Posted in ChaosMen7 years, 3 months ago at 9:04 pm
For those of you who watched ChaosMen’s Connor and Degan video and liked it, I have a question for you. Can you please explain what pleasures are to be had from watching burnt hairy old birds covered in tattoos fuck?
In case you’re wondering, that’s 22-year old Flexx Boola and his 9 inch cock. He’s single, an Aries, owns a motorcycle, lives in Boston, Massachusetts, practices kick boxing, enjoys popping wheelies, sometimes spells his name Flex Boola, likes playing doctor and dresses way too gangster to be gay.
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Things have changed a little at College Dudes 24/7 since the last time I visited them. They’ve been bought up by Broke Straight Boys and they’ve dropped the ’24/7′ from their name. However, everything else is largely the same. The horrid lighting they stole from Costco? Check. Comically high-pitch moaning? Check.
So, I sit down to watch the sex video. My first impression is, owww, my eyes. The scene is lit like a DUI checkpoint. And then Alex Andrews opens his mouth. Good God, you have to hear it to believe it. He emits the most feminine and shrill sounds I’ve ever heard come out of a man. While this bozo was getting ass fucked he said in the girliest voice, “Why don’t we mooove over there, uhhhh.” Saying it was like Michael Jackson on helium would be an understatement.
Sean Summers on the other hand was the polar opposite. Quiet, masculine and gruff, he groaned and grunted as a straight man would. He did a good job butt fucking Alex, as much as one could expect with Alex making all that racket. But, between Alex’s dramatics and Sean’s plethora of tattoos, including the cross on his forearm, it was impossible to focus on anything even remotely erotic.
Hated the noise. It ruined the porn video. It’s beyond outrageous. But, maybe you like that sort of thing. Take the test yourself and watch College Dude’s Sean Summers Fucks Alex Andrews.
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Active Duty’s video with Axl, Diego and Evan started with smiles all around, two groping their bulges and the strangely charming Dink Flamingo introducing the men in his classic style. After a short chat, he leaves with the announcement, “I’m going to go put a pie in the oven.” I don’t like directors injecting themselves in videos. Dink is the exception.
Of the three, Axl is my favorite. He’s 6’3″, nicely wooded, has a winsome personality and one of the most endearing smiles you’ll ever see. His bubbly enthusiasm, sexual excitement and relentless smile are hypnotic.
The video is of three naked straight guys, military mind you, whom engage in gay sex acts. So, nothing special here, especially when Evan fucks Axl at 2 mph. And yet, I was enthralled.
Without seeing Active Duty’s videos, it’s difficult to understand. There’s an intangible quality and unique dynamic that is created when you throw a handful of straight military men into a room and pay them to fuck each other. Being military, they have a confidence, security and playfulness that most straight men don’t have. Couple that with an ingrained obedience and you have the setup for a fascinating sexual dynamic that is genuinely worth paying to watch. So, don’t just sit there with your tingling dick, give it something that’s worth swelling for – Active Duty’s Axl, Diego and Evan.
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On a sidenote, can someone please ban hot military men from entering tattoo parlors. The last thing these beautiful, straight bodies need is to have some lout pepper them with permanent doodles.
College Dudes 24/7’s Shane is famous for his explosive cumshots. In his recent video with Max DeLuca, he reaffirms his fame with one of the biggest cumshots I’ve seen erupt from his satisfyingly thick hardon. It was so good, I didn’t feel like being mean for once. Because you know, Shane does look a bit ghoulish, but, we won’t go there.
Moving on, this is Max DeLuca’s first film with College Dudes 24/7, and I like him. I’m aware that a good many of Naked Straight Guys’s readers are fans of sizable sausages. So, it pleases me to be able to tell you, that in addition to an appealing face and body, though the photo’s above may not show it, Max’s Italian sausage is in fact sizable. Even better, his demeanor is reserved, relatively genuine and therefore agreeable. Let’s just hope that Max lays off the eyebrow plucking, hair coloring and stops with the tattoos. So for now Max DeLuca, you’s a hot bitch.
Back to the video. Though a tad corny in dialogue, Shane is a good top. He’s aggressive, stays rock hard (at least initially) and of course, understands the important of a grand finale. After fucking Max DeLuca 50 different ways, he pulls out and unleashes a salvo of semen that carpeted Max, the couch, that shitty pillow and I think a little bit was ingested into the engines of a plane flying overhead. Shane’s barrage of cum lasted over 10 seconds, which in cum-time, is like, forever. Watching Max flinch as his face is repeatedly struck with cum is nothing short of priceless.
So, let me make this crystal clear. This is not a video to be missed. Usually, I suggest you watch something. This time, I demand it. Watch this video now!
Posted in Sean Cody7 years, 3 months ago at 9:03 pm
Sean Cody’s Paul is back and he’s fucking Jesse. The interview was alright. Both were nervous, but relatively genuine and therefore interesting. About when Paul penetrates Jesse’s wide receiver, I started gagging as Paul’s black-head, might-be-bot-fly-larvae-infested legs came into view. OMG, please, I rarely ask for anything, but please make those go away. Oh and, don’t forget those stretch marks on his arms. Yeah, the ones that made me vomit. Anyway, besides that, the video was hot. Jesse ended up cumming all over his scuffed up face. Ate some of his own shit too. Blech. And then, you know, Jesse already came, and then Paul cums all over him. Blech. Ugh, I feel sick. Your turn, you watch it.
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Posted in ChaosMen7 years, 3 months ago at 9:22 pm
ChaosMen’s RAW video of Jayce & Teague sounded good. They bareback in their video and Teague eats his own cum off of Jacye’s hole. So, I downloaded the video and watched.
Where do I begin? Let’s start with Teague, who has the worst haircut I’ve ever seen, some crappy Italian gay-beard and those grungy fairy wings inked onto his back. At least Jayce was doing something for me. Barney crapped on his ass though.
The video was supposed to be filled with amazing energy and chemistry. Instead, I saw hideous tattoos, bad hair and where Gorbachev’s head crashed into Jayce’s ass. And before you start thinking I hate tattoos, you’re right, I do.
Why the fuck would you take a hot body and start pumping ink into it like some retarded 3-year-old? Does that make any fucking sense? That guy in the tattoo parlor isn’t exactly Da Vinci my friend.
Anyway, back to cocks at ChaosMen. While I didn’t love the whole glory hole and pissing shit. Barett had one hell of a cock. Huge and shapely. If you can stomach Tris, take a look.
I can’t watch a video with Joel. My eyes uncontrollably fixate on that big fucking forehead of his. The guy does have a thick cock though, but it’s not as big as his forehead. Am I right, or am I right?
Here are some other recent updates from Corbin Fisher that we missed, but you shouldn’t:
Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Men Jonathan, formerly known as Jonathon (a.k.a. Adam Campbell), is gay, attractive, tall and has beautiful eyes. Which is why I can’t comprehend how he could have ever rationalized getting a set of big, bloody fairy wings tattooed on his back. Can you imagine fucking him? Like fucking a run-over crow. It’s fucking hideous. Which, to be completely honest, doesn’t help his disturbing looking cock. The damn thing looks like it popped out of Sigourney Weaver’s chest.
On top of all that, the guy misses his flight to Corbin Fisher and then shows up without the required STD test. What a mess. Everywhere, just one big fucking mess. I’m so irritated I need to go throw shit over the balcony.
Here’s a novel Martha-like Halloween money-saving idea. Skip the haunted house. Bring some friends over, circle-jerk and you can scream your fucking heads off the whole time your watching Jonathan stroke that hissing little Alien baby until it spits. Then, after it’s over, everyone can hold each other and cry it out. Because, it’s going to be fucking traumatizing.
Apple just announced a slew of new Macbook updates. The new designs incorporate lots of unique and innovative features. For example, the display and buttonless trackpad are now overlaid with glass, or, said another way, are cum-proof. Superdrive? Condom dispenser. iSight + iChat? Four-way office conference cam orgy. The list goes on. Fortunately, we’ve whittled it down to a simple top 10 list that outlines why Macbooks are now the world’s best laptops for porn.
Top 10 Reasons Macbooks are Porn-tastic!
Thanks to the glass overlay, you can see your boss coming.
With the built in iSight, he can see you cumming.
When you’re done cumming, cleanup is a breeze thanks to the new Multi-Touch glass trackpad. And for you shooters, the glass screen overlay has got you covered!
Longer 5 hour battery life means your Macbook can keep up with your never-ending jerk-off sessions!
One more thing
For those of you who like hot, beefy, nude and hung military guys filmed by a Southern Belle, we have one more reason for you. Reason #11 is Active Duty. The site recently came to the realization that DRM is about as useful as herpes and kicked the cock-blocking technology to the curb. So now my fellow and soon-to-be Cult of Mac friends, you may enjoy your Active Duty videos as never before on your new cum-proof Macbook. For more DRM free porn sites, see our Mac friendly porn directory.
Posted in ChaosMen7 years, 6 months ago at 10:08 pm
ChaosMen’s Jagger has a rat’s nest on his head and is part Asian. Knowing this, you can imagine how surprised we were to hear him speak English and see his considerably sized cock. On the other hand, we weren’t surprised to see that rat’s nest on his head.
What I like most about Jagger is his sexry armond eyes, messry hair, rong shinry cock, ugry tattroos and that he’s arways smiring. There’s rots to rove about Jagger, and I only hope your ugry racial stereotypers don’t prevent roo from cricking here and subscribering, sheariousree.
Also, I’d just like to point out that the rough sets on College Dudes 24/7 need major help. In this video, AJ and Thor are fucking on some museum-grade bed set in a dungeon. The only thing missing are rats and torches. Oh and, Moses just called and he wants his bed back.
According to Corbin Fisher, Joel has a “damn nice boner”. While true, you and I just can’t get past the fact that he needs a mucking haircut. That basket of hair on his head is a hot mess and needs an appointment with Supercuts like yesterday.
Most “straight” guys on gay porn sites are about as straight as a dinner bell.
For our international readers, a dinner bell is a triangular shaped anal toy that old women bang when they’re horny. While in the US, if you happen to hear that annoying racket followed by some old woman yelling “come and get it”, you know what to do. (bring floss)
Anyway, Dirty Tony’s Eli is no dinner bell. He’s the real deal. Though he won’t go for a roll in the gay hay, he would be more than happy to strip down naked and show off for other men. In fact, he likes the idea of being on Dirty Tony where he knows your gay eyes will gander. Which also means that he’s perfectly at home showing you his cock and ass here at Naked Straight Guys.
Posted in Dirty Tony8 years, 5 months ago at 3:42 pm
Tony Sparks of Dirty Tony met 22-year-old Blake at a military charity event. Blake happened to be standing next to Tony when he was explaining to a female acquaintance what he did for a living. Blake came over and shook Tony’s hand and asked if he really had a amateur casting couch. Tony told him he was welcome to come by the Dirty Tony studio and take a look for himself.
Posted in Dirty Tony8 years, 5 months ago at 12:52 pm
Tony Sparks of dirtytony.com was heading into the studio one day when he encountered 22-year-old Joey on the sidewalk outside. Curious, Joey asked what Tony did inside and he told him that he was a porn director. Joey wasn’t afraid to tell Tony that he’d done some porn himself. So Tony asked if he wanted to take a spin on Dirty Tony’s casting couch.
Over the years Doug and Jay of Amateur Straight Guys have watched Axe grow sexually and physically. Axe isn’t that scrawny, skinny, twink they met three years ago. He’s now a full fledged sex charged stud with the sexual appetite to prove it!
Posted in Miami Boyz8 years, 6 months ago at 1:37 pm
Richard is an 18-year-old straight latino guy with a great smile. He’s 5′ 10″ in height, weighs 155lbs and has a 7 inch uncut dick. This week on Miami Boyz, he proudly shows off his Marine Corps and tribal tattoos while masturbating for the camera.
Posted in Randy Blue8 years, 7 months ago at 3:00 pm
This week, Randy Blue features another straight guy named Brodie Jackson. Originally from a small town, Brodie currently lives in Dallas, Texas and is visiting Los Angeles, California for the first time. He’s into UFC style martial arts and from the looks of it may have had a few bumps and bruises of his own along the way.