Posted 7 years, 7 months ago at 1:34 am. 26 comments
Prince William’s uncut penis made a public appearance online yesterday. A paparazzi, attempting to photograph a section of fence, accidentally took pictures of Prince William peeing. Personally, I’m offended by this photo. It’s not clear enough, and that really offends me.
The photos of Prince William and his urinating penis were taken somewhere in South Africa. Based on our analysis of the photos, we have no reason to believe he was in a desert area of Africa. So, we think he’s in the parts of Africa with trees. Which basically means he has to be on the set of Survivor: Gabon, because, everyone knows there aren’t any trees in Africa. Anyway, he was there doing something undoubtedly altruistic, like peeing on a fence. Other reports indicate that he was playing Polo and took a break to pee on the fence. Either way, that’s him, Prince William, pissing on an African fence.
Take note of the way Prince William is scissor pinching his penis. Like he’s stressed out, and he’s about to smoke it. Or, he’s crazy and is pretending to cut it off. Now that I think of it, he could also be pretending he’s got a vagina and is masturbating while he pees on an African barbed wire fence on the set of Survivor: Gabon.
Here is the original video that started it all. There is this really annoying sound in the video and I can’t wait for you to hear it.
Video: Prince William holding his uncut penis while peeing on a fence
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