Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 6 months ago at 3:40 am
(26 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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I find myself falling in and out of interest with Sean Cody’s Mitch. He’s pretty hot, but there’s something about him that doesn’t feel right. And his latest video with Topher didn’t help.
The video starts off with Mitch sucking Topher’s cock. From there, it just starts sucking itself. Topher was atrocious. I don’t mean to be rude, but his voice, look and facial expressions were just awful. Topher, if it helps, you wouldn’t have won anyway. It’s a no from me. Paula?
Despite delivering a lifeless fuck, I haven’t lost all hope for Mitch. He’s good looking, has a big talent and America loves him. But most of all, from having watched him fuck and almost kill Jake, we all know he has it in him to win this competition.
Either way, if you want to vote for Mitch to see him again, drop your pants, click here and use your credit card to vote.
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Oh, and I almost forgot. For those of you who can’t get enough of Mitchy Mitch, he’s back on Fort Troff peddling more pig sex gear and giving slaves buzzcuts. Enjoy!
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 7 months ago at 8:10 pm
(25 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
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Sean Cody recently released a video featuring Shane and Curtis. During the pre-fuck interview, both guys are asked about their sexuality. Obviously, Shane is a big flaming queen, and that hasn’t changed. But, Curtis, who previously said he was straight, admitted that he’s developed an appetite for cock-in-the-ass and is now a cock-a-holic bisexual.
Bad news first, Shane is a shitty top. Why? How about because he thrusts like he’s weak from the flu, Elton John is more masculine and the whole time he’s fucking, it looks like he thinks he’s in a fashion show. NO Shane, you’re not walking runway, you’re in a porn video, topping and you suck.
Now, the good news, Curtis is a great bottom. Contrasting with his quiet nature, Curtis really comes to life with a cock in his ass. Even if it’s Shanes. He really made the video with his genuine enthusiasm about having a dick out back. The video ends with Shane jerking off Curtis until he fires his load across Shane’s abs and pussy hair. Then, Shane really brings it when he pulls out, sashays, cums all over Curtis, looks at the camera fiercely, slides head side-to-side, snaps fingers and screams “OH NO I DIDN’T.” Don’t believe me? See for yourself.
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And one last thing Shane, after digging through our archives, I found a video that should help give you an idea of what you should be doing:
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 7 months ago at 7:58 pm
(14 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s Mitch and Jake are back. The two are paired in what turned out to be one hot swap-fucking video. In case you’ve forgotten about him, Jake has been around the block at Sean Cody a couple times and is most memorable for his enormous member. And Mitch, well, you should remember him.
The video was excellent. Mitch and Jake did a bang-up job banging each other. Jake masterfully ate out Mitch’s asshole. He had Mitch squirming like a spastic maggot. And then, he filled Mitch’s ass with that big cock. The look of joy on Mitch’s face, it felt like Christmas all over again.
When Mitch took over, he brought creativity with him. Before I knew it, Jake was hanging off the dumbbell, ass in the air and getting pounded by Mitch. After a thourough fucking, Mitch bottomed for Jake again. Mitch delivered an impressive cumshot while getting fucked on his side by Jake. Awesome setup and I’d love to see other sites replicate it.
Jake wrapped up the video with a great cumshot that he landed on Mitch. Then Homeland Security crashed through the ceiling and arrested them both. It turns out they were members of Homos and are terrorizing the country with their hotness. If you want to get them out of Gaytanamo and back onto your screen, click here and pay their bail with your credit card.
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 8 months ago at 3:25 am
(31 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Harley has one of the nicest dicks around. Long, thick and topped with a shiny pink knob. For most assholes, it’s the perfect gift. For a banker named Mitch, it’s a dream come true!
Sean Cody’s latest video features Harley fucking Mitch. The video was good, the highlights being Harley’s epileptic fucking, flopping feet and huge cumshot. As usual, he stole the spotlight, but Mitch was pretty good too. Definitely worth a gander or two. Merry Christmas bitches!
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 8 months ago at 4:28 am
(24 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s latest video features Chris and Mitch. Let me start off by pointing out that Chris is indeed straight. He proved it by recoiling as though Mitch was spurting acid when he came. So, if you’re looking for a real naked straight guy, there he is.
On the other hand, we’ve already shown that Mitch is not the straightest stick in the woods. In fact, he’s quite bent. This video really hammered, drove, pounded and ball-slapped that point home. The whole time Mitch was getting fucked, he had this look on his face like, “Ohhhh daarling, I’ve sooooo been there, done that, got the t-shiiiirtt.” I mean, look at the fucking dildos this “banker” plays with. How the fuck do you top that shit?
On the topic of making deposits, what the hell is a banker doing on Sean Cody? Not that I wouldn’t love to bank with Mitch, but seeing him on Sean Cody doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. Perhaps he’s just getting used to taking deposits for when he can no longer give them. I don’t know, but as long as he’s the one stiffing me, I’ve got no complaints.
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 9 months ago at 2:00 am
(38 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s latest video features Mitch teaching Curtis a bit about male anatomy. I was anxious to watch the video, because Mitch is a hot mother fucker and looks like he can fuck just as well as Gabe from Corbin Fisher.
Unfuckingfortunately, I was wrong. These two were banging like it was an instructional video. Mitch fucked Curtis’s big ass 1 inch at a time at about 2 mph. Meanwhile, he’s sweating like a fucking waterfall all over Curtis’s pasty fucking legs. Seriously Mitch, grab that straight mother fucker’s weave and show her who’s boss. If it helps, maybe you should put on one of those super-freak suits you were sporting over at Fort Troff:
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 9 months ago at 11:58 pm
(29 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s latest 3-way features Curtis, Trey & Rylan fucking in that multi-million dollar house again. The video is good, which should come as no surprise given the guys involved and where it’s filmed.
While I enjoyed the feature video, I really preferred watching the behind-the-scenes footage. Call me crazy, but I enjoy watching people act human, not like Japanese sex robots. I like seeing Curtis running around like a mule, swinging his big cock all over the fucking place, watching Rylan swoon over Trey and laugh in disgust as Trey farts like a broken record. And until Japanese sex robots can do all that, I’m not opening mine.
If you’re a fan of Survivor: Gabon or The Amazing Race, you’re going to love the behind-the-scenes footage, check it out!
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 9 months ago at 1:07 am
(20 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s video with Rylan and Ken was pretty good. But, what makes it post-worthy, is Rylan’s incredible cumshot. It was voluminous, watery and was literally spraying out of his dick like a fire hose. I’ve seen a lot of cumshots, and this was undeniably unique. Loved it! Also, don’t miss the behind the scenes footage, great stuff!
So, it’s back to that Palm Springs desert house that no one wants for more fucking over at Sean Cody. This time it’s Trey serving Curtis an ass full of summer sausage. And with Trey being hot, Curtis being hot and the desert being really fucking hot, you already know what this video is. It’s hot.
I liked the intro where Trey is talking about what he’s going to do to Curtis. Trey says “I’m gonna fuck him!” and then Curtis gets this look on his face like, “Oh noes.” That was great, but of course, I liked the rest of the video even more. Trey does a great job fucking Curtis and the two blow nice loads on a glass table. Definitely a must-see video. Also, be sure to check out the Curtis and Trey’s behind the scenes footage as they run around shirtless in the famous Mount San Jacinto state park. Enjoy!
Listen to an audio clip of Curtis and Trey:
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Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 10 months ago at 2:02 am
(20 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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When someone’s eating ass, why the fuck would you ask them how “it tastes back there?” It’s a fucking asshole, at best, it won’t taste like a loaf. Can we all please just go back to pretending that the thing being noshed on isn’t where turds come from.
So, anyway, that sexy commentary leads in to Sean Cody’s latest video featuring her royal annoyingness eating Kent’s never-munched asshole. Whenever I see her, I just instinctly spit at the screen. I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I’m not going to get into Eric, because she’s old news and fragile. Kent is not bad on the eyes, but let me tell you, he’s hard on my fucking ear. I only have one.
Kent’s sex sounds suck. His moans, moos and other related noises sound like they’re coming from a pasture. And when he’s answering questions, his responses sound infomercial phony. At the end of the video, the interviewer asked Kent if he enjoyed having his asshole tongued over and soaked with slobber. As if in an infomercial for 1-800-ASS-SNAK, Kent begins waxing on about how it was a better than he expected. Then, you know how in infomercials the husband, right after saying you can earn millions by farting into jugs, will look at his wife for corroboration, as if we’re supposed to fucking believe her. Well, Kent did exactly that, but with Eric. And no, I didn’t fucking believe her.
Oh and, Miss Cleo tells me that she predicts Sean Cody will be releasing a video featuring Curtis and Trey soon. She also says that it will be filmed in some multi-million dollar desert home no one wants to buy.
Anyway, I quit this shit because I have to wipe up all this spit. It’s okay though, I’ve got Shamwow!
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 10 months ago at 2:21 am
(30 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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Sean Cody released a video with Trey & Ken today. It’s filmed in that multi-million dollar IKEA furnished desert home that no one wants to buy and features the two taking turns fucking each other.
Trey was a surprisingly enthusiastic bottom. At one point, he looked like E.T. giving birth sideways, but he was good otherwise. Ken was good too, but he needs to stop with the fucking haircut. I’m already obsessed with how red his face gets, I don’t need to go fucking crazy looking at those veins and the back of his head. But, you know what, enough with that. On to something more important.
Am I the only one that is sick of phony sex? The forced babbling and phony fucking is agonizing. In this video, these two are moaning and honking up a fucking storm. On their own, do you think they would sound like that? I don’t think so. And then, all the fucking sex positions. First this, then that, and this backwards, and the next thing you know Ken is getting sit-fucked with his finger up Trey’s ass. It was like checkmate. If either one of them farted, either Trey will be up in the fucking ceiling or Ken will be counting to 9. And then what’s next? How do you one-up the fingering sit-fuck? I know, Trey sit-fucks Ken, while Ken fingers Trey’s asshole and then we’ll just have Trey stick his fingers in Ken’s eyes while he bounces around and calls the fucking ducks.
You tell me, but I’d like a little more reality in my porn. Other than seeing Curtis and Trey smoking, I found the bonus footage to be more entertaining.
That said, watch the video. Like I said, the Trey & Ken: Behind the Scenes is great. I’m aggravated, so I’m probably being a little harsh. My fucking coffee maker exploded earlier and blew hot water and powder all over the fucking place. Imagine a thousand little bug shits all over your kitchen, that’s what my fucking place looks like right now.
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 10 months ago at 1:32 am
(28 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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Sean Cody’s video with Curtis & Rylan is quite hot. Curtis is just as hot and hung as before, but with less hair. Rylan is still gay, looks peculiarly cute and of course, is still prancing around with his thick buckling cock.
The video is filmed in a recently renovated multi-million dollar home. The owner of the home planned to sell it, but that was prior to no one wanting to buy it.
Curtis and Rylan start off in the shower. They’re doing all sorts of inappropriate things with the shower wand. They then take turns sucking on each other’s cocks. Curtis is stealing the show. That bone of his has some fucking meat on it.
After packing the shower wand with tomato skins, the two sashay into the kitchen to fuck since it’s the safest place to have sex. Rylan sits on Curtis and tries to make me jealous. But, I know what that bitch is up to. Curtis does too, and knowing that I’m angry, he starts really beating her asshole. I’m screaming at Curtis, but that idiot isn’t listening. I’m warning him to keep her damn heels apart.
Fuck, see, he didn’t listen. She must have tapped her damn heels together, because instantly she’s behind him. Must be some fucking voodoo bullshit. Damn fool should have listened to me, because now his fucking ass is getting slung open by Rylan.
I’m thowing chicken feet and cinnamon all over my computer, but nothing’s working. I’m thinking, OMG, that witch is going to do him in with her fat pole. Then, I remember an old trick I learned from an old trick. I start slinging mayonnaise at the monitor and am screaming the lyrics to “She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain“. It did the trick. By the time I hit “Oh, we’ll all have chicken and dumplings”, Curtis is firing a huge magical load over his shoulder. Then, at about when I got to “When she comes”, Rylan lets loose a torrent of cum.
Really, it’s not a big deal. I just do what I can. I mean, yeah, what I do is pretty amazing, but someone has to do it. Anyway, my friend Miss Cleo tells me you’re going to click here. So, just do it, you know she’s right!
Posted in Sean Cody1 year, 11 months ago at 6:13 pm
(37 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Over the weekend, Sean Cody released two new videos. One featured Curtis and Todd, and the other featured a new model named Trey. While Trey is remarkable, I assumed Curtis and Todd would naturally steal the spotlight since they’re fucking, but they didn’t.
Thankfully, in Trey’s case, it is real. And it’s very, very sexy.
Trey is just damn likable. He is strikingly masculine, appropriately hung and is inherently charming. Trey is fresh out of high school, where he cheered on a competitive team as a gymnast. He is single, mostly straight, but a tad gay. A tad gay because he is a cheerleader and fooled around a couple times with his best friend. Which included, swallowing about 50 million of his best friend’s spermatozoa.
His solo video on Sean Cody is a must-see. He is captivating to watch and has appealingly genuine orgasms. During which, he whines, whimpers, and squirms, but, it’s all real, so it’s über hot.
Anyway, I hate to poop on a shitty situation, but if I don’t make mention of this, many of you will give me shit about it. About mid-way through the video (11:57), the camera cuts to a scene where he’s having an asshole fingering festival. And, OMG, there is something on his finger. Then it moves to his ass, and then back to his finger… O-M-G.
I entirely understand the reality factor, but would it have been so hard for someone at Sean Cody to discreetly remove that unsavory morsel from my mo’fucking view? Hello? And, post-production… unlike the Survivor: Gabon Marcus slip, this isn’t one oversight we want to see. Folks, this is still porn, that is one reality we’d all be happy to have wiped away.
That said, let’s not dwell on it, because the whole thing stinks and Trey is still hot. Seriously, just get over it, click here and watch him rub three out.
Curtis from Sean Cody is pretty hot. That smile, that body and that large meat-kabob cock nestled amidst a toasted saffron patch of pubic hair scented with cumin-like ball musk.
Besides what you can see, all you need to know about Curtis is that he is 18-years-old, uber kinky and his girlfriend is a stripper. Sounds like the perfect couple. Now, it’s only a matter of time before Curtis spends as much time with poles as his girlfriend does.
Speaking of which, we have some exclusive footage of his girlfriend practicing her routine:
(26 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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