Eli is straight, naked and wants you to look

Posted 3 years, 9 months ago at 2:40 am. 7 comments

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Most “straight” guys on gay porn sites are about as straight as a dinner bell.

For our international readers, a dinner bell is a triangular shaped anal toy that old women bang when they’re horny. While in the US, if you happen to hear that annoying racket followed by some old woman yelling “come and get it”, you know what to do. (bring floss)

Anyway, Dirty Tony’s Eli is no dinner bell. He’s the real deal. Though he won’t go for a roll in the gay hay, he would be more than happy to strip down naked and show off for other men. In fact, he likes the idea of being on Dirty Tony where he knows your gay eyes will gander. Which also means that he’s perfectly at home showing you his cock and ass here at Naked Straight Guys.

One more thing, this is a link to his image gallery, but please DO NOT click it. Seriously, don’t click this.

Dirty Tony wrote:

Eli has had propositions by gay guys before. He says everybody should do what they really enjoy in life. He’s just not cut out to have sex with guys. He doesn’t mind showing off for men and kind of likes the idea of being on a gay porn site. His first ride on the casting couch went well and he liked describing his tattoos for the camera. He took awhile to cum, but when he finally did, it shot past his chest and landed on his shoulder.