I feel sorry for this girl. On top of being the third-wheel, she’s used way too much Just for Men.
This bi threesome video is popular on Corbin Fisher’s American College Sex. Members gave the 3-way a 4½ out of 5 stars. It was okay, but I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the girl, since the guys completely forgot she existed half-way through the Cain Fucks Josh & Courtney porn video. Maybe if she had tits that wouldn’t have happened. Poor thing.
Both Josh and Cain have big dicks, but Cain’s is striking. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it an 8. Where Josh’s dick is long, dry and raggedy, Cain’s cock is beautifully uncut, thick, juicy and still has its factory gloss.
If he beat the fuck out of my face with his cock, I’d go back for seconds. Right Rihanna?
OMG this Fratmen Sucks! video was excruciating to watch. I died at least 6 times from boredom while watching it. The guys, Cole and Marco, are good looking, hung and all the usual wonderful shit. Some of the camera work is great, too. But, holy shit is the sex video fuckin’ slow. Everything, including the outdoor shower scene, unfolds at a snails pace. The blowjobs are so sluggish you have to watch the porn video in fast-forward to actually see movement. Cadavers would give more enthusiastic head. 30 minutes of video and the only thing I came away with is that someone needs to take a look at that fucking ceiling fan before it falls on the models. Because lord knows, even if they have a 5 minute warning that the fan is falling, they still won’t be able to get away in time.
That said, the last 2 minutes of the Cole and Marco video was behind-the-scenes footage and it was the best part. I saw a dog, a penis windmilling and a pretty hot camera man who apparently farted on himself. Yeah, that was the best part.
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Say hello to Fratmen TV’s 22 year-old semi-naked jock, Colt. He weighs 200 lbs., is 6 feet tall, has a white hot Christian body and a big circumcised dick. In highschool he played football, baseball, basketball, ran track, and fucked plenty of pussy. He’s currently majoring in Kinesiology, works out at the gym 5-6 times a week and can easily bench press 225 pounds. He has a penchant for using up California’s dwindling water supply, jerking off into his Nike Pro Combat shorts and firing slippery loads onto the gym floor.
During his recent Fratmen Live Cam Show with Benji’s big cock, he revealed to a group of perverts and complete strangers that he was still deciding whether or not it’d be a good idea to join the other frat guys on Fratpad. Colt, you studly muscled oaf, I give you my permission. But, keep in mind that every time Shay says “Mirror, mirror on the wall…”, I’ll still say, “You bitch. You the hottest of them all.”
Oh, and if you’re wondering how I know so fucking much, it’s because I spent my last paycheck on a 6-month subscription to fratmen.tv. This underpass is cold as fuck, but between this bottle of Vodka and my porn subscriptions, it feels like Miami.
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Things have changed a little at College Dudes 24/7 since the last time I visited them. They’ve been bought up by Broke Straight Boys and they’ve dropped the ’24/7′ from their name. However, everything else is largely the same. The horrid lighting they stole from Costco? Check. Comically high-pitch moaning? Check.
So, I sit down to watch the sex video. My first impression is, owww, my eyes. The scene is lit like a DUI checkpoint. And then Alex Andrews opens his mouth. Good God, you have to hear it to believe it. He emits the most feminine and shrill sounds I’ve ever heard come out of a man. While this bozo was getting ass fucked he said in the girliest voice, “Why don’t we mooove over there, uhhhh.” Saying it was like Michael Jackson on helium would be an understatement.
Sean Summers on the other hand was the polar opposite. Quiet, masculine and gruff, he groaned and grunted as a straight man would. He did a good job butt fucking Alex, as much as one could expect with Alex making all that racket. But, between Alex’s dramatics and Sean’s plethora of tattoos, including the cross on his forearm, it was impossible to focus on anything even remotely erotic.
Hated the noise. It ruined the porn video. It’s beyond outrageous. But, maybe you like that sort of thing. Take the test yourself and watch College Dude’s Sean Summers Fucks Alex Andrews.
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Found this amateur video of an Arabian man self-sucking. I had to Google the contraption on his head. It’s called a “Keffiyeh”. It protects the eyes and mouth from sun and sand. Why he’s wearing it while blowing himself? I have no clue.
Active Duty’s video with Axl, Diego and Evan started with smiles all around, two groping their bulges and the strangely charming Dink Flamingo introducing the men in his classic style. After a short chat, he leaves with the announcement, “I’m going to go put a pie in the oven.” I don’t like directors injecting themselves in videos. Dink is the exception.
Of the three, Axl is my favorite. He’s 6’3″, nicely wooded, has a winsome personality and one of the most endearing smiles you’ll ever see. His bubbly enthusiasm, sexual excitement and relentless smile are hypnotic.
The video is of three naked straight guys, military mind you, whom engage in gay sex acts. So, nothing special here, especially when Evan fucks Axl at 2 mph. And yet, I was enthralled.
Without seeing Active Duty’s videos, it’s difficult to understand. There’s an intangible quality and unique dynamic that is created when you throw a handful of straight military men into a room and pay them to fuck each other. Being military, they have a confidence, security and playfulness that most straight men don’t have. Couple that with an ingrained obedience and you have the setup for a fascinating sexual dynamic that is genuinely worth paying to watch. So, don’t just sit there with your tingling dick, give it something that’s worth swelling for – Active Duty’s Axl, Diego and Evan.
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On a sidenote, can someone please ban hot military men from entering tattoo parlors. The last thing these beautiful, straight bodies need is to have some lout pepper them with permanent doodles.
Sean Cody’s Kirk is exactly why I drive well out of my way to pass through rural America on a regular basis. For years, I’ve imagined various scenarios where I’d meet someone like him. Here is one:
I’m driving down a small two-lane county road at dusk. The decaying glow of the setting sun casts a warm hue on the farms, cattle, corn and miles of fields surrounding me. Red and golden rays of sun sparkle off the sweat drenched bodies of the shirtless farmers as they bale the day’s hay and peel the leaves off corn with their thumb and index finger.
Dizzy from some bubbly and speeding, I go careening off the county road and into a ditch, which catapults my black Mercedes ML350 into the air. The luxury SUV’s lane detection feature comes to life and violently begins to vibrate the steering wheel to alert me to the fact that I’ve departed my lane. However, for me, it’s a wakeup call, since I’m deep asleep.
To prepare the opulent cabin for arrival, I secure my iPad, iPhone, Retina Macbook Pro, turn off the playing DVD and set the climate control to recirculate. Prepared, I relax leisurely into the leather seat just as the seat belt tightens in preparation for impact. The ML350 rocks gently as it punches through stacks of hay, and thuds satisfyingly as it penetrates the side of a classically constructed red-roofed barn like the Kool-Aid man. The car sways tenderly as it comes to rest just inches from a bale of hay. Kicked back on that bale of hay is a cowboy, with his feet up, a beer in his right hand and he’s watching porn on a Samsung flatscreen TV mounted ahead. Startled, he clicks the spurs of his boots together and with stunning speed, whips around and points a six-shooter right at me. He fires off two rounds, but they glance harmlessly off the aftermarket bullet-proof windshield I had custom installed the week prior. I roll down the window, raise my right hand and give him the Vulcan salute. Having already holstered his pistol, he turns his head back to the TV, flops out his massive throbbing cock onto his jeans and says “I ain’t got all night.”
Heart-racing, I leap out and in less than 10 minutes, he’s bought subscriptions to Men’s Health, Têtu and Martha Stewart’s Living. I gesture to my bag of Tupperware, but he waves me off and says, “Not now, I’m cumming.”
I drive off feeling successful. No, I didn’t get to show him the new Tupperware Healthy Lunch Set, but, that’s okay. Somehow, I know we’ll meet again.
Now, this is just one scenario. I have many more. If you want to hear another, leave a comment. And, watch Kirk’s solo video at Sean Cody. Maybe you’ll come up with a few of your own.
I watched about 10 seconds of this Broke Straight Boys video, turned to my right and said something along the lines of, “This video sucks, why the fuck did you have me watch it?” From the other side of the room came, “Oh no, keep watching. He treats him like shit and steps on his head.” With an anticipation I haven’t felt in very, very long time, I pressed play.
Aaaand, I didn’t like it. Yes, the ginger was hung, spat on the younger guy and stepped on his head while he came, but, those were just moments. For literally 5 minutes, I watched as the ginger knocked his cock on the younger guy’s ass. This is no way to check if the Turds are home. You see, the Turds family – they’re blind, deaf, dumb and have no arms and legs. So, if you expect them to poke their head out and say “Hey there, come on in.”, it’s not happening.
Anyway, it was a laundry list of stuff like that and other things like knowing the ginger wears women’s brassieres. You can clearly see the tan lines from what’s obviously a bra. No matter, as it doesn’t ruin the illusion of “Broke Straight Boys” for me anymore than knowing that Corbin Fisher’s University is not a fully accredited University. And if that comes as a shock to you, don’t feel bad. There was a time when I didn’t know either.
Maybe this is another teachable moment. Just as when I watched Zachary Perry, Covered in Cum, there’s a lesson to be learned. Instead of saying, “I didn’t like it.”, perhaps I ought to appreciate the moments where I did.
So, let me try again. I appreciate the moment where the young guy said, “Ahh yeah, step on my face.”, and the ginger did. Or the moment where the ginger face fucked the younger guy while he made an off-putting gurgling sound. Or the time where the ginger shoved the younger guy onto the bed and he fell like a girl. Or the moment when the ginger pulled two red fingers out of the younger guy’s asshole at 19 mins and 25 secs. Broke Straight Boy’s Spencer Todd & Kodi, thank you.
This Dirty Tony video was clearly a play on a Disney story. Each of the men receiving blowjobs had distinct personalities. There was Bashful, Dopey, Creepy, Cocky and Yucky. And repeatedly, the effeminate one in the middle was addressed as “fuckin’ slut”. Obviously, he was “Snow White”.
I expected this porn movie to be a giant turd. Between Snow White’s absurd haircut, Bashful’s dreadful banter, Dopey’s face and everything about Yucky, I was prepared for a disaster. But, a disaster it was not.
It turned out there were many things I loved about this sex video. Snow White was on a wooden cart. When a guy needed service, he’d just dial her in and spin that stupid wooden cart around and she’d go to work. Creepy had a big, thick cock. Bashful, too. Cocky, though a little lesbo-looking, he was the most attractive of the bunch and had an appealingly impolite demeanor. And, Yucky, despite he and his hideous man panties basically ruining the video for me, I will admit that I nearly spilled my tea when I saw his rather substantial cumshot.
It’s gay bukkake videos like this that remind me to never judge a book by it’s first minute of playback. And so my friend, if you are ever so lucky to be in a room with an effeminate man on a wooden cart with a strange haircut, please resist the urge to scream and run away. Instead, grab that stupid wooden cart, whip your cock out and give it a spin. Until then, see the video that changed my life, and the lives of countless others, and watch Dirty Tony’s Zachary Perry, Covered In Cum for yourself.
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For the first minute or so of Corbin Fisher’s video Six Shooter, my eyes were rolling non-stop. Between the corny dialogue, dramatic moaning and Aiden’s melodrama, I was sure the rest of the American College Men video was going to play out disappointingly.
I was wrong. Trey, despite having dumped on him before, is more built now and looks good. Miss Piggy has a new and wild hairdo, but, she’s got a banging body and for whatever reason, her dick looks a whole lot better now. Aiden, minus his exaggerated antics, is fit, pretty good looking and I think he might have the nicest and biggest cock of the three. Corbin Fisher claims he’s 8″ long, while Miss Piggy is 8.5″, but to me, it looks the other way around.
Anyway, in short, the fuck video was great. Yes, all three seemed to be trained in the Porn Acting School of Manila and moaned painfully, but the fucking was so hot it didn’t matter. Miss Piggy was an Olympic fuck machine. She repeatedly and feverishly pounded Trey and Aiden’s assholes. At points, I was hoping he’d flip Trey around and pound his noisy mouth, but, that’s neither here nor there.
In the end, Miss Piggy’s cock had alternated destruction between Trey and Aiden’s assholes exhaustively. Connor blew his load at the end, but not before fucking a whopping 3 out of Aiden and 2 out of Trey. This tallied to six cumshots, hence the video title, “Six Shooter”.
This was a great sex video. I’m increasingly getting bored with gay porn, and it’s refreshing to find something that catches my attention and keeps it. Fantastic threesome video, all three deserve gold medals, and as for you, what are you waiting for? Download and watch Six Shooter pronto!
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Bareback Blonds has its appeal. Josh Ryan and his camera man are both fit, nicely hung and fuck bareback. I can’t say I love their videos. They tend to be a little slow and regularly feature quasi-hard dicks, but, they are shot fairly candidly, and I like that.
The Summer Surprise series 1, 2 and 3 I just watched fits this billing perfectly. It held my attention, but moved like molasses. If you’re on sleep medication, try this instead. It’ll work better and the only side affect is you’ll wakeup with your dick in your hand.
Just watched Drake Downs Bret from Austin Zane. I’ve seen Drake Wild here and there but I’ve always enjoyed watching Bret Myles (a.k.a Rhett). Of course I love his huge cock and big low hanging balls, but there’s something about his peculiar and aloof mannerisms that I find most attractive. Whether sucking dick, fucking ass or getting butt fucked, he performs each sexual act with a waffling uncertainty that makes it clear to me that he really hates every minute of it. And that’s it, there – the reluctance and unwillingness that I love most. Because for me, nothing touches the soft velvety strings of my rimy heart than a man being forced into doing something he really, really doesn’t want to.
And with that, let me remind you that despite having ogled men’s crotches for most of your man-loving life, you do not want to watch a rousingly dirty, filthy video of Bret’s enormous cock and balls swaying heavily between his legs as he beats his dick like a jacketed inflatable clown anchored with two bags of wet sand sitting. No, despite gushing saliva uncontrollably at the thought of his thick, cut half-Mexican cock tapping tauntingly at your dry, sun-spotted lips, you’re going to. Why? Because I’ve forced you to. You are going to do as I’ve made you to, and look reluctantly at Bret’s huge uncut cock.
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I took my first look at Bait Buddies. I watched Take Two, whose premise is that Travis Irons, an 8″ toting man-boy lures a 7.5″ uncut “straight” Johnny Glyserin to a film where they’re suppose to tag team some idiot girl who is running late. Of course, the bimbo never shows up and in pops Joe Parker, a fit older guy with an admittedly nice 9″ cock. And, by the looks of it, he’s homeless.
After giving each other dismal blowjobs, they cram their half-alive cocks into Travis’s dp-friendly asshole and finish by dumping their dry loads onto Travis’s face. By the end, I had GarageBand open with a Cathedral Organ and was more entertained playing church music and baseball/hockey stadium songs to accompany the video than actually watching that piece of shit.
I like “reality” porn, but this was awful. It was far too phony and the acting was so bad it was not only unbelievable, it was obnoxious. For better gay-for-pay alternatives checkout Bait Bus and Out in Public.
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Seeing Brandon poke that black dildo in and out of Joshua’s asshole – hated it. Hearing them hyperventilate as they fuck – hated it. Moaning like they’re giving birth every 10 seconds – hated it. That weird look on Joshua’s face as Brandon and his big boobs cum on his butt – hated it.
Joshua dumping nice juicy loads twice – loved it. Licking his own cum off of Brandon’s chest – loved it. Watching Brandon do pushups with Joshua on his back – loved it.
How about you? Did you love and hate the Sean Cody Joshua & Brandon: Bareback video, too? If so, take the skeet poll below and drop me a comment after listening to its exclusive soundtrack.
Just watched my first video from Austin Zane. The porn site was started by Austin Andrews and Zane Michaels with Bret Myles helping out. All three previously appeared as high school teenagers on the now languishing straightcollegemen.com, with Rhett renaming himself to Bret.
I’ve always liked Bret. He’s got a big dick, a contagious smile and a strange, but playful personality that makes him very likable. He fits in well with Austin and Zane, and I’m really looking forward to watching their videos.
The first video I watched from austinzane.com was titled Broke-bed Mounting. It was filmed and broadcast live, and I really liked the candid nature of it. It was refreshing to watch Austin fuck Zane and see real chemistry. At one point during the video, Austin stood up and the bed they were filming on just fell apart. Minus the loud clanging sound at 10:34 that nearly sent me flying off the highway, it was a good fuck video. Gay or not, take a look at Austin Zane. And if you have a fetish for watching naked guys with big dicks fuck on a dilapidated bed while being filmed by a guy with an even bigger big dick, don’t miss this video.
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Just watched Fratmen’s Greatest Cum Shots Vol. 7. It’s nearly an hours worth of compiled cumshots pumped out by 24 of Fratmen’s studly straight men. For those of you who would rather eat the frosting off of 24 cupcakes instead of eating just one, catch the free preview below and then hop over to Fratmen TV and watch the entire video for instant gratification.
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For those of you who want to skip over the meat and head straight to the cream, I’ve put together a cum dribblers and shooters cheat sheet for the full Fratmen’s Greatest Cum Shot Vol. 7 video below.
When I wrote my post yesterday on Active Duty’s Axl and Jake, I didn’t realize there was a bonus clip at the end of the full video. In the bonus clip Axl is laying on the bed as Jake eases his meaty dick into him. Axl grimaces and stops the process, hopping out of bed while laughing and wincing in pain. It was a genuine moment, and I loved it. The following free video shows Jake fucking the guy’s ass just before the butt ache outtake.
Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty has been around for a long time. His porn videos are legendary, and for good reason. The men he films are seductively hot military guys and he routinely manages to get them to do absolutely wondrous things. And, if you have any doubts as to whether or not his naked men are actually soldiers, they’re often peppered from head to toe with scribbles of ink that should convince even the most skeptical of knob gobblers, butt pirates and fudge packers.
In the past, I’ve criticized Active Duty’s videos for a variety of reasons. The video formats were no good, the website blew, and, there were other things, including Dink himself. That said, the latter is is more sweet than salty as his negatives are easily outweighed by his positives, such as peculiar charm. I recall he once interrupted filming to pull a pie of the oven. And who else does that?
I joined Active Duty today and in short, it’s changed for the better. The website is good, and most the video format and quality is very good.
I do have one minor gripe. The ‘ActiveDuty.com’ watermark stands out like Snookie. It’s enormous and unpleasant to look at. At times, concealing cock and ass that I do want to look at. Though it’s not major, it would be a welcome change to see a smaller watermark.
Anyway, I’m sitting here watching Axl and Jake’s video. It’s excellent. While they’re both good looking, have nice dicks and great bodies, it’s their chemistry that shines. Both are unexpectedly at ease and seem to really enjoy exploring the other. Their attraction, curiosity and desire is palpable. I didn’t expect to like the sex video as much as I do.
If you’re new to Active Duty or it’s been awhile, it’s time to give them a spin. At the moment, I’m a very satisfied customer!
On the other hand, there’s manufactured awkwardness, and it sucks. It’s the obnoxious awkwardness created by over-direction, ‘professionalism’ and camera men who just ruin the equation. I can think of more than a few porn sites that are guilty of this, and some on lesser accounts.
For example, I just watched a Fratmen Sucks! video with Cole and Neil. They’re your typical Fratmen. Handsome, hung and fit. But, their sex video was boring.
The premise is that Cole and Neil are to fuck a couple of bimbos, but before they do, they have to go through a list of gay shit to perform. And the list sucked. There was kissing for 30 seconds, hopping naked onto the others back and doing Roman Lifts and other stuff that had me thinking “Who gives a shit, who gives a shit, who gives a shit.”
On top of that, each was acting like looking, touching and interacting with the others body was difficult. Give me a break. Drop a bimbo on my desk, give me their pay and tell me to eat her feet and she’ll need a wheelchair to go home. Come on, it’s no big deal.
That said, I couldn’t do better, so, forget what you just read. I subscribe to both Fratmen Sucks! and Fratmen TV, so, what does that say? Maybe the video was actually super good, and I’m selfish and I don’t want you to see it because I don’t want to share. Hmmm, too bad you’ll never know unless you watch the video for yourself.
On a side note, Mountain Lion OSX was released today. Hoooray! Can’t wait to watch porn on Mountain Lion!
I hate fancy porn intros in videos. I can tolerate the obnoxious legal gibberish, but don’t force me to watch an entire donkey’s cock-worth of 3D logos, cheesy sound effects and shit swooping in out and at me. It’s a bloody porno! These intros are pig on a lipstick. I just want cocks, cocks, more cocks, naked hot bodies, killer faces, fucking, sucking, fighting, crying, sweat flying all over and sperm drenching anyone within 30 feet, and then a little more crying. Is that really too much to ask? Sitting through 35 seconds of what from now on I’ll call “pig shit” makes me want to push on my eyeballs with a rock.
Anyway, so, with the Breaking In Avery intro finally over, Corbin Fisher’s Avery fades into view sitting on a bed, giving Cain what is quite possibly the worst foot massage, ever. Foot sucking and mutually uninspired blow jobs follow.
Cain is in great shape, he has a nice uncut cock and an enormous chest. If he were a momma cat he could feed about 100 kitties and still have enough milk left over to make a pack of Kraft cheese. Enjoyed watching Avery get fucked bareback. Cain’s dick looks great in his ass. I’m looking at it right now, and it looks really good. Though, I do hate the lamp in the background. Hideous piece of shit. Chuck that thing out the nearest window.
Good American College Men video overall. As usual, the guys are hot, lamps are not. Intro sucks, bareback fuck. Lighting’s good, massive wood. No one shard, credit card. Whip it out, watch movie, stroke, cum, monster pee. Lesson learned, spend money, fix fucked-up economy.
My science teacher once told me that all hair is a form of retardation. So, when guys with smooth bodies bend over and hair flops out, I stare. I mean, how can he only be retarded in his butt?
Anyway, the whole time Marshall from Sean Cody was getting fucked by Brandon, I was just staring at his retarded butt. I watched the whole damn movie and all I can remember is his retarded butt. It was hot though. Sean Cody’s videos always are, this one just had a retarded butt in it. So, that made it sorta special.
Watch Brandon and Marshall: Bareback if you like watching naked straight guys ass-rape each other. Or, if your credit card is only good for scraping dead bugs off your windshield, you’ll have to make do with this:
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As if in Japan, we welcome Fratmen TV’s twin brothers, Jesse and Joshua with our front teeth showing and a hearty cross-eyed Guten tag! They’re doubly hot and have identical dicks, but not of the diphallia kind, unfortunately. The identical brothers share the same curly brown hair, ocean blue almond eyes, nicely toned abs, low IQ, fit lean bodies, and on occasion, a double-ended dildo. Of course, when you add them up, they’ve got two thick veiny dicks and four rather large matzo-sized balls that would go well with chicken broth and a foot or two.
Though identical, they’re not the same. Fratman Jesse has a tad more bounce in his step and enjoys a hot penis in the hands. He’s showered, compared and stroked dicks with identical twin brothers Dustin and Darren in Fratmen TV’s Two-Four-Two video special. In his initial solo video, he took the time to ingest his own spermatozoa. And, during this video, he enthusiastically watched Fratmen’s Jake jack off.
On the other hand, Fratman Joshua is clearly straight and has only done exactly everything his twin brother has done, with the exception of tasting his own cum. But, he too likes holding a hot penis in the hands, and sometimes, with his feet, as if he had no hands, and that was the only way.
Finally, for those of you who were hoping to watch a real man with two dicks, twin cocks, double dongs or what have you, click here, here, here, here and here for the exclusive video. When finished, please kindly take our double penis poll below now or else.
Amateur College Sex’s Elijah and Simon are brothers. Kate, well, she’s got tits, a pussy and a giant corn on her left foot. Frighteningly, Simon sucks on her foot. Yeah, the one with the corn. Good grief that thing’s big. There has to be something in there. Ugh, anyway, that aside, the video was pretty hot. The brothers had sizably thick dicks and well, were brothers. That questionable fact alone is the hottest part. That and, they fucked the hell out of whatever her name is. You’d really enjoy the video. But the whole brother thing is kinda taboo, so, don’t watch.
Corbin Fisher’s Dawson is undeniably the reigning king of fake laughs. But, I must admit that he’s looking good. In this video, Dawson takes Hayden’s anal virginity. Of course, Dawson starts it off with a round of toe sucking, which Hayden enjoyed as much as any woman. The pants come off, and may I note, Dawson is wearing black Corbin Fisher branded man panties. They’re ugly beyond explanation. Anyway, Hayden seemed to really like getting cock fucked. Dawson gave him one of his signature fuckings, creative and complete with the occasional foot suck. Dawson wrapped up the video by fucking Hayden doggie style while he came. Then, Dawson pulled out and fired his load all over Hayden’s back. Surprisingly, no orgasmic hullabaloo was to be seen. I’m shocked.
Hayden was surprised by how much he enjoyed it. Frankly, so was I. If you’ve ever wondered where bottoms come from, watch this video!
Yes, that is English Lads’s Kristian Wood. And no, he’s not banging a plastic cup. That thing he’s sticking his cock into – it’s a Fleshlight (a.k.a. Fleshjack). And yes, it feels as good as he looks. Every cock wants and should have a Fleshlight. Speaking of which, the other day, I was sucking on speaking with your cock, and it said it wants one, like really bad. Apparently, your hands are getting a little rough and lumpy.
But hey, as luck would have it, the damn thing is on sale. So, sailor boy, you buy now, no excuse! Seriously, with up to 20% off allFleshlights and Fleshjacks, how could you not? Besides, let’s be honest, your hands feel like a Rhino’s knee. I mean really, it’s time to upgrade fistina. Quit fucking that poor hand puppet and let’s get you a cocktastic Fleshlight pussy, ass, mouth, or all three gods damn it!
Of course, once you’ve got your Fleshlight, you’ll need some fancy porn to pump to. May I suggest Kristian Wood? You like? Huh? Ha? You buy her, she cheap! 90 day trial, great deowww, wah, wah, wah. Hey mister, click here to see her, I promise your wood love Mr. Wood long time!
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Posted in Sean Cody7 years, 4 months ago at 8:45 am
I’m happy to see Dave back at Sean Cody. Even better, he’s back and getting fucked by Jake. Nothing quite like watching a naked straight guy get fucked. Impressively, Dave managed to stay hard even with Jake’s big uncut dick inside him. Of course, he was definitely feeling it, because his toes were in perfect pointed ballerina form. My favorite point in the video was with Jake fucking him doggy style. Dave was looking back at Jake like he was going into labor. Which was probably appropriate, because there was a head going in and out. Overall, loved it. Straight guy getting fucked by a big straight, albeit curious cock, what’s not to like? And to top it off, two great cumshots. Especially from Jake, who’s monster cock really laid one out. Definitely a must-see, so take a look!
I’ve watched Corbin Fisher’s Brent do plenty of fucking with his long dick. So, it was a pleasant change to watch him get fucked by Alex. Brent took Alex and his pink condom with surprising ease. Actually no, that’s not true. He looked really uncomfortable. But, uncomfortable can be hot too. I don’t ever think Brent got into it. He probably hated it. But, that’s hot too. The only thing hotter was watching him bounce up and down on Alex while his fire hose windmilled. Brent shot a decent load, and afterwards, unexpectedly took Alex’s load in his mouth. Hot stuff, especially if you get turned on by uncomfortable situations and watching people do things they don’t want to. So, if that’s you, click here to watch more!
Posted in Buzz West7 years, 5 months ago at 3:23 pm
Buzz West’s Brandon is a tall guy (6 feet 5 inches). He’s straight, pretty good looking, has a nice body, a hairy ass and sizable dick. Good personality too. What do you think? Use the stars above to rate him. Click here to watch his video.
Posted in ChaosMen7 years, 5 months ago at 10:20 am
Gods help us, it’s another frakking ChaosMen Edge video. This time, it’s with our old friend Chance. And believe me, that doesn’t change a thing. These frakking Edge videos are so damn bizarre. Laced between those stupid heartbeats, Bryan Ockert starts shoving a giant pink dildo into Chance’s mouth. Now what the frak is the chance of that happening? Of course, after that, it’s the usual stroking, age spots, the waning hairicane and red-faced boss-administered blowjobs. Oh gods, I’m watching it as we speak and here comes that frakking dildo again. Bryan is really trying to shove it in Chance’s ass. But, it won’t go, it’s too big. Oh wait, nevermind, it’s in. I really can’t watch much more of this and I’m skipping ahead. I see Bryan’s head speed by, buried in Chance’s ass, that stupid pink dildo, more sucking, Chance yanking on Bryan’s dick and Bryan cumming. Yes, really. On to Chance’s cumshot, it’s good. Big, runny and in Bryan’s eye. Now, what’s the chance of that? Click here to find out!