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Top 10 Reasons Apple’s Macbooks are Porn-tastic!

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Apple just announced a slew of new Macbook updates. The new designs incorporate lots of unique and innovative features. For example, the display and buttonless trackpad are now overlaid with glass, or, said another way, are cum-proof. Superdrive? Condom dispenser. iSight + iChat? Four-way office conference cam orgy. The list goes on. Fortunately, we’ve whittled it down to a simple top 10 list that outlines why Macbooks are now the world’s best laptops for porn.

Top 10 Reasons Macbooks are Porn-tastic!

Thanks to the glass overlay, you can see your boss coming.
With the built in iSight, he can see you cumming.
When you’re done cumming, cleanup is a breeze thanks to the new Multi-Touch glass trackpad. And for you shooters, the glass screen overlay has got you covered!
Enjoy mutual masturbation with your reflection and Dawson spas-gasming!
Solid aluminum block construction means your Macbook can take a heavy beating. Which is a good thing, because you do a lot of that!
Black chiclet keyboard hides your pubic hair, unlike your current keyboard.
You’ve followed your penis your entire life, now use it to navigate! Your Macbook’s amazing new trackpad doubles as a button so you can use your penis as a mouse. Click with your dick!
Watch porn outdoors in broad daylight thanks to your Macbook’s brilliant LED-backlight display! Again, the glass overlay will come in handy and help you keep an eye out for the cops!
Blazing NVIDIA graphics performance means you can watch Sean Cody’s videos while playing Call of Duty 4 and World of Warcraft!
Longer 5 hour battery life means your Macbook can keep up with your never-ending jerk-off sessions!

One more thing

For those of you who like hot, beefy, nude and hung military guys filmed by a Southern Belle, we have one more reason for you. Reason #11 is Active Duty. The site recently came to the realization that DRM is about as useful as herpes and kicked the cock-blocking technology to the curb. So now my fellow and soon-to-be Cult of Mac friends, you may enjoy your Active Duty videos as never before on your new cum-proof Macbook. For more DRM free porn sites, see our Mac friendly porn directory.

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Active Duty’s Dink Flamingo wrote:

October 12, 2008

Hey Troops,

Welcome back to another great update here at Active Duty. This week we are streaming the second scene from The Porthole 2 for you in our Videos Of The Week section.

This is where that hot hunk Elijah discovers The Porthole and decides he can man it better than anyone has before. You all know how crazy I am about this guy and when you throw Spencer, Gage and Damien in the mix, you’re sure to have one helluva hot scene.

The second scene of The Porthole 2 starts out with me showing Elijah the porthole and as soon as he opens it up, there’s a cock there waiting for him to suck. Elijah is hot and fucking horny. He’s been missing the action here at Active Duty since he’s been gone and he can’t seem to get enough. As soon as he gets the first cock in his mouth, his own cock is rock hard and he’s stroking it while he services the big cocks coming at him through the porthole. After he’s sucked every dick that comes his way, Elijah decides it’s his turn in The Porthole 2 . He feeds his cock to the hungry mouths waiting on the other side. Just the shots of his back muscles and that gorgeous ass as he fucks the hole will drive you wild. Elijah is one of my favorites and after watching The Porthole 2 , it shouldn’t be hard to figure out why. This guy is on fire. Gage, Spencer and Damien add to that heat in The Porthole 2 and before it’s all over, you’ll be sweating. After he’s gotten himself sucked and sucked all the cocks really good, Elijah’s ass is hot and ready for some dick deep inside. He turns around and teases his ass with the cock coming through the porthole like he’s hungry as hell for it. He slaps the condom on and in no time flat it’s balls deep up his tight hole. When the porthole door finally opens, you’ll be so horny that you may not make it through the second half of the scene. Check it out in our streaming Videos Of The Week and you’ll see what I mean.

And, as we mentioned to you on Wednesday, Active Duty is now DRM-Free! That’s right, all you Mac users can now enjoy our Videos Of The Week, the War Chest Archives and all our streaming videos hassle free. We had to do a lot of work to make this happen, but it’s done now and there is no more DRM. So, Mac users, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what you’ve been missing all this time.

Speaking of our DRM Free Videos Of The Week , this week we are not only serving up the second scene from The Porthole 2 , we are also playing About Face, Covert Missions, Drafted, Crossing the Line 2, Bareback Recruits 2: The Cole War, Rear Formation 3: Bareback Tactics and Crossing the Line 3 for you. Be sure to catch them all.

We’ve updated our Gallery Updates this week with the continuation of all the hot action in The Porthole 2. You can see it all unfold here. Watching Elijah worship the hot cocks through the porthole is unbelievable not to mention his tight ass being fucked as well.

As always, we’ve loaded you down with clips in our Video Clips Update as well.

Don’t forget about Active Duty LIVE! We’ve updated the Active Duty LIVE Archive for you this week and we’ve got Kasey on Tuesday, Gage on Thursday, Chaz on Saturday and Reese on Sunday for you this week. Be sure not to miss out on these great shows and chat the guys up, get to know them and tell them what you’d like to see. See you in the chats!

Dink Flamingo

October 8, 2008

Hey Troops,

Our pal Steve Zeeland is back and reporting for duty with his monthly Seadog Photo Update. This time around we’re getting an eyeful of sailor ink.

Additionally, we’re still screening the first scene of our latest DVD release, The Porthole 2 in our Streaming Videos Of The Week section. Can’t wait for the DVD to arrive? Join now and watch it today! The Porthole 2 is just the tip of the iceberg in the Streaming Videos Of The Week section, as we’ve got 11 more of our full-length videos available for you to watch. (Now Mac-friendly, too!) Here’s what we’ve got on tap this week: Platoon Party 3, Below Deck, An American Sailor, About Face 2, Long Deployment 2, Below Deck 3, About Face 3, Drafted 2, Out of the Brig, Covert Missions 2 and Covert Missions 3. Whew!

See you all on Sunday for more porthole action!

Dink Flamingo