Fleshlight discounted, now they’re both cheap

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English Lad's Kristian Wood wants you to save 20% off your next Fleshlight.

Yes, that is English Lads’s Kristian Wood. And no, he’s not banging a plastic cup. That thing he’s sticking his cock into – it’s a Fleshlight (a.k.a. Fleshjack). And yes, it feels as good as he looks. Every cock wants and should have a Fleshlight. Speaking of which, the other day, I was sucking on speaking with your cock, and it said it wants one, like really bad. Apparently, your hands are getting a little rough and lumpy.

But hey, as luck would have it, the damn thing is on sale. So, sailor boy, you buy now, no excuse! Seriously, with up to 20% off all Fleshlights and Fleshjacks, how could you not? Besides, let’s be honest, your hands feel like a Rhino’s knee. I mean really, it’s time to upgrade fistina. Quit fucking that poor hand puppet and let’s get you a cocktastic Fleshlight pussy, ass, mouth or all three gods damn it!

And for those of you that are already enjoying your Fleshlight pussy or mouth, now’s your chance to buy that butt insert or Vstroker you’ve been eyeing.

Of course, once you’ve got your Fleshlight, you’ll need some fancy porn to pump to. May I suggest Kristian Wood? You like? Huh? Ha? You buy her, she cheap! 90 day trial, great deowww, wah, wah, wah. Hey mister, click here to see her, I promise your wood love Mr. Wood long time!

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English Lads wrote:

Our muscle bound lad has a young face and body of a man much older, this pup loves showing off and just look at him after 1 minute of beginning and you can see he is a cheeky exhibitionist! Kristian Wood seems to love slapping his butt, real hard and also is only to happy to pull his cheeks apart and show off his hole, slightly hairy and with that look it “waiting to be rimmed!” Every so often he breaks into a body building pose not being able to resists his manly smell he tastes and licks any part of his body he can lick! After all his showing off he lies back and delivers a nice sticky mess, real violent squirts coming out with real force!

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24 Replies

  1. this is good

  2. Fierce Fred Apr 19th 2009

    I think NSG should buy all of us a fleshjack.

  3. willl yates Apr 20th 2009

    need more dick & bigger balls

  4. I am still doing it the natural way —
    I buy a cantaloupe, hollow it out, and insert a half pound of liver.

  5. Aaarggh !

  6. Alexandre Apr 29th 2009

    What happen? You stop posting? The site is out of work?

  7. this site has beautiful guys doing fun things.

  8. Anonymous May 21st 2009

    some of these people are assholes

  9. they should show miley cirus on her

  10. are these guys actors or just some guys from college

  11. hey willl yates i need more dick and bigger balls

  12. aislynn vaughn May 25th 2009

    i want to have sex

  13. aislynn vaughn May 25th 2009

    come viste me

  14. aislynn vaughn May 25th 2009

    i will pay 1000 dallors to have sex with me

  15. aislynn vaughn May 25th 2009

    i love hot boys

  16. aislynn vaughn May 25th 2009

    i am 18

  17. gooooooooooooooddddddddd, its so hot

  18. so if you cum inside it I bet it stinks after a while phew!*!*

  19. i’ll show that 18 year old a nice cock

  20. anastsia Sep 26th 2009

    fucken sexy i wanna do it with these guy god

  21. hello gays

  22. brooke Nov 9th 2009

    i want all of the men in there to fuck me all night long in the pussy ,butt,mouth,and my boobs plz contact me as soon as u can i want to be fucked now god dame it!IM SO DAME HORNY! IT DONT MATTRER HOW OLD YOU ARE JUST FUCK ME PLZ ILL GIVE IT TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG AND EVERY NIGHT ILL GIVE YOU LOTS OF GOOD PLEASURE TO

  23. Anonymous Nov 9th 2009

    omg they r big and juicy

  24. Mr. Juicy Feb 6th 2010

    Hey I’ll fuck u with my nice cock call me I’m straight and want to fuck a chick


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