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Posted in Celebrities, Sean Cody 11 months, 3 weeks ago at 8:51 pm
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If you haven’t noticed, Sean Cody’s Trevor loves to ride skateboards. He’s 22, bisexual, has a muscular body, a nice big thick cock and a pair of huge low hanging balls, but his smile, face, vocal cords and tattoos are a tad queer. When asked what he likes to do when he’s not straight, he said he likes to spend all of his free time butt fucking other bi skaters he meets in the park. And if that skater happens to have a nice big dick, well, he’ll gladly bend over and let that hung dude ass fuck him from behind.
If you haven’t seen Trevor’s solo video yet, do yourself a favor and fix that problem by clicking on that insane longboard of his. Trevor’s low hangers alone are worth the price of admission!
Oh and, speaking of bi skaters, check out this exclusive photo of skater legend Tony Hawk reaching out to his fans.
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Posted in Sean Cody 1 year, 6 months ago at 3:40 am
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I find myself falling in and out of interest with Sean Cody’s Mitch. He’s pretty hot, but there’s something about him that doesn’t feel right. And his latest video with Topher didn’t help.
The video starts off with Mitch sucking Topher’s cock. From there, it just starts sucking itself. Topher was atrocious. I don’t mean to be rude, but his voice, look and facial expressions were just awful. Topher, if it helps, you wouldn’t have won anyway. It’s a no from me. Paula?
Despite delivering a lifeless fuck, I haven’t lost all hope for Mitch. He’s good looking, has a big talent and America loves him. But most of all, from having watched him fuck and almost kill Jake, we all know he has it in him to win this competition.
Either way, if you want to vote for Mitch to see him again, drop your pants, click here and use your credit card to vote.
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Oh, and I almost forgot. For those of you who can’t get enough of Mitchy Mitch, he’s back on Fort Troff peddling more pig sex gear and giving slaves buzzcuts. Enjoy!
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Posted in Sean Cody 1 year, 10 months ago at 2:02 am
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When someone’s eating ass, why the fuck would you ask them how “it tastes back there?” It’s a fucking asshole, at best, it won’t taste like a loaf. Can we all please just go back to pretending that the thing being noshed on isn’t where turds come from.
So, anyway, that sexy commentary leads in to Sean Cody’s latest video featuring her royal annoyingness eating Kent’s never-munched asshole. Whenever I see her, I just instinctly spit at the screen. I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I’m not going to get into Eric, because she’s old news and fragile. Kent is not bad on the eyes, but let me tell you, he’s hard on my fucking ear. I only have one.
Kent’s sex sounds suck. His moans, moos and other related noises sound like they’re coming from a pasture. And when he’s answering questions, his responses sound infomercial phony. At the end of the video, the interviewer asked Kent if he enjoyed having his asshole tongued over and soaked with slobber. As if in an infomercial for 1-800-ASS-SNAK, Kent begins waxing on about how it was a better than he expected. Then, you know how in infomercials the husband, right after saying you can earn millions by farting into jugs, will look at his wife for corroboration, as if we’re supposed to fucking believe her. Well, Kent did exactly that, but with Eric. And no, I didn’t fucking believe her.
Oh and, Miss Cleo tells me that she predicts Sean Cody will be releasing a video featuring Curtis and Trey soon. She also says that it will be filmed in some multi-million dollar desert home no one wants to buy.
Anyway, I quit this shit because I have to wipe up all this spit. It’s okay though, I’ve got Shamwow!
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Posted in Sean Cody 1 year, 10 months ago at 11:19 pm
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Oh god, she’s back. Wearing a “Voted Best Cock In The State” shirt from T-Shirt Hell nonetheless. Eric, what the hell??
And so, out pops “Eric & Fuller” from Sean Cody’s smut oven. Eric, well, you know how I feel about her. Fuller on the other hand, he gives me the creeps. I’m thinking, Spider Monkey, tranny eyebrows and beaver teeth. And that fucking hair. Holy fuck, ever heard of a comb?
So, Eric bottoms for Fuller. She says that it’s been over a year since she’s crammed anything up there. Yeah, and I’m lucid. They proceed on and have some nasty gay sex. Eric sucks Fuller’s cock and I’m gagging. Then, monkey fingers her ass, again, I’m gagging. Then, Fuller starts to fuck Eric. Oh god, she is making the weirdest faces. Open mouthed, inhaling and panting like a virgin. About this time, I’m thinking, you know what, I feel like vacuuming. Of course, I can’t, because I have to wait around to see Eric cum 4-5 times, since that’s what he says he usually does.
On to the end of this video, which is going to be the best part. Eric is cumming and he acts like the flood is coming. He’s farting around and making hooting sounds, and then it happens. Like 5 whole dried up sperm fall out of his penis, DOA.
Folks, this is a hot one. Get it while it’s not. Get out your vacuum and click here.
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Posted in Active Duty 1 year, 10 months ago at 4:58 pm
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Apple just announced a slew of new Macbook updates. The new designs incorporate lots of unique and innovative features. For example, the display and buttonless trackpad are now overlaid with glass, or, said another way, are cum-proof. Superdrive? Condom dispenser. iSight + iChat? Four-way office conference cam orgy. The list goes on. Fortunately, we’ve whittled it down to a simple top 10 list that outlines why Macbooks are now the world’s best laptops for porn.
Top 10 Reasons Macbooks are Porn-tastic!
- Thanks to the glass overlay, you can see your boss coming.
- With the built in iSight, he can see you cumming.
- When you’re done cumming, cleanup is a breeze thanks to the new Multi-Touch glass trackpad. And for you shooters, the glass screen overlay has got you covered!
- Enjoy mutual masturbation with your reflection and Dawson spas-gasming!
- Solid aluminum block construction means your Macbook can take a heavy beating. Which is a good thing, because you do a lot of that!
- Black chiclet keyboard hides your pubic hair, unlike your current keyboard.
- You’ve followed your penis your entire life, now use it to navigate! Your Macbook’s amazing new trackpad doubles as a button so you can use your penis as a mouse. Click with your dick!
- Watch porn outdoors in broad daylight thanks to your Macbook’s brilliant LED-backlight display! Again, the glass overlay will come in handy and help you keep an eye out for the cops!
- Blazing NVIDIA graphics performance means you can watch Sean Cody’s videos while playing Call of Duty 4 and World of Warcraft!
- Longer 5 hour battery life means your Macbook can keep up with your never-ending jerk-off sessions!
One more thing
For those of you who like hot, beefy, nude and hung military guys filmed by a Southern Belle, we have one more reason for you. Reason #11 is Active Duty. The site recently came to the realization that DRM is about as useful as herpes and kicked the cock-blocking technology to the curb. So now my fellow and soon-to-be Cult of Mac friends, you may enjoy your Active Duty videos as never before on your new cum-proof Macbook. For more DRM free porn sites, see our Mac friendly porn directory.
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Posted in Sean Cody 1 year, 11 months ago at 6:13 pm
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Over the weekend, Sean Cody released two new videos. One featured Curtis and Todd, and the other featured a new model named Trey. While Trey is remarkable, I assumed Curtis and Todd would naturally steal the spotlight since they’re fucking, but they didn’t.
Many guys in porn are dry as a Martini and helplessly fake. Dead banter, flamboyant self-admiration, overplayed masturbation and of course, the aggrandized orgasm complete with cow-like moaning and epileptic quivering. All of which would be dead sexy, if it were real.
Thankfully, in Trey’s case, it is real. And it’s very, very sexy.
Trey is just damn likable. He is strikingly masculine, appropriately hung and is inherently charming. Trey is fresh out of high school, where he cheered on a competitive team as a gymnast. He is single, mostly straight, but a tad gay. A tad gay because he is a cheerleader and fooled around a couple times with his best friend. Which included, swallowing about 50 million of his best friend’s spermatozoa.
His solo video on Sean Cody is a must-see. He is captivating to watch and has appealingly genuine orgasms. During which, he whines, whimpers, and squirms, but, it’s all real, so it’s über hot.
Anyway, I hate to poop on a shitty situation, but if I don’t make mention of this, many of you will give me shit about it. About mid-way through the video (11:57), the camera cuts to a scene where he’s having an asshole fingering festival. And, OMG, there is something on his finger. Then it moves to his ass, and then back to his finger… O-M-G.
I entirely understand the reality factor, but would it have been so hard for someone at Sean Cody to discreetly remove that unsavory morsel from my mo’fucking view? Hello? And, post-production… unlike the Survivor: Gabon Marcus slip, this isn’t one oversight we want to see. Folks, this is still porn, that is one reality we’d all be happy to have wiped away.
That said, let’s not dwell on it, because the whole thing stinks and Trey is still hot. Seriously, just get over it, click here and watch him rub three out.
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Posted in Sean Cody 2 years ago at 3:38 am
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As you may have noticed, we’re an odd blog. Instead of constantly and mindlessly fawning over the guys, we speak our mind. Usually, we poke fun, sometimes we rave and other times, well, we just hate. This is one of those times. If a little humorous hate offends you, please, do keep reading.
Eric from Sean Cody likes to role-play. In this video, he role-plays that he’s hot.
As his video starts, Sean Cody asks why he likes to show off. With his head bobbling, he explains “Cause I know what I got.” Huh? Like what? Hair? Clothes? Skin? Pumps?
Further on in the video, he says that he’s straight. Then, he explains that he’s fooled around with a guy, oral sex included. Head bobbling, he further explains that he currently has two girlfriends… and had a boyfriend. Yep, you’re straight.
Ugh, and then he flexes for the camera and makes fugly face. While flexing his “arms”, he looks into the camera and makes a homeless killer face like he wants me to unsubscribe and grab a refund. Then, he looks over his body and admires his dragged out stretch marks like they’re new, but they’re not.
Oh god, and then he jacks off. Oh is that so ugly. The sounds he’s making and his face. And then, he cums, and it looks like he’s about to die, but he’s not, it’s just that homeless killer look again.
Seriously, Eric, stop it already. You’d be so much hotter if you didn’t act as though everything wants you. I mean, look, in your pictures on Sean Cody, you’re either standing like Miss America or a gay flight attendant. You’ve had a boyfriend, and those two blow-up girlfriends don’t count. We’d all love you so much more if the next time you’re asked why you like to show off, you tell us what Chaz did, “Rent is due!”
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