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Perez Hilton ruins Jared’s tag team

Posted 1 year, 5 months ago at 6:52 pm. 1 comment

Okay, so this latest Corbin Fisher video isn’t fresh. It came out last week and smells like that fish around Lindsay Lohan’s neck, so what. It’s still just as tired now as it was then. So tired that Lucas even fell asleep on top of Lohan’s village bicycle butt. Probably because he’s tired of being seen-way-too-fucking-much.

Anyway, sooooo, yeah, this is Lindsay, I mean Jared’s Bi Tag Team video. Bi because I couldn’t wait to make the video window go bi bi. No, actually, that’s not true, I watched the whole thing.

The video started abruptly, with me screaming at Lucas to get off my screen.

Then, Derek and Lucas pounced on Lindsay like they were vamps and she was a virgin. By the way, watch True Blood on HBO, it’s a great series (see it for Australian stud Ryan Kwanten who plays Jason Stackhouse). Anyway, then without even offering her some KFC, Lucas pulls his tattered cotton jock-panties down and sticks his saran wrapped cock up her cooter. She squirms, farts and takes a hit off kinda-Korean’s lifeless cock.

Then, towards the end, Lucas gets mad because Lohan exfoliates his cock with her teeth. Hate it when that happens. Really fucks up the teeth. Be that as it may (I like the way that sounds), Lucas and Derek take turns fucking Lindsay and then nut. Derek shoots on Lohan’s back. I could see her spine. She needs food and bottle of Proactive dumped on her back. Segueing, did you know you can get drunk by squirting booze up your ass? How come this isn’t like a big trend in Hollywood? Ass-boozing parties. I bet there are.

So yeah, blah, blah, blah, they cum and then I go out on the balcony and scream at my neighbors. The end.

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Corbin Fisher wrote:

Little confession between me and you: filming tag team videos are an especially naughty way for me to get my kicks

There’s just something so hot about seeing two studs take turns fucking another guy, and seeing the guy on the receiving end also taking it at both ends. Really, there’s no way around a tag team being super naughty. Even the terms associated with it – “tag team”, “double team”, “spit roast”, etc – make it pretty clear there’s a whole lot of naughtiness involved!

I’m especially fond of the whole spit roast part! Having a guy get fucked in the ass while sucking another guy’s dick is intense, and it fills the screen with hot action all over. It’s also a great indicator as to how far a guy has come in his Corbin Fisher education! Seeing how a guy takes to sucking a dick and focusing on the cock in front of his face while another guy is having his way with his ass behind him really tells a lot about how the guy on the middle has taken to guy/guy action, knows their way around another guy’s body, and knows what it means to give and receive pleasure with other guys.

Here, Jared takes to things like a champ. While bent over, getting it hard and fast from Lucas in the rear, Jared looks more than comfortable using his hands and mouth to work on Derek’s rock-hard dick. The only times Jared pulls off of Derek’s cock are when he breaks away to moan and throw his head back in pleasure or to kiss Derek. When it is time to switch things up and ride Derek’s dick, Jared’s tight bod looks so hot, his big dick flopping around with every bounce and thrust.

Don’t think that Jared’s the only one having fun at both ends in this video, though! While on his back, with Jared riding his cock, Derek also has himself some fun sucking off Lucas and being totally caught up in action all around!

Eventually, though, the guys work themselves back into an arrangement (sounds so official!) that has Jared bent over, taking it doggy style from Derek this time, with Lucas’ dick sliding in and out of his mouth. There’s just something about the entire situation that spurs both Derek and Lucas on to being quite dominant and aggressive, and Jared does a fantastic job not just keeping up, but having himself a great time. No doubt, Derek’s reach around to jerk Jared’s dick while pumping him from behind helped out quite a bit!

Derek’s thrusts must do the trick, as Jared sprays his cum all over the place while getting drilled by Derek. That puts Derek over the top, as he paints Jared’s back in his own load! Lucas is right behind him, spraying Jared’s face and tongue with cum!

Hell… if filming a tag team is a naughty way for me to get my kicks, that’s nothing compared to just how much all three of these guys get off on actually being in a tag team!