Naked Straight Guys Words Defined

From time to time we invent new and clever words. Here you’ll find a list of these words, along with their definitions and links to posts in which they occur.

Barfgasm
Heaving prior to vomiting. Usual induced by the act of deep face fucking or sucking on a big stinky cock.

Cock-Blocking Technology
When a porn site owner, lacking intelligence or common sense, uses Microsoft’s DRM technology to encode their videos. DRM, or Digital Rights Management is a silly nonsense technology that attempts to protect and limit media from piracy and unapproved use. It is idealistic rubbish that ultimately fails miserably at protecting anything. It just doesn’t live up to it’s promise. At least, the first. It is however, quite good at being limiting, and even better at being annoying.

Cuthung
A hung, cut cock or circumcised penis.

Dildump
Inserting a dildo into one’s ass then using one’s asshole to fire it out.

Girthy
A term taken from the root word girth which literally means “to have an obscenely thick or fat cock, a.k.a. wide dick”.

Hungcut
A hung, uncut cock or uncircumcised penis.

Homeless Killer
An ugly or scary look on someone’s face during a sex act. In slang form, the “homeless killer” look is referred to as “throwing a homie”.

Möbius Fuck
To fuck oneself in the ass with one’s own cock.

PHCS
Pornographer Hand Creep Syndrome; when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and up/down motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectille dysfunction. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.