Tyra Banks’s Cirque Du Gay-for-pay
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Just finished watching the Tyra Banks episode featuring gay-for-pay pornstars Kurt Wild, Aaron “AJ” James and Dean Coxx.
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
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But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
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On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
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Meet the straight men who make a lucrative living pretending to be gay — and the women they date. Straight men who are in relationships and even have children will talk about being gay for pay. Then, one of the most popular gay porn star duos reveal how they got involved in the gay sex industry even though they’re straight men.
After the show Annie got a chance to sit down with Kurt Wild and have a heart-to-heart. Kurt admitted that being in porn is having a negative effect on him. Kurt hopes to get out of the industry soon.
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I can’t believe you bitchez would say these horrible things about my show. I help people, dammit. I’m a good person. I have gay friends! You’re next!!!! I’m going to hunt you down!!! (Hey, we’re running out of candidates for America’s next top model… want an audition?)
Oh, Simon, you dirty whore. But you’re right about many things (unusual for you). I came away from this show feeling that the “gay for pay” models were set up to look like failures. The audience was stacked with straight people, and Tyra practiced her shocked face extra hard.
That queen from the Advocate needs to be bitch slapped. She is part of the reason why I refuse to be part of the “gay community.” Because someone sucks dick she feels that you’re now required to wear rainbow flags and support gay marriage (which I do not).
The gay mafia is insistent we’re all supposed to behave one way and we’re supposed to fall under a label. I am tired of the “gay for pay” label and wish the industry AND the gay community would shelve it. Porn is about fantasy and why were supposed to rub our dicks harder just because someone is straight I don’t get.
And Kurt was just a limp wristed pansy. The guys were (obviously) not prepped for the interviews and Kurt was completely in the submissive role and apologetic. If the boys had proper management, they could have come across more intelligent, because that’s what proper management does. We would have coached limp wristed Kurt to be more confident and definitely get a better haircut.
I do not believe the industry was cast in a good light by the Tyra show, and neither were the models. The bartenders were a trio of mentally retarded sots who probably went back to the hotel with the editor from the Advocate.
I am a mess over this entire affair and will now go outside and punch myself.
i lol
ang cute ng maga pic.