Gods help us, it’s another frakking ChaosMen Edge video. This time, it’s with our old friend Chance. And believe me, that doesn’t change a thing. These frakking Edge videos are so damn bizarre. Laced between those stupid heartbeats, Bryan Ockert starts shoving a giant pink dildo into Chance’s mouth. Now what the frak is the chance of that happening? Of course, after that, it’s the usual stroking, age spots, the waning hairicane and red-faced boss-administered blowjobs. Oh gods, I’m watching it as we speak and here comes that frakking dildo again. Bryan is really trying to shove it in Chance’s ass. But, it won’t go, it’s too big. Oh wait, nevermind, it’s in. I really can’t watch much more of this and I’m skipping ahead. I see Bryan’s head speed by, buried in Chance’s ass, that stupid pink dildo, more sucking, Chance yanking on Bryan’s dick and Bryan cumming. Yes, really. On to Chance’s cumshot, it’s good. Big, runny and in Bryan’s eye. Now, what’s the chance of that? Click here to find out!

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ChaosMen wrote:

I was never able to talk Chance into doing more full-on guy-on-guy work.

But he did say he had fun doing the Serviced video and wanted to do more work that wasn’t so interactive.

So I thought I would get him in for an Edge video, which were bascially designed to ease the straight guys into doing ‘more’. Pushing their limits so they can see they can in fact do more with a dude than get his dick sucked.

Of course, I would run into guys that had no limits (Teague comes to mind!), but over all, most of the guys really stick to a very narrow range of things they will do.

Chance is one fo those guys, so if you watch the fantasy stuff, just know, I am really pushing him out of his comfort zone.

Some pretty hot dominate stuff going on, so hopefully you can all appreaciate it!

The last time I saw ChaosMen’s Zane, his name was Todd and he was getting fucked by Corbin Fisher’s Cade. Which, by the way, was a very hot video.

So, I was a bit surprised to see Todd, I mean Zane, appear on ChaosMen in an “Edge” video. Yes, exactly, one of those videos. And this one is annoying as ever. From the stupid overlaid heart beat sound effect, the blind fold, the headphones, his dick, his hair and everything else – I hate it all. It’s avant-garde camel shit and it sucks.

Fortunately, Zane’s appeal manages to rise above the genius editing that is “Edge”. Even while cringing, I was still able to admire his big muscular body and thick Texan cock. I even liked his NAVY anchor tattoo on his left shoulder.

This video raises a few important questions. First, why the fuck did you go from being fucked by Cade to getting sucked by the old maid? And second, do you consider it a miracle that you stayed hard during your “Edge” video?

Open ChaosMen: Zane and Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Men: Cade Fucks Todd in a new window

ChaosMen and Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Men wrote:

Did you ever want to make the high school jock sniff and eat his dirty jockstrap?

I did.

Maybe you do to?

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I think it was pretty clear, when he got paired up to bottom for Brent, that Todd had a real curiosity about doing stuff with another guy and was more than willing to get fucked. It was pretty hot seeing the looks of obvious pleasure on his face as Brent did him, and immediately after I filmed that video I decided we really had to get another one shot, as well!

With Todd being so big and muscular, Cade seemed like a perfect partner for him as he is also a big, muscular, buff stud. Clearly, Todd appreciated that fact and you can see that from the looks on his face as the action gets going here! Just as he did with Brent, Todd gets this focused look on his face, as well as a smile he can’t hide, that betray the fact that he couldn’t possibly be more excited about what is going on. I think we’ve officially passed the “curious” stage and are at the point where he’s just doing what he loves to do! As Todd sucks Cade’s dick, it looks like a labor of love. I don’t think I’ve ever filmed a guy enjoying themselves so much while sucking off a fellow Corbin Fisher stud. There are times where he’s obviously sucking with the intention of making Cade feel good, but other times where he’s obviously just relishing the fact that he has another man’s dick in his mouth and is entirely consumed by that fact.

By the time we get to the fucking, both of these guys are in top form! Seeing all that muscle flexing, tightening, and glistening with sweat is pretty damn hot, and hearing Todd’s moans as Cade pumps his ass is hot as heck. Cade’s dick is definitely thicker than Brent’s but Todd handles it with no problem!

There’s something insanely hot about seeing a stud as big and buff as Todd getting totally worked over by Cade. He obviously couldn’t be happier as Cade pumps his ass, and the closer he gets to orgasm the more he begins to talk dirty and beg for Cade to fuck him harder. Todd looks like he’s in heaven as he covers his own rock hard abs in his load while Cade fucks him. He looks even more in heaven when Cade cums in his mouth!

Just finished watching the Tyra Banks episode featuring gay-for-pay pornstars Kurt Wild, Aaron “AJ” James and Dean Coxx.

The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:

But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:

On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!

If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett…  <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”

Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.

Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.

Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.

Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.

Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.

Watch Tyra Banks’s Gay-For-Pay Show

Here are 5 video clips of the Tyra Banks gay-for-pay interview. Thanks Tyra!

Tyra Banks wrote:

Meet the straight men who make a lucrative living pretending to be gay — and the women they date. Straight men who are in relationships and even have children will talk about being gay for pay. Then, one of the most popular gay porn star duos reveal how they got involved in the gay sex industry even though they’re straight men.

After the show Annie got a chance to sit down with Kurt Wild and have a heart-to-heart. Kurt admitted that being in porn is having a negative effect on him. Kurt hopes to get out of the industry soon.

ChaosMen’s RAW video of Jayce & Teague sounded good. They bareback in their video and Teague eats his own cum off of Jacye’s hole. So, I downloaded the video and watched.

Where do I begin? Let’s start with Teague, who has the worst haircut I’ve ever seen, some crappy Italian gay-beard and those grungy fairy wings inked onto his back. At least Jayce was doing something for me. Barney crapped on his ass though.

The video was supposed to be filled with amazing energy and chemistry. Instead, I saw hideous tattoos, bad hair and where Gorbachev’s head crashed into Jayce’s ass. And before you start thinking I hate tattoos, you’re right, I do.

Why the fuck would you take a hot body and start pumping ink into it like some retarded 3-year-old? Does that make any fucking sense? That guy in the tattoo parlor isn’t exactly Da Vinci my friend.

Anyway, back to cocks at ChaosMen. While I didn’t love the whole glory hole and pissing shit. Barett had one hell of a cock. Huge and shapely. If you can stomach Tris, take a look.

Open ChaosMen: Jayce & Teague RAW and Open ChaosMen: Barett & Tris G:hOle in a new window

ChaosMen wrote:

Let’s see if I can do this summary in as few words as possible, since the action speaks for its’ hotness.

Flip-Flop Raw.

Amazing Energy & Chemistry.

Jayce fucks Teague till he pulls out at the last second and nuts all over Teague’s hole. Shoving it back in.

Teague returns the favor, but then eats his cum off of Jayce’s hole.

Beyond hot!

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I pronounce this the best Glory Hole video on the site!

It helps that I am not performing in it, allowing me to get better camera angles, but mostly, I had two very eager boys.

Barett is straight guy that hasn’t been on the site yet. I didn’t want to air his solo or photo series (yet) ‘cuz I like the anonymity of the Glory Hole thing. Even though there is a rhythm to the videos, I figured a bit of “just a random guy” would spice things up.

Tris is an amazing cock sucker, and Barett has an enormous dick that looks good stroking as well as through the hole. Before the shoot, Tris secretly whispered to me “Uh, he really is straight.” Yes even the gay models don’t believe most of these guys identify as straight- until they meet them.

Barett said he would get his dick sucked, but he was really enjoying the sensation Tris was giving him. He “volunteered” to suck some cock back. Tris got pretty excited having a straight dude blow him, and nutted a bit in his mouth. We did a quick cut as Barett got a bit more than he bargained for, and wasn’t quite ready for that. I would have left it in, but the gagging wasn’t a good gag!

But fair is fair, and Tris gets down to the serious job of making Barett nut. Tris makes him cum and eats most of his cum, leaving a delicious drop on his face. Barett sits down on the toilet exhausted, while Tris looks at him through the hole and VERY quickly spills his load on the floor.

Even if you aren’t a fan of this genre, this is a seriously hot video!

For those of you who watched ChaosMen’s Connor and Degan video and liked it, I have a question for you. Can you please explain what pleasures are to be had from watching burnt hairy old birds covered in tattoos fuck?

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ChaosMen wrote:

Nuffin’ like a side-by-side jack off that turns into a major fucking.

Ok, not a complete surprise, as we always discuss everyone’s limits. But the deal with Connor was, try this, try that, and if you think you can do more… then do more.

He did more!

Surprisingly, eager bottom Degan was struggling to lead the newbie through the gay sex.

Well, actually, I shouldn’t be surprised. I set up his last couple videos to really take advantage of his passive/submissive streak. The videos just start off with him in a position to be dominated.

But I knew Connor needed to be eased into a few things. While he is no pussy about it, clearly he’s not sure what to do at the beginning. He checks in with me quite a bit, and you can really tell he can’t believe he is playing with another dude’s dick.

So Degan was a bit forced to take the initiative, and you can see it was a hard for him. I think he jut wants to be used, abused and blissfully ass rammed!

And then the magic happened like it did with Degan’s previous videos. Connor just needed to see his fact cock splitting Degan in two, and then seeing just how turned on it made Degan- it really brought out his Dominate side.

Once again, Degan literally gets the cum fucked out of him, while Connor bust all over his ass, spreading his load all over his new bitch.

If you like your men extra manly and mature, and bit tough…wow, you can’t go wrong with this nearly flawless video.

Jebidiah from ChaosMen has a really big dick. Which means, his girlfriend has a really big vagina. Isn’t it funny how it’s hot for Jebidiah’s sexual organ to be huge, but Elly May’s gigantic pussy is just disgusting.

What about a big asshole? Is that hot? Because Jebidiah said he just recently had anal sex with Elly May for the first time.

Click here to see what it takes to get your own big asshole, and pussy, if you have one.

For more of Jebidiah’s vagina stretcher, checkout his four other shirtless and nude galleries (1, 2, 3 & 4) along with his two videos below as pornstar alias Brett Fyre on Next Door Male:

Open ChaosMen: Jebidiah, Seth, Ivan & Teo Raw, Dyson Toys, Dax, Degan & Slade in a new window

ChaosMen wrote:

It’s GINORMOUS!

Jebidiah has got a big ‘ole dick on him, and he certainly can go far with his porn cock.

Yes, I did wait a couple weeks for his pubes to grow back, but this is about all I got.

He’s got a tint of red to his hair, and am pretty sure the carpet would be red on him. Dang!

But geez this kid can work his stick. He was super turned on and plays well to you viewers.

He seems settled on doing solos for sites, and not doing anything more advanced than that, so if you like young dudes with super big bones, you should gobble this video up!

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Seth had done some video work elsewhere and was thinking about giving it a go again. As many of you know, the guys tend to submit themselves everywhere, so I figure by the time this video airs he will be all over the place. Sorry!

If he’s new to ya then alright! Seth is at all guy, about 6’2″, and is actually pretty nicely endowed, its just his dick matches his big size.

He grew up in a religious background, and I guess is one of those kids that ended up partying and doing the opposite of everything he was told to do.

His solo was a no brainer, as he’d done enough before that he was real smooth. You can tell though, he still loves to show off and really gets off on the whole process.

He’s not sure he’s gonna go down the guy-on-guy path, as he said he was sticking to solos, but ya never know, he might run out of studios only wanting solos with him. It be nice to mix him in with some of my guys and see what the chemsitry is like.

Enjoy!

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Before we begin let me remind everyone that this site is not “all” about barebacking. The site is a little of this and a little of that. Everyone did the proper testing, and neither performer is going to be all about condom-free.

Both Ivan and Teo were looking to spice things up, so like they would for a straight film, they made sure they were “all clear” and amped things up on the set without condoms.

Teo had a blast, as he finally got to play and suck a dick just like his. Ivan, though nervous to start with, enjoyed someone who knew how to play with the extra skin. Through out the shoot, he is smiling with disbelief that he is actually fucking a dude.

He’s never actually even ever fucked a girl in the ass, so his learning curve was a bit steeper than most.

I have to admit, it sure was easy to film as they both clearly got into the fucking. Watching Ivan’s uncut cock slide in and out as Teo jerks his own uncut cock at rapid fire is way hot to see.

We got Teo in his traditional “on his back” to cum postion. It’s truly the best way to make him bust with the other guys. While Ivan did surprisingly well jerking his dick off onto Teo’s own spurting cock. I love these well-timed cumshots as it’s such a cum fest!

If you’ve been waiting a while for a condom-free video to come back to ChaosMen, NOW would be the time to re-join!

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I was planning on hooking Dyson up with another dude. Neither of them had bottomed, so it was going to be a coin toss or maybe a flip-flop video as they both tested out the waters.

But I, like a dumbass, didn’t realize that booking models on July 5th was not a good idea. I guess I am used to a relaxing 4th of July with spent at a BBQ and small parties. Then maybe swing by a fireworks display, with a somewhat early evening.

Both the other model and Dyson took the opportunity to party like rockstars. The main issue was the other model had to board a plane at 11 am on the 5th. He woke up late, without a car, hung over, and in a stranger’s bed on the opposite side of the city. No chance to make it, and he was in no condition to fly.

Grrrrrr…

So I called Dyson to let him know that the gig went belly up, and it turns out he was hurting from partying the night before as well. He needed the money so I thought why not wait a day and have him do a Toy video so he can see that he can get off by sticking things in his butt.

Boy, did that ever work!

Sometimes when I watch toy videos, the guy’s dick will invariably wilt a couple times during the video and they have to stop and recharge. Which I guess means to me, they aren’t getting off to it.

Well, Dyson’s dick just got harder and harder the bigger the toy got.

We tried out a FleshJack as they had sent me a bunch for product placement. Not sure this is a good video to showcase their product. He struggled with it for a bit, and it just generally was a challenge for him.

The real fun was the various butt plugs I got for him. He leveled -up twice and finally decided to tackle the uber-pink-flesh colored dildo.

A little bit of a struggle as his lube covered hands tried to get it in. He’s for sure an amateur at navigating a toy up his hole.

He got it up there and I saw his dick jump another level and he murmured to me that it was gonna make him cum. I quickly moved my cameras into position, just in time to catch him bust a gloppy nut.

This is a pretty dang good Toy video, so I hope you will enjoy. And maybe we can get Dyson to try some anal action with a dude in the future!

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Dax is a cute Latin straight boy who has kind of found himself with a small group of gay friends, some of which have been encouraging him to do video work.

They tend to be nudists and all hang out at a nude beach. Dax isn’t shy about whipping his clothes off. He’s a show’er and grow’er, so his buds knew that he was packing a big uncut knob, and wanted to see it, if not in action, at least at attention.

So he was a little bewildered and I guess, goofily surprised to find himself being photographed and rubbing one off for the cameras.

Geez, does he have a big dick! He’s not a ‘lil guy, but his dick makes him look small in comparison.

Cute kid. Not sure I can talk him in to doing guy-on-guy stuff, but his gay friends are sure happy to see his dick and full attention, and squirting out gobs of DNA!

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So this movie creeped over the 20 minute mark, so it’s a big file!

As usual,

And the dude just fuckin’ takes it! One of the toys is pretty dang big, and it looks amazing sticking out of his butt.

Then, we finally get to see Slade let loose and really pound a dude with his giant cock! It’s astounding that Degan can take it!

This movie will go on my list of the top 10 Hottest Videos on the site! Admittedly, I think there are more then 10 on my top 10 though! But if you like dominate play, it will be on your list as well.

I think I am gonna continue to explore Degan’s passive side. Maybe next time I can get him to suck some dick!

Brett Fyre, he’s 19, he’s hot and he’s got a big cock. What else do you need to know about Brett Fyre? Brett is our newest addition to the lineup here at Next Door Male. This young, hung stud will be displaying his sexual side as he gets a bite to eat in the kitchen, and while he strokes himself to completion to a dirty movie in his bedroom.

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Brett Fyre is back, and he’s still 19, still hot and still has that big cock of his.

Brett did a scene for us a few months back and he liked the experience of being in front of the camera so much that he wanted to try it again.

This young guy starts in the shower, and then moves to the bed where he chases down a very satisfying orgasm.

Enjoy!

We caught ChaosMen’s Sebastian in the middle of a government cover-up. However, while we would normally fight to stop the concealment of the truth, in this case, we told Sebastian it was okay. Actually, we asked him if he could just strike that pose permanently. Nice fucking cock btw.

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ChaosMen wrote:

I feel like I have had a run on straight guys who are getting turned on by ass eating. I guess not too many girls will do it, and it must spark a certain “something” in them.

As I said last week, his solo, he volunteered to do a Serviced video.

He’s pretty quiet, but fortunately, he’s not staring at the porn. He not “checked out” like some dudes are. Clearly, he is a bit nervous, bit his dick just doesn’t wilt once.

I flipped him over for some rimming, and suddenly I was getting some heavy breathing and murmuring (no, not moaning). Not over the top, but certainly more enthusiastic.

I flipped him on his back and was gonna go to make him bust, but he got quiet again, so I thought maybe the ass eating was really what he wanted.

I flipped him doggy style again, but this time I inserted a little finger action, trying my best to massage his prostate. A little hard to do at the angle I had, but I think I nailed it.

Sebastian cums pretty quickly, and the cumshot is fast and furious as he jerks up. There is some fun cum play that I’ve never been able to really do, and that certainly makes this Serviced video stand on it’s own. A little POV at the end-make ya feel like you are there.

ChaosMen’s Jagger has a rat’s nest on his head and is part Asian. Knowing this, you can imagine how surprised we were to hear him speak English and see his considerably sized cock. On the other hand, we weren’t surprised to see that rat’s nest on his head.

What I like most about Jagger is his sexry armond eyes, messry hair, rong shinry cock, ugry tattroos and that he’s arways smiring. There’s rots to rove about Jagger, and I only hope your ugry racial stereotypers don’t prevent roo from cricking here and subscribering, sheariousree.

Finary, if cracker make you honry, crick here to watch Vance lance Lansing.

Oh, and, if you’re not a fan of Hard Gay, you should be:

Hard Gay Wrestling Move

Hard Gay Wins a Wrestling Match

Open ChaosMen: Jagger and Lansing & Vance in a new rindow

ChaosMen wrote:

Holy crap this dude is smoldering hot!

Ok, so yeah, he’s got some crazy tattoos goin on, but his body is amazing, and you can tell he just loves being on film!

Jagger is about a quarter Asian (The Asian gene is very strong btw) so even though he has a kiss of it, it enough to give him a totally unique and exotic vibe.

He works out with body builders, does Jiu-Jitsu, and basically is a super-friendly bad ass.

Here is another dude that seems to be nervous about working with guys, but realizes his look is more marketable to a male audience than a straight audience. So he is definitely thinking of trying more scenes. Though he did request to take his time.

The boy has an amazing look, so I am super pleased to be bringing him to you!

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It took Lansing a while to come back and say he wanted to do a full-on video. And he actually suggested bottoming, which might not be a surprise to viewers.

And of course, Vance had recently show up at my door ready to work full-time. And yes, he has orders to get his fur back, so it will slowly be re-appearing with each appearance.

I think the two of them look amazing together. Vance can certainly fuck good, and Lansing has that demure body language that is sexy and says, “Come fuck me” in a subtle but strong way.

I’m not sure if Lansing will be back. This was the last video I shot with him. I totally don’t know much about his personal life. He seems very quiet and shy to me. But I just get the feeling that filming this movie might have been a scary wake-up call to him that he was really into the gay sex.

So no calls back from him. I think maybe some day he might decided it’s ok to play with boys, but for now, I sense (but don’t know at all) that he figuring out who he is.

Anyway, this is a spectacular video, with two guys, that literally belong together.

If it wasn’t for the fact that Chance blows a rewind-worthy load, I would have skipped blogging about this video. These Serviced videos are so traumatizing that I’m struggling to roast them. In fact, as you can see, I couldn’t even begin to roast this one.

If you can come up with something funny, post it in the comments!

After leaving a comment, watch the videos of Bubbles and Desiree below. Hilarious!

Open ChaosMen: Chance Serviced in a new window

Videos of Bubbles Devere, Roman Devere and Desiree Devere from the show Little Britain:

Little Britain: Bubbles Devere meets ex-husband’s new wife Desiree:

Little Britain: Bubbles & Desiree bitch fighting over Roman Devere:

ChaosMen wrote:

This one has a crazy funny ending!

I know you guys like to skip to the end, but you gotta spend a little time watching extra nervous Chance slowly melt into the blow job. It took a few times of me whispering “relax” and “breathe” but he finally got into it.

I was really surprised that Chance was so stiff and nervous. He’s got several gay friends, and didn’t seem worried, but boy when he sat down he was all but frozen in his seat.

What didn’t surprise me was what a crazy shooter he is. If you remember from his solo, ropes of cum goes shooting out of this guy.

During the cumshot I try to balance it out so that fans of cum eating know that a couple squirts go down the back of the throat, but then pull away in time so you can see him nut. It’s surprisingly challenging to make sure it all plays out well.

This time I was bound and determined to take a full on facial. I actually have a video that I haven’t aired (perhaps a bonus on a DVD) that has the same thing, but I jerk back so hard with surprise, that it is hysterical. My friends previewed and rolled around on the floor laughing so hard that I thought, “Ok, not the effect I want.”

I realized that I had better switch from oral to fast jerking, and lined myself up for the firing squad.

This time out, Chance is the one stifling the laughs, as he just cum and cums and cums like a sprinkler head, coating my hair, eyelashes and dumping a huge pile on the comforter. It’s craaaaaaaazy!

And this time, I didn’t flinch!

Enjoy!

ChaosMen’s Chance is 20, 5’8″, loves Hispanic girls, has a girlfriend and no, he’s not cross-eyed. His friend pushed him to do porn, along with the encouragement of his girlfriend. In fact, she wants the video. Sounds like they really want the best for him.

Chance has big meaty balls, a nice cock and can shoot for a living. When asked what he likes to do with girls, he said he likes to get straight to the point and fuck ‘em. No “pussy footin’ around”. Yeah, well, good for you, because most straight girls don’t like men standing in their vagina.

Most of the solo video honestly was crap. Watching someone masturbate gets boring fast, and throwing in a bazillion angles doesn’t make it any better. Fortunately for this video, Chance is a shooter and his cumshot was impressive. Just skip towards the end and you’ll be fine.

And, hey, it’s Chance’s theme song. It features two upcoming models from ChaosMen. Something to look forward to! Love the plastic pony, I want one.

Erasure – Take A Chance On Me Video

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ChaosMen wrote:

When Chance answered a questionnaire about the types of modeling he would like to do, he indicated he wouldn’t really be interested in nude stuff, ‘cuz basically he didn’t think he had a giant porn cock.

The friend that was encouraging him to come in and do a solo was persistent, and I finally got some updated pictures of him and was blown away.

This kid has got amazing bone structure, black hair, ice blue eyes, and a tight little body. This vehicle comes nicely equipped too.

And Chance loved doing the photos and the solo. Not because he got turned on by showing off, as some models do, but more that he just couldn’t believe that I (and you, the audience) would think he is hot.

Very humble guy. He doesn’t have low self-esteem, he just thinks he looks like “everyone else”.

Well, he sure doesn’t. I love this guy’s look, and hope to get him back for more. He seemed curious, but not committed to taking on a dude.

His cumshot was amazing, and we both started laughing when it just kept cumming and cumming!

ChaosMen just released a video with Vance. He looks familiar because he appeared numerous times on Sean Cody as Gage. His body is not as tight as it was when he filmed at Sean Cody, but he’s still looking fine.

In the video at ChaosMen, Vance blinks like a mofo. It’s odd, but hot.

Has Vance appeared at any other sites besides Sean Cody?

Vance Blinkgasms Video

Anyway, so the following is one of my favorite scenes from the movie Airplane!. It’s the second slap from Leslie Nelson that really makes it priceless. Like he figures he should give her one for the road. Classic scene for a classic movie.

Hysterical Airplane! Slap (“I’ve gotta get out of here!”) Video

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ChaosMen wrote:

The name game goes on! You might know him at other locations by another name (Gage), but here on ChaosMen, he is Vance. I know it’s frustrating for fans, but I do try to keep names unique on the site making it easier to use the Search tool.

Vance is a somewhat local dude for me, and after flying across the country for shoots, he got tired of flying and the stress headaches that goes with it. So that’s how he ended up at my front door.

So here is a guy who has done pretty much everything. Seems very easy going and super polite. I’ve had so many nervous straight guys lately, that I thought it would rock to have another straight model who could lead the way.

He was eager to make some money for school, and actually suggested a Serviced video. So even though he’s done more elsewhere, he’s gonna get the ChaosMen Oral Treatment next week.

I really like this kid, and feel certain he will make a great part of posse! So stay tuned for more Vance.

Sean Cody’s Evan is fresh out of the Marines. He was a combat air traffic controller, and one hell of a cute one at that. Surprisingly, he’s gay, loves it doggie style, reverse cowboy and is the boyfriend of the interviewer at Sean Cody! Lucky bastard.

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Sean Cody wrote:

“So we have another military boy,” our interviewer said. “You just got out of the Marines.”

“Yes, Sunday actually,” Evan said. Sunday had been a mere two days prior.

“I was a combat air traffic controller,” Evan explained.

“So you basically blew up bad guys,” our interviewer replied.

“Pretty much, yeah.”

When asked about his orientation, Evan replied “gay,” and when asked about his pitcher/catcher status he laughed and said, “I’m versatile.”

Why are all Marines so fucking hot? I mean really. Evan has puppy dog eyes with a perfect smile and a lean, ripped body. And he’s gay to boot!

“What’s your favorite position when you’re getting pounded?” he was asked.

He laughed, then replied, “Doggie style. Actually, it’s reverse cowboy.”

And finally: “Does your boyfriend know that you’re doing this?”

Still laughing, Evan replied, “Uh, yeah.”

Now if it seems like the interviewer already knew all the answers to the questions before he asked them, it’s because he did. Evan is the interviewer’s boyfriend!

Yes, we have a hot staff here at SeanCody.com!

ChaosMen is back with another “Edge” video featuring Dalton. A few more of these and I’m selling my eyes.

Seriously, nice cock and all, but the whole “Edge” video concept is freaking me out. The overlaid heartbeat, creepy sounds and jumpy cuts are just not sexy. How is anyone supposed to get an erection when they’re waiting for the fucking Grudge girl to crawl out of their monitor? On top of that, while Christine’s yanking on Dalton’s cock, she’s fixated on the damn thing like a cat about to kill a bird. Then the abrupt return of that scary music makes me think she’s going to lose it and go all crazy gouging her eyes out with his penis. Soooo, fucking, scary. Oh and, would it kill you to wear a god damn hat?

Scary Movie 4 – Funny Grudge Boy Video

But, I’m supposed to be selling this stuff, so let me say something nice. Okay, so, first off, Dalton is hot. Yeah, he’s not ripped, facially stunning or monstrously hung, but he’s nonetheless attractive. Maybe it’s the dildump, or perhaps it’s his laid-back and compliant persona. Appealing because we all see that if we catch him in Walmart, we put that shitty black eye mask over his eyes and he’ll let us do whatever the hell we want to him. And when we’re done, he’ll kill us.

Dalton’s Dildump Video

So, anyway, crazy “Edge” crap aside, the Dalton video is pretty hot. But, for the next “Edge” video, it’s Christine’s turn to wear the mask permanently.

Now, on another note, but related to our Phantom of the Opera theme, and for our entertainment, may we present this streaming pile of crap:

Nightwish – The Phantom Of The Opera Video

This music video sucks. Does she know she’s not in the shower? Sounds like a dying goose. The guy is worse, like one big screaming fart. Then the woman starts to screech something awful, and the guy hates it, so he starts to yell-sing back at her. This is definitely what hell sounds like.

Anyway, obviously, this woman cut a deal with Satan, because, the audience was cheering. Only the devil could force people to cheer and clap for that shit. And, if you listen closely, they actually scream bloody horror at first, then they clap. See, it’s the bloody devil.

Not convinced? Okay, after she finishes shrieking, she says “meatballs”. That was the *deal*. At the end of her ghastly drag show she was supposed to say “meatballs”, because it’s the magic word. And she did. She said “meatballs”.

Just in case you liked it, the group’s name is “Nightwish and Tarja Turunen”. If Google isn’t returning any results, try their English name, “Deathwish and Turd Pile”. If that doesn’t work, try their other name: “crap”.

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ChaosMen wrote:

The cool thing about Edge videos is I get to push the boundaries, most often, of a straight guy.

As for Dalton, I’m still trying to figure out if I can talk him into bottoming.

So I thought I would use the Edge video to break him into some anal toys.

One thing we already know about Dalton, is that I can make him nut fast. I don’t know if its my skills, or if he is just quick shoother, but I REALLY took it easy on him. With the audio playing in his ears and blindfolded, it can be a sexually charged experience.

And basically it took me about 4 minutes before he was busting.

So for those of you that want extended fantasy sequences, this one is mostly fantasy as he was hard to NOT make bust, therefore, I took some extra time to intro him to the ass play.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy Edging this all-American boy!

ChaosMen’s Chaz is cute and hung, but what you’ll like most about him is that he’s a shooter. In his video, his cumshot travels a good 4-5 feet. After cumming, Bryan Ockert asks Chaz if he usually shoots so far. He with “Umm… sometimes, but it’s usually in my girlfriends mouth.” LOL, nice Chaz, thanks for telling the Internet that your girlfriend has fake titties and swallows like a hatchling.

If you really like Chaz, you’re in luck. His model application to ChaosMen started with an e-mail that included a picture and this line:

“I need to do a video now! Rent is due!”

Not exactly the circumstances one would hope a pornstar would be born under, but, whatever. Check back again next month, when the rent’s due again. In the meantime, loop that cumshot.

One last thing, checkout Chaz’s pubes. He trimmed them into a v-shape. Makes his cock look like it has eye brows, or horns. LOL, who the fuck does that!?

Oh, and, question:

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ChaosMen wrote:

Chaz was a last minute guy.

He emailed a picture, and said, “I need to do a video now! Rent is due!”

I asked him if he had his pubes, to which he said, “yes.” and he came in the next day.

Then his clothes came off and I said, “I thought you said you had pubes?” He pinched the goofy V line of whiskers he has trimmed into it and said, “I got pubes.”

But his dick got pretty big and not everyone minds a shaved up bush, and well, he is pretty dang cute with great blue eyes.

Chaz is a guy who loves jackin’ his dick for the camera, and his cumshot went about 4-5 feet, clean of the bed!

In the comments of Lansing’s earlier post, Keith pointed out that there is a lot of sucking going on at Naked Straight Guys today. Yes, it is true, we did not actually watch all of Lansing’s video. To our defense, there was a lot of sucking going on. Anyway, it’s a shame easily corrected. We re-played the video and watched for the best part, Lansing’s spectacular cumshot.

Lansing shoots for show, he really does. Powerful geysers of cum rocketed from his cock as he clenched forward in bliss. With cum raining down around him, he finished off with spouting scattered showers of glistening man-sap. This is of course overly dramatic, but, you get the point, it was hot.

Now, if you’d stop hassling the monkey for a second, you can see more by clicking here.

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ChaosMen says:

It’s been a month of shy guys! Last week Luke was in rubbin’ one off, and today we have Lansing.

Watching this video, it is amazing how different their looks are, but you can see the common thread of shyness between them.

Lansing knows he is shy, but says he opens up once he gets to know the people around him.

And he certainly opens up for us! He’s very nicely endowed, but his back side is the epitome of a bubble butt.

And he is not shy about showing it off, and you Tops out there will have a great time watching as he spreads his cheeks and winks repeatedly at you.

It is an ass to press your face into!

And the cum shot is pretty off the hook too!

Lansing from ChaosMen has a hot ass. It’s plump and bubbly. For this, we’ll be nice. No jokes, insults or snarky stabs. Just for this one time, you can have your wood on the rocks while you stare stupidly gawk at Lance’s photos and video.

Though, let’s not forget that this miracle won’t continue forever. We all know that the “Serviced” videos are soon to return. It’s inevitable, just like the mess you’re soon to make, but enjoy!

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ChaosMen says:

It’s been a month of shy guys! Last week Luke was in rubbin’ one off, and today we have Lansing.

Watching this video, it is amazing how different their looks are, but you can see the common thread of shyness between them.

Lansing knows he is shy, but says he opens up once he gets to know the people around him.

And he certainly opens up for us! He’s very nicely endowed, but his back side is the epitome of a bubble butt.

And he is not shy about showing it off, and you Tops out there will have a great time watching as he spreads his cheeks and winks repeatedly at you.

It is an ass to press your face into!

And the cum shot is pretty off the hook too!

I don’t know what’s more amazing, Stash & Teo fucking flying, or that ChaosMen’s latest update isn’t one of those traumatic “Serviced” videos. It’s a real rare treat when Bryan Ockert isn’t slobber sucking the hell out of a model and then jerking them off until they cum in a bizzare and really uncomfortable climax. Seriously, much more, and ChaosMen will be up there with “2 Girls 1 Cup”. Or, worse, Jake Cruise.

Nasty spitting out of the way on muah part, this is a really hot flip-flop fuck video. Stash is definitely worth the cash, and Teo is good for at least an I.O.U.

2 girls 1 cup Grandma reaction video!:

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ChaosMen wrote:

This is Stash’s first full-on sex scene. I had actually planned on putting Stash with a dude that would be way into his “twink” factor, but the model dropped off the map.

Teo was available, and I did worry a bit about putting these two guys together. Teo is straight, but seems to be able to work up some muscle worship during these videos.  I think mainly cuz most his buds are pretty hardcore gym goers.

Little did I know that he would be way into someone he could pick up and carry around! The two of them really hit it off. Teo can create energy in practically any situation.

This is a flip-flop video and both are into bottoming and topping and it’s hot to see both of them go at it. Complete with some genuine kissing!

The cumshot goes in the top ten of the site as Teo fucks Stash right up to the edge, pulls out then after a little foreskin flinging, he dumps his load all over Stash’s cock, which immediately begins to squirt from Teo’s coating.

A bit of a long download, but as always on these longer videos, it is totally worth the wait.

Haven’t seen the video, but Gram from ChaosMen looks interesting. Ordinary straight pussy-puncher, with an unusual jack off technique and who believes “a mouth is a mouth”.

Eh, come again? Are you serious? Cats have mouths.

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ChaosMen wrote:

Gram is a typical straight guy. Always on the prowl for hot girls, and he has learned the fine art of being and having a Wing Man. He and his buddy (soon on the site) both seem to tag team the ladies when they are out partying.

He has the confidence without being cocky, and despite his good looks, he has the decency to even be self- conscious. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why he doesn’t like his smile, but his teeth are picture perfect, and is totally endearing.

As for sex, I think he is of the high energy type and pretty sure I can talk him into a Serviced video, cuz as he said, “A mouth is a mouth”  I’m pretty psyched to film it ‘cuz just by watching his jack off technique, I can tell I could keep him on the edge.

We’ll see. I feel obligated to impress him cuz I want to to keep him coming back for more guy on guy stuff!

 

ChaosMen’s latest release has Ajax getting self-suck fucked by Silas. It was like Cirque du Soleil, but not boring.

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Chaos Men wrote:

 

So this is Ajax first full romp with a dude. He was all set to top Silas.

Silas showed up looking all mountain man with his scruffy beard, and I loved the new look on him. He was already to get his ass plowed too.

Secretly though, I told Silas that if he paid a lot of attention to his ass, he could would end up fucking him.

Thankfully Silas is into rimming, and we had Ajax’s legs over his head in no time..with just a teensy bit of self-suck.  We stopped filming for a bit, and Since Ajax was really only getting hard if there was someone playing with his ass, we switched gears and he took it like champ. It made his rock hard!

I gave a conspiratorial “I told ya so.” to Silas who was only too eager to do some ass fucking. Once again for just a tiny bit, we get to see Silas fuck Ajax while he sucks his own cock..just don’t blink

Silas fucked Ajax till he came, and we almost had a well-timed cumshot, but without a dick in his butt, Ajax wasn’t gonna bust.

Which turned out to be a happy problem as Ajax ramped up and busted a big ole nut in Sila’s mouth and on his face and chest. Very very hot!

 

Bryan, we really do love you, but please, every time you do this, our fairy rods go limp. This is like putting Bambi and a famished Lion King in the same scene. It’s just not cute. You’re the guy who works on my car and just makes things worse. So please, we beg you, stop servicing them. If the guys break down, lose control, run into a pump, have a fender bender, crash into each other, explode or just simply dump their fluids, just let them. Really, enough with the sucking, but don’t forget, off camera, we still love you!

To have Bryan stop sucking Dalton and the rest of his model’s cocks, click here to register as a ChaosMen subscriber with your credit card and then send a message to your favorite pornographer and tell him to take a breather.

ChaosMen wrote:

Daaaaaaaang Dalton is cute!

He is just one of the nicest, level-headed guys too. AND CUTE!

Dalton said he would be up for an oral video, but thought that would be his limit. He does pretty dang good, and I’m hoping that he will come back for more. But as of this writing, he hit his limit, so this might be it for him.

This is a Serviced video you have to watch the whole thing. By whole thing, I mean even the stuff beyond the end credits. You will see just how good he is (or I am!)

Highlight for me was flipping him over and eating his ass, something he never had done, which left him a bit speechless afterwords. I could see the manchinery and cogs churning in his mind with all kinds of ideas to try with a girlfriend.

Anyway, enjoy this 2-4-2sday!

ChaosMen’s Slade has  European super cock. It’s big, thick, knobby and scary flexible. The damn thing can just about do a 180 somersault right into his own asshole. The ability to fuck oneself boggles my mind. I mean, your the top and the bottom. That’s just crazy. Reminds me of a Möbius strip. Which, has inspired me to coin a new term:

Möbius Fuck (pronounced meɪbiəs): To fuck oneself in the ass with one’s own cock.

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Chaos Men wrote:

I’m finally finding some more mature guys to balance all the cute young dudes.

Slade is a European guy who has been in the U.S. for quite some time. He clearly spends time keeping in shape, and it shows.

He’s “mostly” gay, and has a ginormous uncut cock. He says he an agressive top, and is ready to start fucking some dudes.

I’d love to see that huge dick of his splitting someone in two, but dang, it’s gonna be hard to find someone to sit on it. You can really see how big it is when he bends it around to his own asshole. It’s crazy big.

The solo is pretty hot too. He’s a bit nervous to start with, and then he totally gets lost in showing off for you. And wow, what a great cumshot too! Just about as white, creamy, and copious, as one could expect!

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ChaosMen wrote:

I knew when I shot Dyson’s solo, that I might be able to talk him into doing a Serviced video.

He has an innate sensuality, and a playful flirtiness that is directed at anyone who is shining a spotlight on  him. The perfect balance of exhibition and humbleness.

The one thing I didn’t count on was the “Friend” factor. Flint, the Prince Twins, and other are all part of crowd of friends that hang together. Each was concerned their buddy would find out they were doing “more” work.  Not all of them have stepped up their game, but once one was in, the rest seemed to relax. As long as I didn’t mention it to their friends and who was doing what, it was all good. I think they are all going to avoid looking at the site.

Dyson did great too! He’s not a gyrating mad man, but you can tell he is enjoying every moment of getting his dick fully serviced.

I’m still not sure if he will go beyond a cock sucking, but I totally enjoy this guy and feel that he would be great performer no matter what situation he is put in.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy some new angles to the Serviced series, as well as uber-sensual Dyson!