Dalton, I am so sorry, please forgive her

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ChaosMen is back with another “Edge” video featuring Dalton. A few more of these and I’m selling my eyes.

Seriously, nice cock and all, but the whole “Edge” video concept is freaking me out. The overlaid heartbeat, creepy sounds and jumpy cuts are just not sexy. How is anyone supposed to get an erection when they’re waiting for the fucking Grudge girl to crawl out of their monitor? On top of that, while Christine’s yanking on Dalton’s cock, she’s fixated on the damn thing like a cat about to kill a bird. Then the abrupt return of that scary music makes me think she’s going to lose it and go all crazy gouging her eyes out with his penis. Soooo, fucking, scary. Oh and, would it kill you to wear a god damn hat?

Scary Movie 4 – Funny Grudge Boy Video

But, I’m supposed to be selling this stuff, so let me say something nice. Okay, so, first off, Dalton is hot. Yeah, he’s not ripped, facially stunning or monstrously hung, but he’s nonetheless attractive. Maybe it’s the dildump, or perhaps it’s his laid-back and compliant persona. Appealing because we all see that if we catch him in Walmart, we put that shitty black eye mask over his eyes and he’ll let us do whatever the hell we want to him. And when we’re done, he’ll kill us.

Dalton’s Dildump Video
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So, anyway, crazy “Edge” crap aside, the Dalton video is pretty hot. But, for the next “Edge” video, it’s Christine’s turn to wear the mask permanently.

Now, on another note, but related to our Phantom of the Opera theme, and for our entertainment, may we present this streaming pile of crap:

Nightwish – The Phantom Of The Opera Video

This music video sucks. Does she know she’s not in the shower? Sounds like a dying goose. The guy is worse, like one big screaming fart. Then the woman starts to screech something awful, and the guy hates it, so he starts to yell-sing back at her. This is definitely what hell sounds like.

Anyway, obviously, this woman cut a deal with Satan, because, the audience was cheering. Only the devil could force people to cheer and clap for that shit. And, if you listen closely, they actually scream bloody horror at first, then they clap. See, it’s the bloody devil.

Not convinced? Okay, after she finishes shrieking, she says “meatballs”. That was the *deal*. At the end of her ghastly drag show she was supposed to say “meatballs”, because it’s the magic word. And she did. She said “meatballs”.

Just in case you liked it, the group’s name is “Nightwish and Tarja Turunen”. If Google isn’t returning any results, try their English name, “Deathwish and Turd Pile”. If that doesn’t work, try their other name: “crap”.

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ChaosMen wrote:

The cool thing about Edge videos is I get to push the boundaries, most often, of a straight guy.

As for Dalton, I’m still trying to figure out if I can talk him into bottoming.

So I thought I would use the Edge video to break him into some anal toys.

One thing we already know about Dalton, is that I can make him nut fast. I don’t know if its my skills, or if he is just quick shoother, but I REALLY took it easy on him. With the audio playing in his ears and blindfolded, it can be a sexually charged experience.

And basically it took me about 4 minutes before he was busting.

So for those of you that want extended fantasy sequences, this one is mostly fantasy as he was hard to NOT make bust, therefore, I took some extra time to intro him to the ass play.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy Edging this all-American boy!