Sean Cody’s Evan is fresh out of the Marines. He was a combat air traffic controller, and one hell of a cute one at that. Surprisingly, he’s gay, loves it doggie style, reverse cowboy and is the boyfriend of the interviewer at Sean Cody! Lucky bastard.
Okay, so this latest Corbin Fisher video isn’t fresh. It came out last week and smells like that fish around Lindsay Lohan’s neck, so what. It’s still just as tired now as it was then. So tired that Lucas even fell asleep on top of Lohan’s village bicycle butt. Probably because he’s tired of being seen-way-too-fucking-much.
Anyway, sooooo, yeah, this is Lindsay, I mean Jared’s Bi Tag Team video. Bi because I couldn’t wait to make the video window go bi bi. No, actually, that’s not true, I watched the whole thing.
The video started abruptly, with me screaming at Lucas to get off my screen.
Then, Derek and Lucas pounced on Lindsay like they were vamps and she was a virgin. By the way, watch True Blood on HBO, it’s a great series (see it for Australian stud Ryan Kwanten who plays Jason Stackhouse). Anyway, then without even offering her some KFC, Lucas pulls his tattered cotton jock-panties down and sticks his saran wrapped cock up her cooter. She squirms, farts and takes a hit off kinda-Korean’s lifeless cock.
Then, towards the end, Lucas gets mad because Lohan exfoliates his cock with her teeth. Hate it when that happens. Really fucks up the teeth. Be that as it may (I like the way that sounds), Lucas and Derek take turns fucking Lindsay and then nut. Derek shoots on Lohan’s back. I could see her spine. She needs food and bottle of Proactive dumped on her back. Segueing, did you know you can get drunk by squirting booze up your ass? How come this isn’t like a big trend in Hollywood? Ass-boozing parties. I bet there are.
So yeah, blah, blah, blah, they cum and then I go out on the balcony and scream at my neighbors. The end.
Seriously, nice cock and all, but the whole “Edge” video concept is freaking me out. The overlaid heartbeat, creepy sounds and jumpy cuts are just not sexy. How is anyone supposed to get an erection when they’re waiting for the fucking Grudge girl to crawl out of their monitor? On top of that, while Christine’s yanking on Dalton’s cock, she’s fixated on the damn thing like a cat about to kill a bird. Then the abrupt return of that scary music makes me think she’s going to lose it and go all crazy gouging her eyes out with his penis. Soooo, fucking, scary. Oh and, would it kill you to wear a god damn hat?
But, I’m supposed to be selling this stuff, so let me say something nice. Okay, so, first off, Dalton is hot. Yeah, he’s not ripped, facially stunning or monstrously hung, but he’s nonetheless attractive. Maybe it’s the dildump, or perhaps it’s his laid-back and compliant persona. Appealing because we all see that if we catch him in Walmart, we put that shitty black eye mask over his eyes and he’ll let us do whatever the hell we want to him. And when we’re done, he’ll kill us.
Exclusive NSG porn parody of Dalton’s dildump
So, anyway, crazy “Edge” crap aside, the Dalton video is pretty hot. But, for the next “Edge” video, it’s Christine’s turn to wear the mask permanently.
Now, on another note, but related to our Phantom of the Opera theme, and for our entertainment, may we present this streaming pile of crap:
This music video sucks. Does she know she’s not in the shower? Sounds like a dying goose. The guy is worse, like one big screaming fart. Then the woman starts to screech something awful, and the guy hates it, so he starts to yell-sing back at her. This is definitely what hell sounds like.
Anyway, obviously, this woman cut a deal with Satan, because, the audience was cheering. Only the devil could force people to cheer and clap for that shit. And, if you listen closely, they actually scream bloody horror at first, then they clap. See, it’s the bloody devil.
Not convinced? Okay, after she finishes shrieking, she says “meatballs”. That was the *deal*. At the end of her ghastly drag show she was supposed to say “meatballs”, because it’s the magic word. And she did. She said “meatballs”.
Just in case you liked it, the group’s name is “Nightwish and Tarja Turunen”. If Google isn’t returning any results, try their English name, “Deathwish and Turd Pile”. If that doesn’t work, try their other name: “crap”.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 10:00 pm
(14 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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So, Sean Cody’s latest video has Jurek sucking on Scott’s scary big cock. And by sucking, I mean, putting the head in his mouth, gagging, spitting, and then doing it again because he enjoys almost vomiting. Jurek literally would get about 2 inches of the thing in his mouth before he starts to barfgasm. Maybe Scott’s anaconda actually smelled like one.
Speaking of which, Scott said “I’m the one with the anaconda,”, and “Girls call it the beast.” Ummm, Scott, yeah, the girls were definitely calling your cock an anaconda, but when they referred to the ‘beast’, they meant your ass.
Anyway, watch the “Blowing Scott” video. No better way to kick off the weekend than to see a huge cock, scary ass and learn how not to give a blowjob.
Reed Athens and Thor Martin. Who comes up with these names? Not to mention Reed’s other alias on Randy Blue, “Christian Lorok”. Lorok? Are you serious? Sounds like some freak Star Trek Klingon name.
These two could not look any less interested in each other during this sex video. Which, is probably not really their fault, since they’re filming in a dungeon.
Anyway, the video is the usual. Lots of limp dick sucking, eating the ass, spitting all over it, spitting on the ass and the chin, camera close-up of all of that fucking ass hair and more god damn spitting. Then the sucking of limp dick resumes, this time with Thor gagging like it’s a monster, but it’s not. Then they’re standing on the bench and keep sucking, which is a brilliant thing to do in a fucking dungeon. Holy shit, and then Reed cums all over that medieval bench seat, hoping that Thor will slip and fall when he cums, fly-kicking Reed’s ass clear across the dungeon while he falls on his nappy head so they can both sue the fuck out of College Dudes 24/7.
But, you know, the video was hot anyway. Oh and, whoever’s idea it was to make the intro zinger’s volume 500% louder than the actual video needs a ghetto-ass beating. And whoever’s idea it was to slap that gunfire zinger crap on the end of the videos needs a good horse fucking. Jesus, right after Thor cums the gunfire starts. I almost tore my panties.
Also, to put flesh on the bones of earlier trivia, Reed Athens appeared as Christian Lorok on Randy Blue in the second half of last year (2007). He did 2 solo videos (1 & 2) and a couple photo shoots 1 and 2. I’m sure they were just as riveting.
Hayden from Corbin Fisher is good looking and convincingly straight. He speaks a bit much and seems to mimic the verbosity of girls in porn. For example, after cumming, he rubs his balls up and down like a vagina and then tells the camera how good it felt. Ummm, no, guys shouldn’t do that. He’s supposed to look disgusted, slump out of bed, eat something and conk out. Not rub the pussy and make love to the camera. Anyway, hot enough. Oh, except for that tattoo. Bad Hayden, bad.
Anyway, with Noah onboard, the anticipation prior to watching the threesome video was high. So, I played the video. OMG, what a disaster.
First, the nameless girl with the wig-like hair is sitting on the bed posing like melting butter. Her face looks like it smells of crayon and finger paint. To compliment the look, Lucas shifts his knees and shows the camera his matching knee scabs – so hot. Then, the girl takes her top off. OMG, wtf are those? Then, diving head-first into third-wheel land and as sexy as she can, she peels off her sticky panties like old banana skins. Neither Lucas or Noah are watching, which is funny and fortunate for them, because I was screaming the whole time.
About this time, Noah looks delirious. I’m not sure if it’s because he’s overwhelmed from kissing Lucas or because of the smell of nameless girl’s hoo ha. So, in a confused and horny stupor, he slings Jabba thighs on top of him and wiggles his fuck stick into her snotty poon. At this point, I’m passed on the floor convulsing and have no recollection of what happened for some time after.
Fortunately, I awoke just as Noah pulled out of wig woman and as Lucas watched, fired a ribbon of cum onto her back. And, as far as I am concerned, that was the end of the 3-way.
So, in summary, Noah is hot. He should make another video pronto. Oh, and Corbin, when finding a girl, please pick one that isn’t going to make us any gayer.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 4:39 pm
(26 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Sean Cody just released a video with Ken and Justin. If you’ve wanted to see a short gay Polish guy get fucked by a tall straight guy, watch this video. Personally, I think it looks comical. Like a meat-head poodle getting fucked by a gay giraffe. It’s hard to take seriously. Especially when the poodle has a tattoo on it’s right shoulder and has a spaghetti bowl buzz cut.
Posted in Blake Mason3 years, 8 months ago at 4:07 pm
(22 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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Blake Mason just released a video of Kai and Tony taking turns on each others British asses. While the fuck video is quite good, I couldn’t understand a damn thing they were saying. Strong British accents made thicker by cavernous echos make comprehending their speech near impossible. Subtitles anyone?
For all I know, Kai and Tony were speaking Filipino. Fortunately, the particular dialect of nasty gay sex they were also communicating with is universally understood.
Aside from the dreadful tattoos, both Aaron James and Thor Martin are hot Floridians. While watching Thor get rimmed and then fucked by AJ, all I could focus on was the facial hair on AJ’s face. We can forgive that crappy “SUMMERS” tattoo on his back, but that newly ugly beard and soul patch need to go.
Also, I’d just like to point out that the rough sets on College Dudes 24/7 need major help. In this video, AJ and Thor are fucking on some museum-grade bed set in a dungeon. The only thing missing are rats and torches. Oh and, Moses just called and he wants his bed back.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 3:38 am
(60 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)
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As you may have noticed, we’re an odd blog. Instead of constantly and mindlessly fawning over the guys, we speak our mind. Usually, we poke fun, sometimes we rave and other times, well, we just hate. This is one of those times. If a little humorous hate offends you, please, do keep reading.
Eric from Sean Cody likes to role-play. In this video, he role-plays that he’s hot.
As his video starts, Sean Cody asks why he likes to show off. With his head bobbling, he explains “Cause I know what I got.” Huh? Like what? Hair? Clothes? Skin? Pumps?
Further on in the video, he says that he’s straight. Then, he explains that he’s fooled around with a guy, oral sex included. Head bobbling, he further explains that he currently has two girlfriends… and had a boyfriend. Yep, you’re straight.
Ugh, and then he flexes for the camera and makes fugly face. While flexing his “arms”, he looks into the camera and makes a homeless killer face like he wants me to unsubscribe and grab a refund. Then, he looks over his body and admires his dragged out stretch marks like they’re new, but they’re not.
Oh god, and then he jacks off. Oh is that so ugly. The sounds he’s making and his face. And then, he cums, and it looks like he’s about to die, but he’s not, it’s just that homeless killer look again.
Seriously, Eric, stop it already. You’d be so much hotter if you didn’t act as though everything wants you. I mean, look, in your pictures on Sean Cody, you’re either standing like Miss America or a gay flight attendant. You’ve had a boyfriend, and those two blow-up girlfriends don’t count. We’d all love you so much more if the next time you’re asked why you like to show off, you tell us what Chaz did, “Rent is due!”
Posted in ChaosMen3 years, 8 months ago at 9:34 pm
(43 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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ChaosMen’s Chaz is cute and hung, but what you’ll like most about him is that he’s a shooter. In his video, his cumshot travels a good 4-5 feet. After cumming, Bryan Ockert asks Chaz if he usually shoots so far. He with “Umm… sometimes, but it’s usually in my girlfriends mouth.” LOL, nice Chaz, thanks for telling the Internet that your girlfriend has fake titties and swallows like a hatchling.
If you really like Chaz, you’re in luck. His model application to ChaosMen started with an e-mail that included a picture and this line:
“I need to do a video now! Rent is due!”
Not exactly the circumstances one would hope a pornstar would be born under, but, whatever. Check back again next month, when the rent’s due again. In the meantime, loop that cumshot.
One last thing, checkout Chaz’s pubes. He trimmed them into a v-shape. Makes his cock look like it has eye brows, or horns. LOL, who the fuck does that!?
Straight College Men flew seven of their straight guys out to Hawaii for a tropical retreat. Included in the group are Rhett, Kevin, Erik, Max, Lane, Grayson and Killian. While in Hawaii, the guys will film 4 2SCM episodes of them hanging out naked on a boat, skinny dipping in open-ocean and participating in other homoerotic activities. For each episode, subscribers of Straight College Men will vote on how to distribute $10,000 to the guys. With 4 episodes total, there is $40,000 at stake. Votes will be collected for 2 weeks after each entire episode airs.
So, basically, this is a competition for attention. Sound like a setup for lots of crying over spilled seed? Maybe. Check out straightcollegemen.com and tell us what you think.
College Dudes 24/7′s Cory Flynt has returned in a new video where he rims, fucks and destroys Titus Gallen’s asshole. Unfortunately, by the looks of it, it was already destroyed. But, Cory still fucks him. By the way, who the frank comes up with these porn star names? Titus Gallen? Are you serious? Like, Titus Gallen of Pompei or what?
Cory Flynt of course, as everyone knows, is hung. Titus is noisy as fuck while getting pummeled by Cory. Considering he was being ass fucked by Cory, the noise was expected, but just not as much as Titus espouses. Someone please give him a ball gag for his next video.
Almost forgot, can someone please explain Cory’s reaction around 9 minutes and 30 seconds into the video.
After each demonstrated how not to suck dick, they cock-fought, kissed, sucked nips and then rushed on to fucking. Lucas eagerly hopped on Conner’s pole, got to riding and popped a hardon almost immediately. Watching Lucas’s cock bounce up and down while he pranced all over Conner’s shaft was hot. It always is.
While riding his cock, Lucas goes crazy and strangles Conner. I think it was a momentary lapse. Lucas forgot he had a cock in his ass and for a second mistook Conner for a MILF.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 2:04 am
(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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Curtis from Sean Cody is pretty hot. That smile, that body and that large meat-kabob cock nestled amidst a toasted saffron patch of pubic hair scented with cumin-like ball musk.
Besides what you can see, all you need to know about Curtis is that he is 18-years-old, uber kinky and his girlfriend is a stripper. Sounds like the perfect couple. Now, it’s only a matter of time before Curtis spends as much time with poles as his girlfriend does.
Speaking of which, we have some exclusive footage of his girlfriend practicing her routine:
Corbin Fisher’s latest porn video has Dante getting super-fucked by mega-stud Cade. Dante asked specifically to be paired with Cade. He has good taste.
We have not blogged about Straight College Men for quite some time. After receiving numerous e-mails about Rhett Watcher at 2SCM, we investigated. What we found was a quirky, snide and likable stud with one hell of a tool. His solo videos on 2SCM are good, but suffer from pornographer hand creep syndrome. For those unfamiliar with PHCS:
Pornographer Hand Creep Syndrome occurs when someone involved in the filming of a porn film, generally repulsive, allows their hand to enter the shot and grope around until it comes into contact with a sexual organ. At which point, through a series of disgusting gyrations and vertical motions, induces vomiting in the viewer followed by long-term psychological trauma, eventually leading to erectile dysfunction. The only known cure for the complications of PHCS is Naked Straight Guys.
Anyway, so Rhett’s initial Watcher videos suffered from PHCS, and quite frankly, it wasn’t interested in seeing anymore. But, the latest jerk off video featuring Rhett and his best friend Erik, is PHCS free and hot to trot.
Watching two real-world friends interact, play nude, kiss presumably for the first-time and then taste each others cum load is just good WMV. The nervous laughter, snarky jokes (we love snarky btw) and genuine interaction is refreshing. The dynamic just works and is great to watch.
There’s no need for us to write or for you to read anymore. This is one of the most entertaining and hot videos to be seen on Straight College Men. Oh and, just so you know, not only are Rhett and Erik best friends, they both were kicked out of the same three high schools due to rumors of starring in gay porn. Yes, you read that right, high school!
College Dudes 24/7 is really doing a good job pumping out films staged in unique and exotic locales. In their latest video, with Rusty fucking Shane, they filmed on-location at an ancient temple situated directly beneath the flight path of an airport somewhere in Miami.
Despite the slightly cheesy dialog, Rusty and Shane otherwise perform quite naturally. Their performance was so genuine in fact, it felt voyeuristic. Almost as though you were spying on two hot and well-hung men fucking in a temple via magical hidden cameras that can fly without being seen. Very similar to those military drones, but about the size of a horse-fly and with Klingon cloaking technology.
Anyway, the fuck scenes were hot and steamy. Shane is as passionate of a bottom as he is a top. Rusty of course plays the masculine role well and drives Shane hard towards his infamous cum-splosions. After Shane ruins the temple’s pillows with cum, a sweat-drenched Rusty trembles as he unloads his musky-man-milk onto Shane’s knockers.
This is the best video of the week, don’t be a bore and miss it! If you’re a party-pooper or party-with-poop, don’t click here.
Posted in Corbin Fisher3 years, 8 months ago at 5:00 pm
(25 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Corbin Fisher just released a video featuring Dave fucking Dawson. It’s been about 2-years since Dawson was last ass fucked and he was eager to be plowed by Dave. The fuck scenes were intense, as they always are with Dawson. He is a noisy and dramatic bottom (and top). Watching him orgasm is even more theatric. If you’re into convulsive male orgasms, click here to watch Dawson’s slap out yet another spasmodic cumshot.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 2:53 pm
(17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Forrest gets fucked by Cooper over at Sean Cody. Notably, Forrest is a virgin and has a really hairy asshole. It’s thick like a forest. Speaking of which, Cooper really needs to see a professional about his hair, it’s starting to look ancient Rome’ish.
Nothing particularly spectacular about this video IMO. What do you think? Hover over the stars near the title (“Fucking Forrest”) and rate these two Cody’ites.
Conner Dane of College Dudes 24/7 is from Denver, Colorado. He likes to go shopping, cook, garden and get pedicures with the boys. Yeah right, and you’re not a girl in bed.
This is Conner’s first time in porn, so it makes him a genuine amateur straight guy. He’s lived in Colorado all his life and is an avid snow boarder. Loves to do shit outdoors, including slamming girls against trees and fucking them (really). He also loves anal and enjoys sticking his double half-pipe down girl’s (and guys) throats. In fact, he’s had his cock down the throat of two guys already. So, his open-minded ass has been there and done that, got the t-shirt, but straight in spite.Â
I love the questions that were asked during the interview, clearly coming from the mouth of a man who’s tasted cock on more than one occassion. My favorites:
“What kind of camping do you do?” Oral? Anal? Group?
“What’s a half-pipe?”Â
“Do you do like complete circle flips?”
LOL, wtf, circle flips? You go girl!
Anyway, love Conner’s low voice and biggish man-stick. Certainly worth the click, if you were allowed to. But, you’re not, so, you’ll just have to deal with not clicking here.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 8 months ago at 4:30 pm
(15 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Ken from Sean Cody is a hot amateur straight guy… or not. Despite his rough appearance, military bod, huge temple veins and not-so-glamorous tattoo, he’s super gay. He’s super gay because even after cumming, he still fucks himself with a glass dildo. What a trooper.
Yet another scandal at College Dudes 24/7. Christian Jade and his sinister grin were caught on camera fucking a Kewpie on Willy Wonka’s couch. They were later photographed engaged in a power struggle, ala Tom and Oprah while Christian drove his disproportionally large cock deep into the bossy bottom’s frightened ass. Fortunately, this was all caught on video, even the Kewpie’s cumshot.
Posted in Sean Cody3 years, 9 months ago at 4:15 pm
(18 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Scott from Sean Cody reminds me of Michael Phelps. Both have massive bodies, little body hair, “that look” on their faces (see last photo) and each is an Olympian in their own right. If only the Olympics offered competitive cock-sizing, Scott would have a shot at gold.
Corbin Fisher’s latest video features Joel fucking Travis. Not a fan of Joel, but Travis is damn sexy. Though, I will give Joel credit, he eats ass like a freak. Seriously, Joel was digging into Travis’s crack like the cookie monster. Then, while fucking Travis, he does this:
WTF? I can’t tell if he’s inhaling funk or biting down. Either way, it looks fucking scary.
Anyway, after giving up on Travis’s toes, Joel resumes figuratively pounding the the crap out of Travis’s quivering ass. Travis cums explosively while getting fucked and manages to look fine in the process. In contrast, with a freaked out look on his face, Joel continues to fuck Travis until he pulls out and cums on Travis’s glutes. Pretty hot though, but Joel’s still a freak.
Stating the obvious here, but JT from Corbin Fisher has a big dick. He’s 23, straight and cocky. Corbin asked him about his first sexual experience. He said he was twelve and it was with a girl he found down the street. Corbin then asked what happened, and JT replies with “we both lost our virginity”. Well, yeah, obviously Skeletor.
Despite the cockiness, crappy necklace, MIA butt and wart on his left hand, JT’s low hangers, huge cock, big feet and cumshot are worth the click.
Posted in ChaosMen3 years, 9 months ago at 3:01 am
(23 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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In the comments of Lansing’s earlier post, Keith pointed out that there is a lot of sucking going on at Naked Straight Guys today. Yes, it is true, we did not actually watch all of Lansing’s video. To our defense, there was a lot of sucking going on. Anyway, it’s a shame easily corrected. We re-played the video and watched for the best part, Lansing’s spectacular cumshot.
Lansing shoots for show, he really does. Powerful geysers of cum rocketed from his cock as he clenched forward in bliss. With cum raining down around him, he finished off with spouting scattered showers of glistening man-sap. This is of course overly dramatic, but, you get the point, it was hot.
Now, if you’d stop hassling the monkey for a second, you can see more by clicking here.
Posted in ChaosMen3 years, 9 months ago at 8:24 pm
(23 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Lansing from ChaosMen has a hot ass. It’s plump and bubbly. For this, we’ll be nice. No jokes, insults or snarky stabs. Just for this one time, you can have your wood on the rocks while you stare stupidly gawk at Lance’s photos and video.
Though, let’s not forget that this miracle won’t continue forever. We all know that the “Serviced” videos are soon to return. It’s inevitable, just like the mess you’re soon to make, but enjoy!
(22 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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(28 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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