College Dudes 24/7’s Jack Griffin and Rob Ryder have dirty mouths. These two said the dirtiest things during their video. And Jack, well, he put his thumbs in Rob’s mouth and stretched it wide while he face fucked him. You know, that’s just rude. But, I guess Rob liked it, because I think he was saying thank you over and over. Though, I’m not certain. It was hard to tell with all the gurgling and gagging. But, I would think so. Good fucking towards the end of the video. Rob looked quite happy about having Jack’s hammer blowing out his backdoor. Take a look for yourself!
Just watched College Dudes 24/7’s Cody Carter fucks Jake Steel. I noticed a couple negatives. Let’s start with the obvious – they’re in a dungeon. Next, Cody’s hair is completely out-of-control and infringing on Lucas’s signature mop. Oh and, after hearing him talk dirty to Jake, I think he should really consider filming with a sock in it. On the bright side, both guys showed up to work with big dicks and Jake is winning his competition with Nicole Ritchie.
For me, Jake is fine, just hit the fridge. Cody, fix the hair. I liked him back when he didn’t have a mop and was getting facials from Vince. But, that’s me. If you like underfed young men with big dicks, this video might be for you. And, if you like your men with big messy oily mop hair, whip out your credit card and click here.
Hayden Wolfe has a fat cock, and I say fat, because thick wouldn’t be appropriate. Thick is reserved for a select number of adjectives that are used to describe his hair. They also include, greasy, gross, ridiculous, hideous, hilarious Frankenfaggy and looks-like-a-really-gay-cactus’ish. This is just a sampling of why my eyes are bleeding.
The reason why my ears are bleeding is obvious, Spencer Stone. His zoo-inspired moans and shrieking are second only to those of master gay-call cock honker, Kurt Wild. Hearing him imitate the mating squawk of genus Verifuhking Fahggoti as he’s impaled by Hayden Wolfe’s chubby nub is enough to down a crack-loaded elephant.
I recommend this video only to straight men wishing to repel any man-fucking urges, gay men struggling with a cock addition and for anyone who is feeling like your life sucks. If this is you, or, you’re just really fucking horny, watch the video.
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
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But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
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On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
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College Dudes 24/7’s Shane is famous for his explosive cumshots. In his recent video with Max DeLuca, he reaffirms his fame with one of the biggest cumshots I’ve seen erupt from his satisfyingly thick hardon. It was so good, I didn’t feel like being mean for once. Because you know, Shane does look a bit ghoulish, but, we won’t go there.
Moving on, this is Max DeLuca’s first film with College Dudes 24/7, and I like him. I’m aware that a good many of Naked Straight Guys’s readers are fans of sizable sausages. So, it pleases me to be able to tell you, that in addition to an appealing face and body, though the photo’s above may not show it, Max’s Italian sausage is in fact sizable. Even better, his demeanor is reserved, relatively genuine and therefore agreeable. Let’s just hope that Max lays off the eyebrow plucking, hair coloring and stops with the tattoos. So for now Max DeLuca, you’s a hot bitch.
Back to the video. Though a tad corny in dialogue, Shane is a good top. He’s aggressive, stays rock hard (at least initially) and of course, understands the important of a grand finale. After fucking Max DeLuca 50 different ways, he pulls out and unleashes a salvo of semen that carpeted Max, the couch, that shitty pillow and I think a little bit was ingested into the engines of a plane flying overhead. Shane’s barrage of cum lasted over 10 seconds, which in cum-time, is like, forever. Watching Max flinch as his face is repeatedly struck with cum is nothing short of priceless.
So, let me make this crystal clear. This is not a video to be missed. Usually, I suggest you watch something. This time, I demand it. Watch this video now!
Adam Campbell is back with a new video at College Dudes 24/7. And, apparently, it’s still Christmas down there, because the video starts off with Adam unwrapping a gift. Of course, it’s a dildo.
So, after unwrapping his Christmas dildo-gift, Adam screams, “I’ve never done anythingsss with thissss before!” And, prior to the dildo practically soaring right up his ass, I believed him. So, after riding the dildo for what seemed an eternity, it falls out, and he just whacks it onto the floor. Like, fuck you dildo. And then his extraterrestrialexotic cock just starts firing cum all over the table. Nice cumshot, pretty eyes. By the way, what color are his eyes?
If you’re a fan of the dildo or like dry heels, watch this video.
Yeah, I know, College Dudes 24/7’s Owen Tyler looks a little like Odo from Star Trek, but so what. Just look at that cock. It’s big, uncut and connected to the only guy in the world that actually enjoyed watching the reel O’ shit called ‘Twilight’. Which, if you’re unfamiliar, is a movie about a bunch of gay vampires doing really gay things and is rated R-TARDED. If you can forgive Owen for liking ‘Twilight’, click here.
I don’t know about you, but this photo says it all. College Dudes 24/7’s latest 3-way featuring Calvin Haen, CJ and Hayden Wolfe was a frenzied prizefight of anal debauchery. Just look at those faces, flush with ecstasy and passion. Look at how they fuck, such energy! And CJ, the one on top of the heap, looks as though he can barely stand the thrashing his ass is receiving. For those of you that are 3-way virgins, just look at what you’re missing.
On a sad note, Naked Straight Guys lost one of its top writers today:
It’s been over 3 weeks since we last gave College Dudes 24/7 a good poking. You know, it’s the holidays, and between throwing shit over the balcony and screaming at my neighbors, I hadn’t noticed. So, you can imagine my surprise when I heard someone over at CD247 was upset about not having been recently roasted. My first thought was, OMG, die, die, die, but then I was like, okay, calm down, just remove the needle and let’s do this.
So here we go. Since they’ve been gone, yeeeah, yeeeeah, this is what you’ve missed. Jason Matthews has big nuts, hasn’t figured out how to use all the buttons on his shirt and can fly. Tim Vander blasts Spencer Stone’s rock quarry wide open. Ryan Dyser signs “I’m gay” while getting fucked by Damien Diego. Adam Campbell redefines the color orange, Jason Dean the color white and Jack Griffin escapes from the Muscle Asylum. All this and more, visit collegedudes247.com in support of our new slogan, “Stop the hate and masturbate!”
What I love most about College Dudes 24/7 is that it reminds me of my favorite TV show, True Blood. The cold lighting used in the videos makes everyone look dead pale and therefore, dead sexy. I’m watching this video and I’m like, fucking bite her already.
Shane is hot, has a nice cock and a filthy mouth, so you know this video is going to be good. Dillinger Cole, despite that “special” look on his face, is not so bad himself. Btw, am I the only one that just loves that picture? He looks just smitten.
The video starts off with the usual first course of blowjobs, ass eating, painful dialogue, blah, blah, blah. All you need to know is by the time they got to fucking, slobber was everywhere and it stunk. So, Dillinger Cole grabs Shane’s cock, aims it towards his ass and Shane tells him to take it easy. Then, Dillinger said “Nnnyyoooooo!”, shoved Shane’s cock in and began riding him, clapping the whole time.
The highlight of this video was Shane’s cumshot. Yeah, Shane’s cock is thick, looked incredible in Dillinger’s ass and the fuck scenes were great, but, wow. After Dillinger shoots his load while getting fucked, Shane pulls out and just blasts his junk everywhere. Shane is famous for his great cumshots, but this was exceptional. Loved watching Dillinger react to getting sprayed in the face by Shane’s load and then yelling “Daaaayyymmmnnn!”.
This video is definitely a must-see. I’d love to hear feedback from those who have been lucky enough to see it.
Oh and, in case you’re wondering who the airborne bimbo is, it’s Kate Perry. She’s the girl running around singing about how she kissed a girl and liked it. Basically, she made a song about being a lesbo. Anyway, apparently someone forgot to tell her that the giant fucking cake on stage was made out of scrap wood and rusty nails. If only she knew that before she attempted to feed the whole cake to her tits.
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