Happy Holidays from NSG’s Chippendales!

Posted 1 year, 2 months ago at 4:19 am. 6 comments

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Merry Christmas you Ho ho hose hoes! If you’ve been good, right about now, some tubby old sex offender in a red suit is dumping his load under your tree. If you’ve been bad, well, you’re reading this.

But, don’t feel too bad, it’s really not your fault. Hard cocks make good guys do bad things, everyone knows that. If you’ve got a juicy pussy, well then, you’ve got no excuse, you’re just plain bad. So, go douche or something. No matter your nasty parts, we’ve got lots of great porn sites for you to enjoy while you beat your way to a very, very, very white Christmas:

On a side note, as many of you are aware, we, along with Fierce Fred, have a bad case of potty mouth. This year, we said some nasty, awful things about a number of sex workers and we were about to say sorry. That was until they sent a nice video thanking us. And to think we were about to turn a corner and change our vile ways. College Dudes 24/7, Damien Diego, Ryan Dyser and Adam Campbell, thank you and have a very Merry fucking Christmas you sexy sons of bitches!

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Oh and, almost forgot, I hope you enjoy our very own phoney bologna NSG Chippendale dancers. Can you name the dancing pornstars? Drop the answer in the comments! I know it’s a lame gimmick, but just fucking participate already. And for you geniuses who keep commenting with those ching chang nonsense comments, I wish you explosive diarrhea.

I’m really getting in the mood for Christmas now. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ang my stocking and douche for Santa. Make my wisss come trueeeeeeee, baby allll aye’uh wan floor Clitsmas is yooouuuuUUUUUUUUU WAHWAHWAHWAH.

Merry Christmas assholes! Or, for some of you, Melly Clitmas asshorrres!