but before they do, they have to go through a list of gay shit to perform. And the list sucked. There was kissing for 30 seconds, hopping naked onto the others back and doing Roman Lifts and other stuff that had me thinking “Who gives a shit, who gives a shit, who gives a shit.”

On top of that, each was acting like looking, touching and interacting with the others body was difficult. Give me a break. Drop a bimbo on my desk, give me their pay and tell me to eat her feet and she’ll need a wheelchair to go home. Come on, it’s no big deal.

That said, I couldn’t do better, so, forget what you just read. I subscribe to both Fratmen Sucks! and Fratmen TV, so, what does that say? Maybe the video was actually super good, and I’m selfish and I don’t want you to see it because I don’t want to share. Hmmm, too bad you’ll never know unless you watch the video for yourself.

On a side note, Mountain Lion OSX was released today. Hoooray! Can’t wait to watch porn on Mountain Lion!

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Rhett, Nathan & Spalding want you to watch

Posted in Straight College Men 2SCM 5 years, 1 month ago at 11:50 pm

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Straight College Men's Rhett gives Spalding a tug job.

2SCM, or Straight College Men released a number of Watcher videos last month featuring Rhett and his high school buddies Spalding and Nathan. The Watcher videos are long, voyeuristic and are filmed in the stye of “reality TV”. Often, the videos are painfully uncomfortable to watch because the guys are terribly nervous, including the camera man. But, this usually results in appealingly awkward moments and lead to likably over the top giggling and laughter. The highlight of these videos is 2SCM’s silent star, Rhett.

Straight College Men's Rhett and Nathan eat ass.

Rhett from Straight College Men is mesmerizing. Largely because of his strangely charming personality and of course, his impressively large 9 inch half-Mexican dick. If you’re unfamiliar with Rhett and his friends, click here to see what you’re missing.

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Gay chickens ruin blowjob video

Posted in Straight Fraternity 5 years, 1 month ago at 7:21 pm

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Straight Fraternity's Joey and Justice play with their cocks.

When someone walks across hot coals, I’m expecting them to scream. When they don’t, to me, it means one of two things. A) They’ve got no feeling from the waist down or, B) it’s a setup.

And, when I’m looking at two straight guys fooling around for the first time, I’m expecting to see trembling, awkwardness and nerves. If I don’t, it means one of two things. A) They’ve got no feeling from the waist down, or B) it’s a setup.

So, I was happy to see Straight Fraternity’s Justice propped up in bed with Navy buddy Joey, trembling like a leaf. The two wound up on the site to film a video together playing gay chicken. For those of you unfamiliar with the ridiculous term, it’s where straight guys do gay things until one of them chickens out. The first one to chicken out gets deported, or something like that.

Anyway, despite neither being particularly hot, the video is entertaining because it is amateurishly real. I found the prevailing discomfort delightfully appealing. Unfortunately, right about when I was getting into the video, PHCS kicked in. Ryan the camera man ended up in the shot and ruined everything. Fortunately, it’s okay to watch the video, just come back for the cure.

PHCS

Pornographer Hand/Head Creep Syndrome; when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and up/down motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectille dysfunction. Instances of PHCS can be found on porn sites such as Straight College Men, ChaosMen, Active Duty, Mike Hancock Men, Jake Cruise, Brendon Marley, Buzz West, Straight Fraternity and countless others. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.

Straight Fraternity’s Gay Chicken Mutual Masturbation Video

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Speaking of walking on hot coals and playing gay chicken, here’s a great video of some crackhead doing just that:

Comedy Central Funny Fear Factor parody featuring Joe Rogan & Tyrone Biggums (a.k.a. Dave Chapelle)

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Seven naked straight college men at sea

Posted in Straight College Men 2SCM 5 years, 7 months ago at 8:12 pm

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Straight College Men flew seven of their straight guys out to Hawaii for a tropical retreat. Included in the group are Rhett, Kevin, Erik, Max, Lane, Grayson and Killian. While in Hawaii, the guys will film 4 2SCM episodes of them hanging out naked on a boat, skinny dipping in open-ocean and participating in other homoerotic activities. For each episode, subscribers of Straight College Men will vote on how to distribute $10,000 to the guys. With 4 episodes total, there is $40,000 at stake. Votes will be collected for 2 weeks after each entire episode airs.

So, basically, this is a competition for attention. Sound like a setup for lots of crying over spilled seed? Maybe. Check out straightcollegemen.com and tell us what you think.

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Straight best friends Rhett & Erik swallow

Posted in Straight College Men 2SCM 5 years, 7 months ago at 9:05 pm

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We have not blogged about Straight College Men for quite some time. After receiving numerous e-mails about Rhett Watcher at 2SCM, we investigated. What we found was a quirky, snide and likable stud with one hell of a tool. His solo videos on 2SCM are good, but suffer from pornographer hand creep syndrome. For those unfamiliar with PHCS:

Pornographer Hand Creep Syndrome occurs when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and vertical motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectile dysfunction. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.

Anyway, so Rhett’s initial Watcher videos suffered from PHCS, and quite frankly, it wasn’t interested in seeing anymore. But, the latest jerk off video featuring Rhett and his best friend Erik, is PHCS free and hot to trot.

Watching two real-world friends interact, play nude, kiss presumably for the first-time and then taste each others cum load is just good WMV. The nervous laughter, snarky jokes (we love snarky btw) and genuine interaction is refreshing. The dynamic just works and is great to watch.

There’s no need for us to write or for you to read anymore. This is one of the most entertaining and hot videos to be seen on Straight College Men. Oh and, just so you know, not only are Rhett and Erik best friends, they both were kicked out of the same three high schools due to rumors of starring in gay porn. Yes, you read that right, high school!

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Naked Straight Guys Words Defined

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From time to time we invent new and clever words. Here you’ll find a list of these words, along with their definitions and links to posts in which they occur.

Barfgasm
Heaving prior to vomiting. Usual induced by the act of deep face fucking or sucking on a big stinky cock.

Cock-Blocking Technology
When a porn site owner, lacking intelligence or common sense, uses Microsoft’s DRM technology to encode their videos. DRM, or Digital Rights Management is a silly nonsense technology that attempts to protect and limit media from piracy and unapproved use. It is idealistic rubbish that ultimately fails miserably at protecting anything. It just doesn’t live up to it’s promise. At least, the first. It is however, quite good at being limiting, and even better at being annoying.

Cuthung
A hung, cut cock or circumcised penis.

Dildump
Inserting a dildo into one’s ass then using one’s asshole to fire it out.

Girthy
A term taken from the root word girth which literally means “to have an
obscenely thick or fat cock, a.k.a. wide dick”.

Hungcut
A hung, uncut cock or uncircumcised penis.

Homeless Killer
An ugly or scary look on someone’s face during a sex act. In slang form, the “homeless killer” look is referred to as “throwing a homie”.

Möbius Fuck
To fuck oneself in the ass with one’s own cock.

PHCS
Pornographer Hand Creep Syndrome; when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and up/down motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectille dysfunction. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.

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The new class of Straight College Men jerk off

Posted in Straight College Men 2SCM 6 years, 5 months ago at 4:57 pm

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Straight College Men 2SCM: 6th Anniversary Appetizer Twink Special
Straight College Men 2SCM: 6th Anniversary Appetizer Twink Special

It’s been a rough year in Las Vegas, Nevada for site owner Matt of straightcollegemen.com. Despite spending over $100,000 in marketing, the bevy of male models he assumed would knock down his doors hasn’t happen. Later, things really came to a head for Matt when long time Straight College Men 2SCM performers Dean, Rocky, Caleb and Ashton fell into debt, incarceration and drugs.

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Rhett’s dick gets 5 bucks more then Nathan’s

Posted in Straight College Men 2SCM 6 years, 5 months ago at 1:08 pm

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Straight College Men 2SCM: Rhett’s First Time
Straight College Men 2SCM: Rhett’s First Time
Straight College Men 2SCM: Rhett’s First Time

Straight College Men 2SCM is featuring another High School Senior… AGAIN! Rhett is Nathan‘s buddy who was waiting in the 2SCM lobby while he auditioned as seen in last weeks episode. Both guys are 18-years-old, straight and seniors from the same high school!

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