Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 10 months ago at 12:05 am
Sean Cody’s Daniel is really, really hung. Of course, you’ve already seen that. So, you’re already somewhat familiar with his greatest asset. Beyond that, I’d add that he’s ex-Military and has been caught jerking off by his mom. Which, I’m sure was more traumatizing for her than him. Or not? Either way, enough of this, that dick is way too big to be wasting another minute reading this. Click here to see Daniel’s monster cock unleashed!
Recently watched a Corbin Fisher video with Noah and Mandy over at Amateur College Sex. If you’re unfamiliar with Noah, just know this, kinda hot and hung. And if you’re unfamiliar with Mandy, so what. The video itself wasn’t anything unique. Hot guy, big dick, some chick and lots of fucking. But, I really enjoyed it. There’s just something really hot about watching a guy pinch pussy (sans-condom I might add). And, Noah did an excellent job. So, gay or not, check it out!
College Dudes 24/7’s Jack Griffin and Rob Ryder have dirty mouths. These two said the dirtiest things during their video. And Jack, well, he put his thumbs in Rob’s mouth and stretched it wide while he face fucked him. You know, that’s just rude. But, I guess Rob liked it, because I think he was saying thank you over and over. Though, I’m not certain. It was hard to tell with all the gurgling and gagging. But, I would think so. Good fucking towards the end of the video. Rob looked quite happy about having Jack’s hammer blowing out his backdoor. Take a look for yourself!
Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 11 months ago at 10:27 pm
Jason and Trey were the first to film in Sean Cody’s swanky new pad. Their video starts off with them kissing really passionately. And by passionately, I mean like it was a race to suck each others teeth out. Speaking of which, have you seen Trey’s displaced lower incisor? I can’t help but wonder if his teeth were perfect until they kissed like that. Kissing like that would fuck up anyone’s teeth.
Anyway, moving on, after the baby bird feeding reenactment, Trey sucks on Jason’s butt hole. I’m pretty sure sucked on ass hair the whole time, but whatever. After that, Trey fucks Jason and blah, blah, blah. You know how that goes. Yeah, the main video with all the hump sounds and fucking was good, but truthfully, I was more entertained by the behind the scenes footage.
I love Sean Cody’s behind the scenes footage. You actually get to see some life and depth come out from the guys. With Trey on set, even more so. He’s perfectly likable and could charm the tits off a witch. If you’re a fan of Trey, do not miss the behind the scenes footage!
All-American Heroes’s Lee is a Sea Bee Seabee. Until watching the video, I had no idea that Seabee is a play on the acronym CB, which is short for Construction Battalion. Though, in Lee’s case, it also means “Cock’s Big”. Watch and see for yourself!
Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 11 months ago at 12:05 am
Why Sean Cody paired Dan with her is a complete mystery. I can only assume it was to repay some sort of favor. Perhaps he was posed with the options of a) I break your legs, or b) you make my little sister’s dream come true and let her fuck a hot straight guy. But, Randy aside, this video was otherwise very good!
In our prior post about Dan, we wrote that while alone he’s boring as fuck, with the right guy, he’d come to life. And, we were more than right. Dan is one of the noisiest guys we’ve ever heard get anally fucked by cock. Truthfully, the whole time he’s getting fucked, he’s screaming and yelling. At points, it varys between sounding like a rhino giving birth, a pack of wild dogs, Kurt Wild’s now famous honking on steroids, Chris hitting Rihanna and that phone call from the monkey lady to 911. But, don’t get me wrong, I liked every second of it.
Exclusive NSG audio clip of Dan getting ass fucked for the first time
Who knew a cock in the ass would elicit such fantastic racket from a straight accountant. I loved this video. The only thing I would have changed is Randy. For example, get rid of him. But, other than that, this was a noisy hot mess that is more than worth the price of admission. Watch the video now!
2SCM, or Straight College Men released a number of Watcher videos last month featuring Rhett and his high school buddies Spalding and Nathan. The Watcher videos are long, voyeuristic and are filmed in the stye of “reality TV”. Often, the videos are painfully uncomfortable to watch because the guys are terribly nervous, including the camera man. But, this usually results in appealingly awkward moments and lead to likably over the top giggling and laughter. The highlight of these videos is 2SCM’s silent star, Rhett.
Rhett from Straight College Men is mesmerizing. Largely because of his strangely charming personality and of course, his impressively large 9 inch half-Mexican dick. If you’re unfamiliar with Rhett and his friends, click here to see what you’re missing.
Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 11 months ago at 10:14 pm
Do you have stereotypes? Be honest now. Please don’t try and tell me that when you’re walking down a street and see a black guy, your first thoughts aren’t “big dick” and “run”. What about when you see a tall guy? For me, my first thoughts are “big dick” and “run”. And in case you’re wondering, yes, my second thought for everyone is always “run”.
Sean Cody’s Bryce is 6 feet 6 inches tall and has a 9 inch cock. Even with both of his big hands wrapped around his giant pussy piercer, there’s still room for riding. And to top it off, Bryce’s exceptionally elevated pleasure pole pumps out big loads. In fact, his first cum shot roped well over his shoulder. So, for those of you who scoff at stereotypes, take that.
Speaking of stereotypes, here’s an exclusive video of Bryce smashing the one about white guys can’t dance:
I didn’t think I’d care to watch Jeremy from Corbin Fisher jerk off. He’s not stunning, his cock is average and he was wearing the sorriest looking boxers I’ve seen. But, I didn’t mind watching him because he came off well. Has a personality like elevator music. Not something you’d jive to, but you may just hum along. Wouldn’t mind seeing him again. I’d like to see the look on his face when Dawson puts on one of his spastic-maggot orgasms.
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Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 11 months ago at 3:40 am
I find myself falling in and out of interest with Sean Cody’s Mitch. He’s pretty hot, but there’s something about him that doesn’t feel right. And his latest video with Topher didn’t help.
The video starts off with Mitch sucking Topher’s cock. From there, it just starts sucking itself. Topher was atrocious. I don’t mean to be rude, but his voice, look and facial expressions were just awful. Topher, if it helps, you wouldn’t have won anyway. It’s a no from me. Paula?
When someone walks across hot coals, I’m expecting them to scream. When they don’t, to me, it means one of two things. A) They’ve got no feeling from the waist down or, B) it’s a setup.
And, when I’m looking at two straight guys fooling around for the first time, I’m expecting to see trembling, awkwardness and nerves. If I don’t, it means one of two things. A) They’ve got no feeling from the waist down, or B) it’s a setup.
Anyway, despite neither being particularly hot, the video is entertaining because it is amateurishly real. I found the prevailing discomfort delightfully appealing. Unfortunately, right about when I was getting into the video, PHCS kicked in. Ryan the camera man ended up in the shot and ruined everything. Fortunately, it’s okay to watch the video, just come back for the cure.
Pornographer Hand/Head Creep Syndrome; when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and up/down motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectille dysfunction. Instances of PHCS can be found on porn sites such as Straight College Men, ChaosMen, Active Duty, Mike Hancock Men, Jake Cruise, Brendon Marley, Buzz West, Straight Fraternity and countless others. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.
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Speaking of walking on hot coals and playing gay chicken, here’s a great video of some crackhead doing just that:
I snagged this Fratpad video off of RocketTube Poo today. Fratman Chase from Fratmen TV recorded himself dancing naked in front of a bunch of big fucking mirrors. Chase was pretty hot, but the other frat guys in the mirrors had bigger dicks. Check out Fratpad for more.
Posted in Sean Cody6 years, 11 months ago at 11:12 pm
It’s been out awhile, but I just watched Sean Cody’s Paul give it to Kurt. In short, I liked the video, but I’m covered in cocoa butter. So, anyway, Paul gets real big points for having a nice big dick and knowing how to use it. I mean, Kurt can skip future prostate exams because his is basically hamburger. I guess, Kurt’s ass was Compton, his prostate was white and Paul’s penis was black and angry. So, yeah, the fucking was amazing and really hot. When I was watching this video I played with my tits so much I lost a nipple. I mean, it’s still there, but it’s hanging by a vein.
Anyway, back to Paul. Did his arm pits go into labor or what because those are the most disgusting stretch marks ever. It looks like he stole octo-mom’s arms. I usually charge, but Paul, here’s some free advice. Buy a shit load of cocoa butter and go back in time, seriously.
For the rest of you, watch this Sean Cody video. And while you do that, I’m going to go get tape and scissors to fix my nipple so I can watch the video again. It’s that hot.
Video of Paul and Kurt kissing and fucking on Sean Cody
The last time I saw ChaosMen’s Zane, his name was Todd and he was getting fucked by Corbin Fisher’s Cade. Which, by the way, was a very hot video.
So, I was a bit surprised to see Todd, I mean Zane, appear on ChaosMen in an “Edge” video. Yes, exactly, one of those videos. And this one is annoying as ever. From the stupid overlaid heart beat sound effect, the blind fold, the headphones, his dick, his hair and everything else – I hate it all. It’s avant-garde camel shit and it sucks.
Fortunately, Zane’s appeal manages to rise above the genius editing that is “Edge”. Even while cringing, I was still able to admire his big muscular body and thick Texan cock. I even liked his NAVY anchor tattoo on his left shoulder.
This video raises a few important questions. First, why the fuck did you go from being fucked by Cade to getting sucked by the old maid? And second, do you consider it a miracle that you stayed hard during your “Edge” video?
Video of Zane (a.k.a. Todd) blindfolded and tied naked to a chair on ChaosMen
So, I downloaded a video titled “Double Cocksuckers” from New York Straight Men. Why? Well, because a lot of you have been signing up at NYSM lately, and, I thought I saw Jeremy Lucido from Starrfucker in it.
To sum up the video, the whole thing was a hot fucking mess. The video features some out of shape guy with a thick dick, some ass eating idiot and a cock sucker with tits. I was so turned off my cock inverted and stuck out my asshole. Which, leaves me perplexed, because Naked Straight Guys has been sending an unusually high number of subscriptions to New York Straight Men lately.
Am I missing something? Perhaps I’m out of it – crazy even. Maybe I left rehab too soon. I don’t know, you tell me. Am I wrong about this video?
Oh, and for those of you heading out to watch Jason Voorhees’s new Friday the 13th movie, here’s some exclusive behind-the-scenes footage:
Just watched College Dudes 24/7’s Cody Carter fucks Jake Steel. I noticed a couple negatives. Let’s start with the obvious – they’re in a dungeon. Next, Cody’s hair is completely out-of-control and infringing on Lucas’s signature mop. Oh and, after hearing him talk dirty to Jake, I think he should really consider filming with a sock in it. On the bright side, both guys showed up to work with big dicks and Jake is winning his competition with Nicole Ritchie.
For me, Jake is fine, just hit the fridge. Cody, fix the hair. I liked him back when he didn’t have a mop and was getting facials from Vince. But, that’s me. If you like underfed young men with big dicks, this video might be for you. And, if you like your men with big messy oily mop hair, whip out your credit card and click here.
I like Sean Cody’s Jason. He’s good looking, ripped, bi-curious, is uncut and has reading material tattooed onto his back. The latter being my personal favorite. Why? Because I’m getting a little bored with the videos. I need variety, things to be spiced up a bit. And Jason presents a fantastic opportunity to do just that.
Picture this, Mitch takes his cock out, slowly peels Jason’s black silk lingerie off, taps his penis on Jason’s Adam’s apple 5 times, steps on bubble wrap to the beat of Womanizer while he pulls off Jason’s garter, slips it in and then, just as Womanizer ends and the nursery chimes begin, he reads the book inked on Jason’s back out loud all while he fucks him. What do you think?
I’m going to see what I can do about getting this idea filmed. In the meantime, checkout these other solo videos from Sean Cody:
Apparently, if you were watching the Super Bowl 43: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Arizona Cardinals Sunday game in Tucson, Arizona, it was less boring. Why? Because, Comcast added porn. Brilliant idea, but honestly, I was expecting Cox to come up with this first.
With under three minutes left after Larry Fitzgerald’s heroic comebackish touchdown for the Cardinals, a video feed from Club Jenna abruptly interrupted the broadcast. During the 30 second porn feed, super-pornstar Evan Stone was shown swinging his cock around.
Comcast engineers have no explanation for the incident. We chalk to it up to good luck. Either way, it was the cheapest and most entertaining 30 second spot during the whole fucking game. If you want to see Evan Stone swing his cock around some more, click to Club Jenna.
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Sean Cody recently released a video featuring Shane and Curtis. During the pre-fuck interview, both guys are asked about their sexuality. Obviously, Shane is a big flaming queen, and that hasn’t changed. But, Curtis, who previously said he was straight, admitted that he’s developed an appetite for cock-in-the-ass and is now a cock-a-holic bisexual.
Bad news first, Shane is a shitty top. Why? How about because he thrusts like he’s weak from the flu, Elton John is more masculine and the whole time he’s fucking, it looks like he thinks he’s in a fashion show. NO Shane, you’re not walking runway, you’re in a porn video, topping and you suck.
Now, the good news, Curtis is a great bottom. Contrasting with his quiet nature, Curtis really comes to life with a cock in his ass. Even if it’s Shanes. He really made the video with his genuine enthusiasm about having a dick out back. The video ends with Shane jerking off Curtis until he fires his load across Shane’s abs and pussy hair. Then, Shane really brings it when he pulls out, sashays, cums all over Curtis, looks at the camera fiercely, slides head side-to-side, snaps fingers and like a gay weatherman screams, “OH NO I DIDN’T!” Don’t believe me? See for yourself.
Hayden Wolfe has a fat cock, and I say fat, because thick wouldn’t be appropriate. Thick is reserved for a select number of adjectives that are used to describe his hair. They also include, greasy, gross, ridiculous, hideous, hilarious Frankenfaggy and looks-like-a-really-gay-cactus’ish. This is just a sampling of why my eyes are bleeding.
The reason why my ears are bleeding is obvious, Spencer Stone. His zoo-inspired moans and shrieking are second only to those of master gay-call cock honker, Kurt Wild. Hearing him imitate the mating squawk of genus Verifuhking Fahggoti as he’s impaled by Hayden Wolfe’s chubby nub is enough to down a crack-loaded elephant.
Sean Cody’s Dan is 18, 215 pounds and can’t wait to become an accountant. He reminds me of Danny, but without the charm and a bunch of other things. Their names illustrate the difference. One is a contraction of the other, where Dan is 2 letters short of Danny.
But, despite the relatively dull demeanor, Dan is still likable. Muscular body, nice face and a cock that while skinny for his appearance, is still good for something. According to Dan, he’s 7″ in length. I’m putting him at about 2″ in diameter. I’m eyeballing it though, so I may be off an inch or so.
That said, I hope to see Dan back at Sean Cody. I think that with the right guy or guys, he may exhibit signs of life. Until then, enjoy.
Josh is new to Corbin Fisher. He’s 19, has a nice body, moderately attractive face, big schnoz and a thick 7.5″ cock. His honker may not look like it’s packing in this photo, but trust me, he’s got a big one. I reduced it in Photoshop. I’m kind like that.
So, about Josh. He was nervous and was doing the emotionless nervous chatter thing. Even while taking his shirt off, he didn’t miss a beat. It was like one of those Cherub fountains, where they piss from the mouth. Corbin says he found it endearing. Aggravating is the word I’d use. Eventually, he puts a cock in it, jerks off and dumps a pretty impressive load. Not my cup of pee, but it may be yours. Bon appetite!
Corbin Fisher’s Zeke’s First Time features Zeke putting his cock up Jeff’s cock-hungry ass. Jeff kicks off the video with an uncomfortable speech and a fake laugh he stole from Dawson. From the moment Jeff starts sucking, Zeke looks frozen. Either from the unease of having nasty man sex or because Jeff’s hair looks really gay. The moment doesn’t last long though, because Jeff whisks them quickly towards anal sex as his ass becomes increasingly impatient.
To increase Zeke’s comfort, Jeff asks what his favorite position with a girl is. Zeke says doggie style. And Jeff says “Alright, we’ll start with that.” So, Zeke pops around back and mounts Jeff like he’s a girl doggie. Zeke mushes his semi-hard condom covered cock up Jeff’s ass, but it’s not working very well. Zeke starts to panic and begins to really mash it in. Jeff, sensing trouble, begins moaning like a 40-year-old woman, because that always helps. Eventually, Zeke works his way in, hardens up and pounds away.
Turns out that Jeff actually sounds pretty good when getting fucked. Corny, yes, but within context, quite good. All his dirty talk, moaning and grunting really helped build Zeke’s comfort level. Towards the end, Zeke actually looked like he was starting to enjoy it. Jeff blows his load while Zeke fucks him. Then, Zeke shoots his load all over Jeff’s face. Jeff sucks the remaining cum off of Zeke’s dick, then wipes his mouth and palms it like a magician. Yeah, I saw that. But, hey, I’d be gagging, so great job Jeff.
Of course, Jeff upheld the Corbin Fisher “tradition” of kissing after sex. Zeke really looked excited. Why wouldn’t he be? Nothing like sucking cum-face after you’ve gotten off.
Now, on another note, but related to Corbin’s doggie style video, and for our entertainment, may we present this Exclusive NSG instructional sex video:
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
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Sean Cody’s Mitch and Jake are back. The two are paired in what turned out to be one hot swap-fucking video. In case you’ve forgotten about him, Jake has been around the block at Sean Cody a couple times and is most memorable for his enormous member. And Mitch, well, you should remember him.
The video was excellent. Mitch and Jake did a bang-up job banging each other. Jake masterfully ate out Mitch’s asshole. He had Mitch squirming like a spastic maggot. And then, he filled Mitch’s ass with that big cock. The look of joy on Mitch’s face, it felt like Christmas all over again.
When Mitch took over, he brought creativity with him. Before I knew it, Jake was hanging off the dumbbell, ass in the air and getting pounded by Mitch. After a thourough fucking, Mitch bottomed for Jake again. Mitch delivered an impressive cumshot while getting fucked on his side by Jake. Awesome setup and I’d love to see other sites replicate it.
Jake wrapped up the video with a great cumshot that he landed on Mitch. Then Homeland Security crashed through the ceiling and arrested them both. It turns out they were members of Homos and are terrorizing the country with their hotness. If you want to get them out of Gaytanamo and back onto your screen, click here and pay their bail with your credit card.
Honestly though, I could care less about this one. I had more fun positioning Gandalf to take a swing at his nub. But, I know that despite my ambivalence, you’re going to click here anyway. Just whatever you do, don’t click on the sword.