Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 10 months ago at 3:59 am
(36 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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When I look at Trey, there is something about him that just screams “bat”. Those big eyes, ears and that sexy C-section scar. It makes me want to love him long time and wear a ring of garlic.
In Sean Cody’s latest video, Barry introduces Trey to the world of man butt. Barry is a veteran of straight-to-gay conversions and did a great job. Namely, he didn’t whinny and neigh like a nancy. He stayed quiet, like in prison. It worked for Trey, because he stayed hard the entire time and seemed to really like it. At points, it looked like Trey was trying to pound the gay right out of Barry.
After beating Barry’s ass, Trey sucks on Barry’s face until he cums. After Barry shoots his gay juice all over Trey’s Caesarean, Trey fires off a hot cum load himself. Then, Trey looks at the camera and uses a hand gesture to send a shout-out to Satan.
My favorite part of the video was at the end. When asked what fucking Barry was like, Trey said, “It was like sticking it in a girl’s asshole.” LOL!
For those of you that didn’t get the more, more, more reference, may we present Barry’s favorite song:
Seriously, nice cock and all, but the whole “Edge” video concept is freaking me out. The overlaid heartbeat, creepy sounds and jumpy cuts are just not sexy. How is anyone supposed to get an erection when they’re waiting for the fucking Grudge girl to crawl out of their monitor? On top of that, while Christine’s yanking on Dalton’s cock, she’s fixated on the damn thing like a cat about to kill a bird. Then the abrupt return of that scary music makes me think she’s going to lose it and go all crazy gouging her eyes out with his penis. Soooo, fucking, scary. Oh and, would it kill you to wear a god damn hat?
But, I’m supposed to be selling this stuff, so let me say something nice. Okay, so, first off, Dalton is hot. Yeah, he’s not ripped, facially stunning or monstrously hung, but he’s nonetheless attractive. Maybe it’s the dildump, or perhaps it’s his laid-back and compliant persona. Appealing because we all see that if we catch him in Walmart, we put that shitty black eye mask over his eyes and he’ll let us do whatever the hell we want to him. And when we’re done, he’ll kill us.
So, anyway, crazy “Edge” crap aside, the Dalton video is pretty hot. But, for the next “Edge” video, it’s Christine’s turn to wear the mask permanently.
Now, on another note, but related to our Phantom of the Opera theme, and for our entertainment, may we present this streaming pile of crap:
This music video sucks. Does she know she’s not in the shower? Sounds like a dying goose. The guy is worse, like one big screaming fart. Then the woman starts to screech something awful, and the guy hates it, so he starts to yell-sing back at her. This is definitely what hell sounds like.
Anyway, obviously, this woman cut a deal with Satan, because, the audience was cheering. Only the devil could force people to cheer and clap for that shit. And, if you listen closely, they actually scream bloody horror at first, then they clap. See, it’s the bloody devil.
Not convinced? Okay, after she finishes shrieking, she says “meatballs”. That was the *deal*. At the end of her ghastly drag show she was supposed to say “meatballs”, because it’s the magic word. And she did. She said “meatballs”.
Just in case you liked it, the group’s name is “Nightwish and Tarja Turunen”. If Google isn’t returning any results, try their English name, “Deathwish and Turd Pile”. If that doesn’t work, try their other name: “crap”.
(36 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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