Posted in Celebrities3 years, 3 months ago at 2:11 pm
(20 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ...
Apparently, if you were watching the Super Bowl 43: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Arizona Cardinals Sunday game in Tucson, Arizona, it was less boring. Why? Because, Comcast added porn. Brilliant idea, but honestly, I was expecting Cox to come up with this first.
With under three minutes left after Larry Fitzgerald’s heroic comebackish touchdown for the Cardinals, a video feed from Club Jenna abruptly interrupted the broadcast. During the 30 second porn feed, super-pornstar Evan Stone was shown swinging his cock around.
Comcast engineers have no explanation for the incident. We chalk to it up to good luck. Either way, it was the cheapest and most entertaining 30 second spot during the whole fucking game. If you want to see Evan Stone swing his cock around some more, click to Club Jenna.
See Evan Stone’s uncensored Super Bowl penis video
Here are some additional clips of his infamous penis. Thanks Evan!
Share this Comcast broadcasts porn during Super Bowl 43 post
Ok, we’re ghetto, so to share this Super Bowl 2009 porn video post, copy the post URL below and then spread it like the flu it’s hot. You can also use the ‘ShareThis’ link beneath the title of this post above.
Other Naked Straight Guys posts exposing celebrity penis!
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 3 months ago at 8:10 pm
(25 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sean Cody recently released a video featuring Shane and Curtis. During the pre-fuck interview, both guys are asked about their sexuality. Obviously, Shane is a big flaming queen, and that hasn’t changed. But, Curtis, who previously said he was straight, admitted that he’s developed an appetite for cock-in-the-ass and is now a cock-a-holic bisexual.
Bad news first, Shane is a shitty top. Why? How about because he thrusts like he’s weak from the flu, Elton John is more masculine and the whole time he’s fucking, it looks like he thinks he’s in a fashion show. NO Shane, you’re not walking runway, you’re in a porn video, topping and you suck.
Now, the good news, Curtis is a great bottom. Contrasting with his quiet nature, Curtis really comes to life with a cock in his ass. Even if it’s Shanes. He really made the video with his genuine enthusiasm about having a dick out back. The video ends with Shane jerking off Curtis until he fires his load across Shane’s abs and pussy hair. Then, Shane really brings it when he pulls out, sashays, cums all over Curtis, looks at the camera fiercely, slides head side-to-side, snaps fingers and like a gay weatherman screams, “OH NO I DIDN’T!” Don’t believe me? See for yourself.
Hayden Wolfe has a fat cock, and I say fat, because thick wouldn’t be appropriate. Thick is reserved for a select number of adjectives that are used to describe his hair. They also include, greasy, gross, ridiculous, hideous, hilarious Frankenfaggy and looks-like-a-really-gay-cactus’ish. This is just a sampling of why my eyes are bleeding.
The reason why my ears are bleeding is obvious, Spencer Stone. His zoo-inspired moans and shrieking are second only to those of master gay-call cock honker, Kurt Wild. Hearing him imitate the mating squawk of genus Verifuhking Fahggoti as he’s impaled by Hayden Wolfe’s chubby nub is enough to down a crack-loaded elephant.
I recommend this video only to straight men wishing to repel any man-fucking urges, gay men struggling with a cock addition and for anyone who is feeling like your life sucks. If this is you, or, you’re just really fucking horny, watch the video.
Exclusive NSG parody of Hayden Wolfe and Spencer Stone sucking and fucking
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 3 months ago at 1:47 pm
(29 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sean Cody’s Dan is 18, 215 pounds and can’t wait to become an accountant. He reminds me of Danny, but without the charm and a bunch of other things. Their names illustrate the difference. One is a contraction of the other, where Dan is 2 letters short of Danny.
But, despite the relatively dull demeanor, Dan is still likable. Muscular body, nice face and a cock that while skinny for his appearance, is still good for something. According to Dan, he’s 7″ in length. I’m putting him at about 2″ in diameter. I’m eyeballing it though, so I may be off an inch or so.
That said, I hope to see Dan back at Sean Cody. I think that with the right guy or guys, he may exhibit signs of life. Until then, enjoy.
Josh is new to Corbin Fisher. He’s 19, has a nice body, moderately attractive face, big schnoz and a thick 7.5″ cock. His honker may not look like it’s packing in this photo, but trust me, he’s got a big one. I reduced it in Photoshop. I’m kind like that.
So, about Josh. He was nervous and was doing the emotionless nervous chatter thing. Even while taking his shirt off, he didn’t miss a beat. It was like one of those Cherub fountains, where they piss from the mouth. Corbin says he found it endearing. Aggravating is the word I’d use. Eventually, he puts a cock in it, jerks off and dumps a pretty impressive load. Not my cup of pee, but it may be yours. Bon appetite!
Corbin Fisher’s Zeke’s First Time features Zeke putting his cock up Jeff’s cock-hungry ass. Jeff kicks off the video with an uncomfortable speech and a fake laugh he stole from Dawson. From the moment Jeff starts sucking, Zeke looks frozen. Either from the unease of having nasty man sex or because Jeff’s hair looks really gay. The moment doesn’t last long though, because Jeff whisks them quickly towards anal sex as his ass becomes increasingly impatient.
To increase Zeke’s comfort, Jeff asks what his favorite position with a girl is. Zeke says doggie style. And Jeff says “Alright, we’ll start with that.” So, Zeke pops around back and mounts Jeff like he’s a girl doggie. Zeke mushes his semi-hard condom covered cock up Jeff’s ass, but it’s not working very well. Zeke starts to panic and begins to really mash it in. Jeff, sensing trouble, begins moaning like a 40-year-old woman, because that always helps. Eventually, Zeke works his way in, hardens up and pounds away.
Turns out that Jeff actually sounds pretty good when getting fucked. Corny, yes, but within context, quite good. All his dirty talk, moaning and grunting really helped build Zeke’s comfort level. Towards the end, Zeke actually looked like he was starting to enjoy it. Jeff blows his load while Zeke fucks him. Then, Zeke shoots his load all over Jeff’s face. Jeff sucks the remaining cum off of Zeke’s dick, then wipes his mouth and palms it like a magician. Yeah, I saw that. But, hey, I’d be gagging, so great job Jeff.
Of course, Jeff upheld the Corbin Fisher “tradition” of kissing after sex. Zeke really looked excited. Why wouldn’t he be? Nothing like sucking cum-face after you’ve gotten off.
Now, on another note, but related to Corbin’s doggie style video, and for our entertainment, may we present this Exclusive NSG instructional sex video:
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
Watch Tyra Banks’s Gay-For-Pay Show
Here are 5 YouTube video clips of the Tyra Banks gay-for-pay interview. Thanks Tyra!
Share Tyra Banks’s Cirque Du Gay-for-pay post
Ok, we’re ghetto, so to share this gay-for-pay post, copy the post URL below and then spread it like the flu it’s hot. You can also use the ‘ShareThis’ link beneath the title of this post above.
Exclusive gay-for-pay porn directories exposing the lifestyles of the Gay-For-Pay!
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 3 months ago at 7:58 pm
(14 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sean Cody’s Mitch and Jake are back. The two are paired in what turned out to be one hot swap-fucking video. In case you’ve forgotten about him, Jake has been around the block at Sean Cody a couple times and is most memorable for his enormous member. And Mitch, well, you should remember him.
The video was excellent. Mitch and Jake did a bang-up job banging each other. Jake masterfully ate out Mitch’s asshole. He had Mitch squirming like a spastic maggot. And then, he filled Mitch’s ass with that big cock. The look of joy on Mitch’s face, it felt like Christmas all over again.
When Mitch took over, he brought creativity with him. Before I knew it, Jake was hanging off the dumbbell, ass in the air and getting pounded by Mitch. After a thourough fucking, Mitch bottomed for Jake again. Mitch delivered an impressive cumshot while getting fucked on his side by Jake. Awesome setup and I’d love to see other sites replicate it.
Jake wrapped up the video with a great cumshot that he landed on Mitch. Then Homeland Security crashed through the ceiling and arrested them both. It turns out they were members of Homos and are terrorizing the country with their hotness. If you want to get them out of Gaytanamo and back onto your screen, click here and pay their bail with your credit card.
Corbin Fisher’s Simon reminds me of Frodo. Simon found his way to Corbin Fisher through Elijah. Though not related by blood, they grew up connected at the hip and consider themselves “brothers”. Which, is basically a gay relationship minus the drunken sex and lip gloss. Or, they may actually think they’re black.
Honestly though, I could care less about this one. I had more fun positioning Gandalf to take a swing at his nub. But, I know that despite my ambivalence, you’re going to click here anyway. Just whatever you do, don’t click on the sword.
Posted in Fratmen TV3 years, 3 months ago at 4:52 pm
(21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading ...
Blue-eyed shirtless athletic guy, Quinn, lounging on a white leather couch with his jeans pulled down and his 7 inch hard cut dick sticking up.
The guys at Fratmen TV haven’t caught my eye in some time. Quinn changed that. He’s a post-op transsexual and has gorgeous eyes. When I look at them, I hear voices in my head. One of them whispers, “Hey faggot, climb through your LCD and come smoke my fag. To get to me, pick up that stapler and bash your monitor in.” The voices, you know, they say a lot of stuff, but I know better now.
Anyway, Fratman Quinn is really hot. In case you’re wondering why his penis looks larger here, it’s because I Photoshopped it. It’s his fault though, his eyes, when I was watching his super-hot video, they told me to do it, like 5 times. So, I did. But, I feel bad now. Here are the originals.
Oh and, he’s not a post-op transsexual. His penis made me say that. It told me to do it, like 5 times.
College Dudes 24/7′s Shane is famous for his explosive cumshots. In his recent video with Max DeLuca, he reaffirms his fame with one of the biggest cumshots I’ve seen erupt from his satisfyingly thick hardon. It was so good, I didn’t feel like being mean for once. Because you know, Shane does look a bit ghoulish, but, we won’t go there.
Moving on, this is Max DeLuca’s first film with College Dudes 24/7, and I like him. I’m aware that a good many of Naked Straight Guys’s readers are fans of sizable sausages. So, it pleases me to be able to tell you, that in addition to an appealing face and body, though the photo’s above may not show it, Max’s Italian sausage is in fact sizable. Even better, his demeanor is reserved, relatively genuine and therefore agreeable. Let’s just hope that Max lays off the eyebrow plucking, hair coloring and stops with the tattoos. So for now Max DeLuca, you’s a hot bitch.
Back to the video. Though a tad corny in dialogue, Shane is a good top. He’s aggressive, stays rock hard (at least initially) and of course, understands the important of a grand finale. After fucking Max DeLuca 50 different ways, he pulls out and unleashes a salvo of semen that carpeted Max, the couch, that shitty pillow and I think a little bit was ingested into the engines of a plane flying overhead. Shane’s barrage of cum lasted over 10 seconds, which in cum-time, is like, forever. Watching Max flinch as his face is repeatedly struck with cum is nothing short of priceless.
So, let me make this crystal clear. This is not a video to be missed. Usually, I suggest you watch something. This time, I demand it. Watch this video now!
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 3 months ago at 9:03 pm
(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sean Cody’s Paul is back and he’s fucking Jesse. The interview was alright. Both were nervous, but relatively genuine and therefore interesting. About when Paul penetrates Jesse’s wide receiver, I started gagging as Paul’s black-head, might-be-bot-fly-larvae-infested legs came into view. OMG, please, I rarely ask for anything, but please make those go away. Oh and, don’t forget those stretch marks on his arms. Yeah, the ones that made me vomit. Anyway, besides that, the video was hot. Jesse ended up cumming all over his scuffed up face. Ate some of his own shit too. Blech. And then, you know, Jesse already came, and then Paul cums all over him. Blech. Ugh, I feel sick. Your turn, you watch it.
Exclusive NSG porn parody of Paul giving Jesse cock sucking and ass fucking lessons
Corbin Fisher’s latest 3-way video features Dawson and Noah tagging Travis’s cock-loving ass. The video was pretty good. Travis, though born with Nicole Ritchie’s legs, has got a voracious appetite for cock that makes him really amusing to watch. It was rousing watching him try to double stuff Dawson and Noah’s dicks in his mouth. Dawson’s penis popped in easily, but he struggled with Noah’s cock. Speaking of which, I had no idea how big Noah’s dick was until I saw it next to Dawson’s fully erect penis, and vice versa.
As usual, Dawson’s Daytime Emmy Award winning soap-opera orgasm stole the show. I could barely watch the fucking thing. It’s just so over the top. I look at his flailing body and face and am thinking, holy fuck, he’s firing buckets of cum out of some foot long monster. But, you know, that’s not reality. So, who knows what all the fuss is about.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 3 months ago at 3:47 pm
(13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
Loading ...
Besides that ridiculously thick cock, I didn’t think I’d care much about Sean Cody’s Josh. He looks a little funny, has an oddly proportioned body and comes across as goofy. But, my opinion of him quickly changed as I watched his video.
Josh is animated, confident and best of all, quirky. That last attribute ends of making him very entertaining to watch. Especially when it comes to the way he moves and uses his body. Throw in that very big dick, and a one-of-a-kind orgasm, and you’ve definitely got something to see.
This is one video you won’t be skipping past the jerking. Josh’s animated nature really comes to life when he goes to work on his super-sized cock. From the licking of the hands, to the frantic two-handed stroking, it’s quite the sight. But, nothing tops his sensational orgasms.
Sensational, because anytime you start yanking on your own fucking hair while you’re orgasming, that’s sensational. If you’ve got a thing against big dicks and extraordinary orgasms, do notclick here.
Posted in ChaosMen3 years, 4 months ago at 9:22 pm
(28 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
Loading ...
ChaosMen’s RAW video of Jayce & Teague sounded good. They bareback in their video and Teague eats his own cum off of Jacye’s hole. So, I downloaded the video and watched.
Where do I begin? Let’s start with Teague, who has the worst haircut I’ve ever seen, some crappy Italian gay-beard and those grungy fairy wings inked onto his back. At least Jayce was doing something for me. Barney crapped on his ass though.
The video was supposed to be filled with amazing energy and chemistry. Instead, I saw hideous tattoos, bad hair and where Gorbachev’s head crashed into Jayce’s ass. And before you start thinking I hate tattoos, you’re right, I do.
Why the fuck would you take a hot body and start pumping ink into it like some retarded 3-year-old? Does that make any fucking sense? That guy in the tattoo parlor isn’t exactly Da Vinci my friend.
Anyway, back to cocks at ChaosMen. While I didn’t love the whole glory hole and pissing shit. Barett had one hell of a cock. Huge and shapely. If you can stomach Tris, take a look.
When the eyes look at Corbin Fisher’s Trey, they see a lot of good things. A good face, body and cock. Unfortunately, when the ears listen to Trey, they hear a lot of bad things. And worse, eventually the eyes see the same. And when I say bad, I mean annoyingly phony. From the things he says to his mannerisms. It’s about as appealing as men (and women) who prance around with inflated chests. As if we can’t see their cherry-red, aneurysm-prone heads.
Corbin Fisher’s Trey should take a cue from Sean Cody’s Trey. Who, the more you see and hear, the more likable he becomes. But, let’s not get too carried away. After all, we’re talking about porn here. And who knows, you may disagree completely. So, either way, it’s still worth a gander.
Loading ...
Speaking of porn and inflated chests, here’s a great video of some dumb broad feeding her bazookas to a watermelon:
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 10:45 pm
(23 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
Loading ...
Among pornstars, Sean Cody’s Corey has an average face, body and cock. So, at first glance, he may not look like he’s brought much to show and tell. But, that’s the problem with judging pornstars at a glance, you don’t get the full picture.
Take Cumshot Legend Peter North for example, his face looks like it was made for eating oats. So, if after seeing his horse face and going no further, we all know I’d be making a big hung mistake. I’d be passing up on one of the greatest horse cocks and cum shots ever.
So, the same goes for Corey. Don’t judge the poor bastard by looking at him naked and stroking his dainty cock. Watch his video and you’ll see that he did in fact, bring some to show and tell after all. And what it is, more than makes up for other shortcomings in volume.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 9:24 pm
(24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading ...
Over at Sean Cody, Jim recently stuck his cock up Greg’s supposedly virgin asshole. It was a yawner. The highlights were watching Jim’s fartsy half-assed fucking, he middle-finger fucking Greg and his groin and Greg’s ass making latex-flavored lube taffy. Though, it was nice to see Greg’s big balls again.
Posted in ChaosMen3 years, 4 months ago at 9:04 pm
(29 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
Loading ...
For those of you who watched ChaosMen’s Connor and Degan video and liked it, I have a question for you. Can you please explain what pleasures are to be had from watching burnt hairy old birds covered in tattoos fuck?
Posted in Blake Mason3 years, 4 months ago at 9:09 pm
(27 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Loading ...
It’s been awhile since we’ve posted about Blake Mason. For no particular reason, it’s just that nothing has caught the eye. Well, Blake Mason’s Phill M caught my eye. At least his 8″ uncut tool did. Well, that and the fact that he dumped his girlfriend to film porn. So, I downloaded the video and watched.
In short, after watching the video, I had the voice of Nancy Kerrigan in my head wailing “Why, why, why”. To answer her question, because Phill’s accent was so thick it sounded like Japanese Ebonics. And while Phill’s got a big cock, everything else was like swallowing alcoholic smoker cum. And to top it all off, prior to cumming, he was alternating between crossing his legs like a woman and pointing his toes like a ballerina and kicking. Eh, this didn’t do much for me. But, maybe you’ll love it. If you do, be sure to say so in the comments after you watch the video.
Adam Campbell is back with a new video at College Dudes 24/7. And, apparently, it’s still Christmas down there, because the video starts off with Adam unwrapping a gift. Of course, it’s a dildo.
So, after unwrapping his Christmas dildo-gift, Adam screams, “I’ve never done anythingsss with thissss before!” And, prior to the dildo practically soaring right up his ass, I believed him. So, after riding the dildo for what seemed an eternity, it falls out, and he just whacks it onto the floor. Like, fuck you dildo. And then his extraterrestrialexotic cock just starts firing cum all over the table. Nice cumshot, pretty eyes. By the way, what color are his eyes?
If you’re a fan of the dildo or like dry heels, watch this video.
Exclusive NSG porn parody of Adam Campbell mistreating his dildo
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 4:40 pm
(32 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sean Cody’s latest video with Trey and Dave is excellent. The coupling is great. Dave, the reserved midwestern corn-fed hottie with a “husband-sized” cock pairs and plays entertainingly with Trey, the vibrantly likable apparently bisexual cheerleader. No acrobatics or ridiculous gimmicks, just good old fashion fooling around and ass fucking.
Also, the behind-the-scenes footage is charming as fuck. The whole thing is a big success. Not quite as big as oh-so-hung Kurt, but bigger in a bigger sense of the word. You know what I mean. So, this one is not to be missed guys and gals, watch it now!
Loading ...
Oh, and for those of you still wondering why Dave’s girlfriend is pissed, here’s their wedding video:
The video of Corbin Fisher’s Brent fucking Todd is almost good as Sean Cody’s Dave fucking Trey. Big, buff Todd even swallows Brent’s load after getting off. Which, in my opinion, is a big fucking achievement. Now, maybe not as big as oh-so-horsey-hung Kurt, but, bigger in another sense of the word. This is a great video and more than makes up for the disaster called “Joel Fucks Dante”.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 9:09 pm
(33 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
Loading ...
To celebrate the new year, Sean Cody’s camera man arranged for his ex-marine boyfriend (Evan) to get fucked by Shane. Now, Shane may claim he is “mostly a top”, but I don’t buy it. He was doing more flopping than fucking. It looked clumsy and uncoordinated. In fact, Evan was delivering most of the fucking, albeit in reverse. Speaking of which, Evan has a great looking asshole. Maybe a tad gaping, but appealingly polished.
Evan would pair better with a more aggressive top like Harley. And Shane would make a great bottom like Danny. That said, Shane did end the video on a high note with an excellently powerful cumshot across Evan’s forehead. If for nothing else, his cumshot is reason to watch.
If you want to sing along with Evan, watch the XTube video below. Happy New Year studs & bitches!
Corbin Fisher posted an Amateur College Men video of Zeke the other day, who is new to the site. Good looking guy, though his crew haircut makes him look slightly odd. Chatty interview, somewhat likable and has a visibly large, thick 7½ inch dick that pre-cums readily. Good jerk and cumshot. Put that plane on autopilot and take a look.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 1:23 pm
(24 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ...
I was excited when I saw Sean Cody’s latest video featuring identical twins Jeff and John. Then I watched the video and was like, OMG, they’re retarded. Which probably isn’t true, but they just sound a little myuuh, myuuuuuh’ish.
But, they’re not the only one. During the pre-porn interview, the interviewer asks their ages and they both mumble-honk out 19. Then Einstein the interviewer says, “You’re both 19?”. Um, yeah…? They’re twins you nincompoop.
Towards the end of the scintillating interview, the twins are asked “What do you do after the beach?” I love how they look at each other, like it’s a trick question. Then, Jeff, after psychically consulting the other half of his brain honk-mumbles, “Go home.” Then John says, “Eat?”. And then I inject myself in the situation and say “Very good John and Jeff, you do go home after the beach and, yes Jeff, you do eat. Here John, have a cracker and a Jeff, you earned this gold star. No Jeff, don’t eat the fucking star, no, no, no… oh, never-mind.”
Actually, you know, they weren’t that bad. It was interesting watching twin brothers jerking off. Less entertaining than I thought, but the premise has promise. See for yourself.
Update: Thank you Brian for spilling the beans, really! Also, as it stands, our pole poll shows that the majority like a well-curved cock. Is this true? Why? Explain in the comments,sil vous plait!
Corbin Fisher’s latest Amateur College Men video titled ‘Strip Poker’ features Cade, Conner, Dawson, Derek and Jeff. The video is a long 3-part series and spans a whopping 58 minutes.
The video was generally entertaining, though, I skipped about half of it. I have zero interest in watching anyone play cards. Although, I did enjoy seeing Gabe get played in a hand.
The guys really began to fool around in the second video. Foot worship, muscle worship, nipple play, cock sucking, ass fucking, cum swapping – the whole shebang. Speaking of she bang, Conner was like the 5th wheel. Throughout the video, he was just left out of shit. If only that big honker of his glowed red, maybe Derek would have let him have more ass.
Derek and Jeff took the brunt of the fucking. Both had a lot of cock up their ass. Derek was acting a little peculiar, a little queeny I’d say. Dawson, despite being agitating, I must admit looked rather good. Though, that ring, it still looks like shit. And when he orgasmed, OMFG. Cade, talks and doesn’t sound so dopey. Love his ever-lasting erection and “me fuck you” look he gets when having sex. Definitely worth watching, click here to see it for yourself.
Also, for you Lucas fans, who are foaming at the mouth due to his exclusion from this event, relax. You can catch mop head in his latest video, where he fucks Dylan.
Posted in Guess Who3 years, 4 months ago at 4:19 am
(30 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
Loading ...
Merry Christmas you Ho ho hose hoes! If you’ve been good, right about now, some tubby old sex offender in a red suit is dumping his load under your tree. If you’ve been bad, well, you’re reading this.
But, don’t feel too bad, it’s really not your fault. Hard cocks make good guys do bad things, everyone knows that. If you’ve got a juicy pussy, well then, you’ve got no excuse, you’re just plain bad. So, go douche or something. No matter your nasty parts, we’ve got lots of great porn sites for you to enjoy while you beat your way to a very, very, very white Christmas:
On a side note, as many of you are aware, we, along with Fierce Fred, have a bad case of potty mouth. This year, we said some nasty, awful things about a number of sex workers and we were about to say sorry. That was until they sent a nice video thanking us. And to think we were about to turn a corner and change our vile ways. College Dudes 24/7, Damien Diego, Ryan Dyser and Adam Campbell, thank you and have a very Merry fucking Christmas you sexy sons of bitches!
Oh and, almost forgot, I hope you enjoy our very own phoney bologna NSG Chippendale dancers. Can you name the dancing pornstars? Drop the answer in the comments! I know it’s a lame gimmick, but just fucking participate already. And for you geniuses who keep commenting with those ching chang nonsense comments, I wish you explosive diarrhea.
I’m really getting in the mood for Christmas now. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ang my stocking and douche for Santa. Make my wisss come trueeeeeeee, baby allll aye’uh wan floor Clitsmas is yooouuuuUUUUUUUUU WAHWAHWAHWAH.
Merry Christmas assholes! Or, for some of you, Melly Clitmas asshorrres!
Share Naked Straight Guys’s Chippendales post
Ok, we’re ghetto, so to share this video post, copy the post URL below and then spread it like the flu it’s hot. You can also use the ‘ShareThis’ link beneath the title of this post above.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 4 months ago at 3:25 am
(32 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
Loading ...
Harley (a.k.a. Simon Dex) has one of the nicest dicks around. Long, thick and topped with a shiny pink knob. For most assholes, it’s the perfect gift. For a banker named Mitch, it’s a dream come true!
Sean Cody’s latest video features Harley fucking Mitch. The video was good, the highlights being Harley’s epileptic fucking, flopping feet and huge cumshot. As usual, he stole the spotlight, but Mitch was pretty good too. Definitely worth a gander or two. Merry Christmas bitches!
Exclusive NSG porn parody of Harley wishing Mitch a Merry Christmas
(20 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ...
Loading ...
