My hiatus from porn was broken this week by Corbin Fisher’s Chandler. He’s not exceptionally handsome or muscled. But, there’s something about him that has me repeatedly fantasizing about being impaled and sprayed by his massive 9″ cock.
He appears in quite a few American College Men videos and I’ve listed his top 5 porn videos below. Watch his videos. His cumshots are consistently very impressive and you won’t be disappointed.
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The sex video featured Kent and Cain. Both are fit and handsome. Cain even has an attractively thick 7.5″ uncut cock. But, the video was boring.
The college guys reminded me of The Stepford Wives. Robotically going through the motions of artificial gay sex, all the while honking like migrating geese. And worse, the porn sets make no attempt to look otherwise. They’re lit unnaturally like College Dudes and decorated to the point of distraction. All this resulting in a porn video that to me, comes off as cold and unconvincing.
I like Corbin Fisher. I grew up and looked up to them. I still do. Just as I do with Sean Cody, Active Duty, Bel Ami Online and all the other porn sites that guided me during my formidable years. In fact, one of my first mentors was ex-dean listee Gabe from Corbin Fisher. He had a penis that could smash through walls like the Koolaid Man and had a stare and cumshot that no Care Bear could match. Those porn videos were gritty, less professional and so much more enthralling.
If I had my way, porn studios would aspire towards lower production values. Eventually, ending up filming beside the road, in parking lots, rooftops, alley ways, in front of businesses and any other place in plain sight. And, they’d slowly switch from filming with expensive high-end 3D HD video cameras to an iPhone. Further, instead of hiring actors, they’d just yank people off the street and pay them to get anally-penetrated on-demand. Perhaps you’re sitting there screaming “when pigs fly” at your computer. I get it. But, I’ve seen pigs fly, so you need to stick a dick in it and take a look at Bait Bus, Gay War Games and Out In Public. Yes, amazing, I know.
Going back to the video, despite what I’ve said, you’ll love it. And if you don’t, I guarantee you’ll love Gabe from Corbin Fisher. Really, he’s amazing. And if you don’t like either the video or Gabe, I guarantee you’ll like the next Corbin Fisher releases or the other after that, so don’t ever cancel your subscription, unless you want to void my guarantee. Which, if you do, please accept my deepest apologies and help me make it up to you by subscribing to Eric Videos or Macho Fucker. Take your pick, both if you’d like.
Oh and, if you’re wondering what inspired this horribly long post, it’s the shit, pointless video below. I was inspired by the lyrics, specifically: “Swagger Jagger, Swagger Jagger” and “You can’t stop clickin’ at me, writin’ ’bout me, tweeting ’bout me”. And… on that note, how about you reach past that giant tent pole of yours, pluck your wallet out of your pocket and buy your penis a little something at Broke Straight Boys.
YouTube Video of Cher Lloyd singing Swagger Jagger
To me, spitting is an insult. Stuck in traffic? I spit. Get too close to me in the elevator? I spit. Baby crying on the plane? I spit. So, naturally, you can imagine how I feel about spitting during sex. It’s wrong.
YouTube video: Why spitting is an insult
In this American College Men video, Harley’s spitting was excessive. He spit like he swallowed a bug. It was phony, not sexy and gross. Harley, save it for when a child cuts in line, but for the love of Sam, not during sex, and not like that.
That aside, viewers at Corbin Fisher loved this gay bareback video. And I do admit, the anal sex was good. It was impressive watching Aiden’s thick 8 inch cock demolish Harley’s tight pink asshole. As Harley came, his eyes crossed and his body convulsed as though he’d been tasered for shoplifting. Then Aiden came, but not before making a sound that made me slam my laptop shut.
I really can’t stand this shit anymore. I’m about two shits away from seeing how aerodynamic I am. If you’re horny, I have three options for you. Lay your dick on a table and hit it with a brick, poke a fork through it or just watch the damn Aiden Fucks Harley video and get it over with.
And when you’re done, do my ass a favor and spread the URL nakedstraightguys.com all over the Internet like the flu. Twitter, Grindr, Jack’d, Adam4Adam, Facebook or CNN. I don’t give a donkey’s ass. I need the bloody traffic.
I feel sorry for this girl. On top of being the third-wheel, she’s used way too much Just for Men.
This bi threesome video is popular on Corbin Fisher’s American College Sex. Members gave the 3-way a 4½ out of 5 stars. It was okay, but I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the girl, since the guys completely forgot she existed half-way through the Cain Fucks Josh & Courtney porn video. Maybe if she had tits that wouldn’t have happened. Poor thing.
Both Josh and Cain have big dicks, but Cain’s is striking. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it an 8. Where Josh’s dick is long, dry and raggedy, Cain’s cock is beautifully uncut, thick, juicy and still has its factory gloss.
If he beat the fuck out of my face with his cock, I’d go back for seconds. Right Rihanna?
For the first minute or so of Corbin Fisher’s video Six Shooter, my eyes were rolling non-stop. Between the corny dialogue, dramatic moaning and Aiden’s melodrama, I was sure the rest of the American College Men video was going to play out disappointingly.
I was wrong. Trey, despite having dumped on him before, is more built now and looks good. Miss Piggy has a new and wild hairdo, but, she’s got a banging body and for whatever reason, her dick looks a whole lot better now. Aiden, minus his exaggerated antics, is fit, pretty good looking and I think he might have the nicest and biggest cock of the three. Corbin Fisher claims he’s 8″ long, while Miss Piggy is 8.5″, but to me, it looks the other way around.
Anyway, in short, the fuck video was great. Yes, all three seemed to be trained in the Porn Acting School of Manila and moaned painfully, but the fucking was so hot it didn’t matter. Miss Piggy was an Olympic fuck machine. She repeatedly and feverishly pounded Trey and Aiden’s assholes. At points, I was hoping he’d flip Trey around and pound his noisy mouth, but, that’s neither here nor there.
In the end, Miss Piggy’s cock had alternated destruction between Trey and Aiden’s assholes exhaustively. Connor blew his load at the end, but not before fucking a whopping 3 out of Aiden and 2 out of Trey. This tallied to six cumshots, hence the video title, “Six Shooter”.
This was a great sex video. I’m increasingly getting bored with gay porn, and it’s refreshing to find something that catches my attention and keeps it. Fantastic threesome video, all three deserve gold medals, and as for you, what are you waiting for? Download and watch Six Shooter pronto!
I hate fancy porn intros in videos. I can tolerate the obnoxious legal gibberish, but don’t force me to watch an entire donkey’s cock-worth of 3D logos, cheesy sound effects and shit swooping in out and at me. It’s a bloody porno! These intros are pig on a lipstick. I just want cocks, cocks, more cocks, naked hot bodies, killer faces, fucking, sucking, fighting, crying, sweat flying all over and sperm drenching anyone within 30 feet, and then a little more crying. Is that really too much to ask? Sitting through 35 seconds of what from now on I’ll call “pig shit” makes me want to push on my eyeballs with a rock.
Anyway, so, with the Breaking In Avery intro finally over, Corbin Fisher’s Avery fades into view sitting on a bed, giving Cain what is quite possibly the worst foot massage, ever. Foot sucking and mutually uninspired blow jobs follow.
Cain is in great shape, he has a nice uncut cock and an enormous chest. If he were a momma cat he could feed about 100 kitties and still have enough milk left over to make a pack of Kraft cheese. Enjoyed watching Avery get fucked bareback. Cain’s dick looks great in his ass. I’m looking at it right now, and it looks really good. Though, I do hate the lamp in the background. Hideous piece of shit. Chuck that thing out the nearest window.
Good American College Men video overall. As usual, the guys are hot, lamps are not. Intro sucks, bareback fuck. Lighting’s good, massive wood. No one shard, credit card. Whip it out, watch movie, stroke, cum, monster pee. Lesson learned, spend money, fix fucked-up economy.
Amateur College Sex’s Elijah and Simon are brothers. Kate, well, she’s got tits, a pussy and a giant corn on her left foot. Frighteningly, Simon sucks on her foot. Yeah, the one with the corn. Good grief that thing’s big. There has to be something in there. Ugh, anyway, that aside, the video was pretty hot. The brothers had sizably thick dicks and well, were brothers. That questionable fact alone is the hottest part. That and, they fucked the hell out of whatever her name is. You’d really enjoy the video. But the whole brother thing is kinda taboo, so, don’t watch.
Corbin Fisher’s Dawson is undeniably the reigning king of fake laughs. But, I must admit that he’s looking good. In this video, Dawson takes Hayden’s anal virginity. Of course, Dawson starts it off with a round of toe sucking, which Hayden enjoyed as much as any woman. The pants come off, and may I note, Dawson is wearing black Corbin Fisher branded man panties. They’re ugly beyond explanation. Anyway, Hayden seemed to really like getting cock fucked. Dawson gave him one of his signature fuckings, creative and complete with the occasional foot suck. Dawson wrapped up the video by fucking Hayden doggie style while he came. Then, Dawson pulled out and fired his load all over Hayden’s back. Surprisingly, no orgasmic hullabaloo was to be seen. I’m shocked.
Hayden was surprised by how much he enjoyed it. Frankly, so was I. If you’ve ever wondered where bottoms come from, watch this video!
I’ve watched Corbin Fisher’s Brent do plenty of fucking with his long dick. So, it was a pleasant change to watch him get fucked by Alex. Brent took Alex and his pink condom with surprising ease. Actually no, that’s not true. He looked really uncomfortable. But, uncomfortable can be hot too. I don’t ever think Brent got into it. He probably hated it. But, that’s hot too. The only thing hotter was watching him bounce up and down on Alex while his fire hose windmilled. Brent shot a decent load, and afterwards, unexpectedly took Alex’s load in his mouth. Hot stuff, especially if you get turned on by uncomfortable situations and watching people do things they don’t want to. So, if that’s you, click here to watch more!
Recently watched a Corbin Fisher video with Noah and Mandy over at Amateur College Sex. If you’re unfamiliar with Noah, just know this, kinda hot and hung. And if you’re unfamiliar with Mandy, so what. The video itself wasn’t anything unique. Hot guy, big dick, some chick and lots of fucking. But, I really enjoyed it. There’s just something really hot about watching a guy pinch pussy (sans-condom I might add). And, Noah did an excellent job. So, gay or not, check it out!
I didn’t think I’d care to watch Jeremy from Corbin Fisher jerk off. He’s not stunning, his cock is average and he was wearing the sorriest looking boxers I’ve seen. But, I didn’t mind watching him because he came off well. Has a personality like elevator music. Not something you’d jive to, but you may just hum along. Wouldn’t mind seeing him again. I’d like to see the look on his face when Dawson puts on one of his spastic-maggot orgasms.
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When you’re done voting and unloading, checkout all the Amateur College Men videos from Corbin Fisher that we missed, but you shouldn’t:
The last time I saw ChaosMen’s Zane, his name was Todd and he was getting fucked by Corbin Fisher’s Cade. Which, by the way, was a very hot video.
So, I was a bit surprised to see Todd, I mean Zane, appear on ChaosMen in an “Edge” video. Yes, exactly, one of those videos. And this one is annoying as ever. From the stupid overlaid heart beat sound effect, the blind fold, the headphones, his dick, his hair and everything else – I hate it all. It’s avant-garde camel shit and it sucks.
Fortunately, Zane’s appeal manages to rise above the genius editing that is “Edge”. Even while cringing, I was still able to admire his big muscular body and thick Texan cock. I even liked his NAVY anchor tattoo on his left shoulder.
This video raises a few important questions. First, why the fuck did you go from being fucked by Cade to getting sucked by the old maid? And second, do you consider it a miracle that you stayed hard during your “Edge” video?
Video of Zane (a.k.a. Todd) blindfolded and tied naked to a chair on ChaosMen
Josh is new to Corbin Fisher. He’s 19, has a nice body, moderately attractive face, big schnoz and a thick 7.5″ cock. His honker may not look like it’s packing in this photo, but trust me, he’s got a big one. I reduced it in Photoshop. I’m kind like that.
So, about Josh. He was nervous and was doing the emotionless nervous chatter thing. Even while taking his shirt off, he didn’t miss a beat. It was like one of those Cherub fountains, where they piss from the mouth. Corbin says he found it endearing. Aggravating is the word I’d use. Eventually, he puts a cock in it, jerks off and dumps a pretty impressive load. Not my cup of pee, but it may be yours. Bon appetite!
Corbin Fisher’s Zeke’s First Time features Zeke putting his cock up Jeff’s cock-hungry ass. Jeff kicks off the video with an uncomfortable speech and a fake laugh he stole from Dawson. From the moment Jeff starts sucking, Zeke looks frozen. Either from the unease of having nasty man sex or because Jeff’s hair looks really gay. The moment doesn’t last long though, because Jeff whisks them quickly towards anal sex as his ass becomes increasingly impatient.
To increase Zeke’s comfort, Jeff asks what his favorite position with a girl is. Zeke says doggie style. And Jeff says “Alright, we’ll start with that.” So, Zeke pops around back and mounts Jeff like he’s a girl doggie. Zeke mushes his semi-hard condom covered cock up Jeff’s ass, but it’s not working very well. Zeke starts to panic and begins to really mash it in. Jeff, sensing trouble, begins moaning like a 40-year-old woman, because that always helps. Eventually, Zeke works his way in, hardens up and pounds away.
Turns out that Jeff actually sounds pretty good when getting fucked. Corny, yes, but within context, quite good. All his dirty talk, moaning and grunting really helped build Zeke’s comfort level. Towards the end, Zeke actually looked like he was starting to enjoy it. Jeff blows his load while Zeke fucks him. Then, Zeke shoots his load all over Jeff’s face. Jeff sucks the remaining cum off of Zeke’s dick, then wipes his mouth and palms it like a magician. Yeah, I saw that. But, hey, I’d be gagging, so great job Jeff.
Of course, Jeff upheld the Corbin Fisher “tradition” of kissing after sex. Zeke really looked excited. Why wouldn’t he be? Nothing like sucking cum-face after you’ve gotten off.
Now, on another note, but related to Corbin’s doggie style video, and for our entertainment, may we present this Exclusive NSG instructional sex video:
The show was a complete circus. And why wouldn’t it be? As an interviewer, Tyra is a halfwit goof who claws her way through interviews. So, yeah ex-sandwich maker Kurt Wild, JetSet Men’s Aaron James and former Straight College Men’s Dean Coxx, it makes total sense to go on her campy national TV show while you attempt to justify being gay-for-pay to an audience that is largely unfamiliar with the phrase and was sitting in Maury’s audience just hours earlier encouraging a couple of GLBT Chinese ape rabbit twins to rip each others eyes out. And let’s not forget, this is the Tyra you’ll be interviewed by:
But, the worst part of Tyra Banks’s gay-for-pay show was that our porn star friends were neither very candid nor clear. Kurt was the worst. His cringe inducing answers are best described as dumb and dumber. His explanations about his gay-for-pay label were hopelessly perplexing and unbelievable. And it certainly didn’t help that his strange head rubbing and fidgeting made him look guilty of something terrible. Oh and, the highlight of course was where he epitomized his conundrum by correcting Tyra about how his girlfriend was actually his wife. Only moments later to correct himself by saying that she was actually his fiancée. Good one Kurt, but, I like you more when the things coming out of your mouth sound more like this:
On the other hand, Aaron James and Dean Coxx weren’t as bad, but not by much. Dean was more candid, but was left dashed after his bisexual stripper girlfriend was more so. And Aaron, well, he was okay, but fell apart quickly, looking defensive. And then his mom stood up. Oy vey!
If only they had formulated intelligent, brief and 96% honest answers before going on the show and watched Frost Nixon. Bullshit was flying everywhere, answers were convoluted and by the end, nothing effective had been said. For example, I would have said, “Lookey here Tyrell, we’s all have a price <head slide>, mmm… hmmm…. So, while yo’ rich bitch model ass mays be esspennssive, all black labels nnn…. shit, I’z beeezz alll Walmart affartable. See, I just cheap, das all you microphone holdin’ ho. <head slide, eyes lock on Tyra> Ooohs, bitcjj I gonee rip yo’ damn weave outta yo’ hett… <lunge towards Tyra and grab hair, yank and then scream> Heelelpp! Trya try’in tah killl me! Cochran! Com’ on! I sue you bitch! Sue you! I be rich! RICH!”
Anyway, towards the end, the sideshow started. A group of straight gay bar tenders, the bearded lady and trio of anti gay-for-pay Povich’esque nobodys showed up. The most obnoxious being Sean Kennedy, who is an editor with the Advocate and apparently, the leader of the “Gay KK” movement. This puny little girl was rambling on about how gay-for-pay pornstars were bad for the community and straight guys shouldn’t work in gay bars. Meanwhile, he’s jerked to heaps of gay-for-pay porn and would suck that straight bar tending cock in the blink of an eye. Nothing worse than a hypocrite, or, a queen in denial.
Speaking of which, I almost forgot about Matt Sanchez, a.k.a Rod Majors a.k.a Pierre LaBranche. Matt is a former Marine, pornstar and is now a writer, journalist, Marine Corps reservist, singer, songwriter and dancer. On the show, he warned the younger, less hung and less Puerto Rican pornstars that their gay-for-pay paydays will catch up with them in the future. Apparently, Anne Coulter wasn’t too happy about his last video, “Touched by an Anal”.
Personally, I’m not convinced. I mean, sure, it’s bad if you later end up in a room where Anne Coulter just finished screaming “faggot”, but, what doofus does that? On the other hand, if you end up working at Subway, it doesn’t matter. Oh wait, ok, nevermind, scratch that. How about a coal worker? Eh, hmmm… no, I can see the mining jokes getting annoying. Hmm.. I give up. But, I do get what Matt was getting at. Here is my interpretation of it: Hot studs and bitches, if you’re thinking about becoming a pornstar and have plans to cover it up in the future, don’t forget the sex change.
Perhaps I’m queer, but can’t you suck cock and not be a flaming lunatic? Cock is a private enterprise. The only thing others need to be convinced of is to mind their own fucking business. You don’t shit on my lawn, and I won’t slash your tires. And the last thing I want is some fruit running around demanding the back of the bus be reserved for cock smokers.
Pornstars, focus on fucking. Fags and fans, focus on them. And for the rest of you, unless you click here, get the frack out.
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Honestly though, I could care less about this one. I had more fun positioning Gandalf to take a swing at his nub. But, I know that despite my ambivalence, you’re going to click here anyway. Just whatever you do, don’t click on the sword.
Corbin Fisher’s latest 3-way video features Dawson and Noah tagging Travis’s cock-loving ass. The video was pretty good. Travis, though born with Nicole Ritchie’s legs, has got a voracious appetite for cock that makes him really amusing to watch. It was rousing watching him try to double stuff Dawson and Noah’s dicks in his mouth. Dawson’s penis popped in easily, but he struggled with Noah’s cock. Speaking of which, I had no idea how big Noah’s dick was until I saw it next to Dawson’s fully erect penis, and vice versa.
As usual, Dawson’s Daytime Emmy Award winning soap-opera orgasm stole the show. I could barely watch the fucking thing. It’s just so over the top. I look at his flailing body and face and am thinking, holy fuck, he’s firing buckets of cum out of some foot long monster. But, you know, that’s not reality. So, who knows what all the fuss is about.
When the eyes look at Corbin Fisher’s Trey, they see a lot of good things. A good face, body and cock. Unfortunately, when the ears listen to Trey, they hear a lot of bad things. And worse, eventually the eyes see the same. And when I say bad, I mean annoyingly phony. From the things he says to his mannerisms. It’s about as appealing as men (and women) who prance around with inflated chests. As if we can’t see their cherry-red, aneurysm-prone heads.
Corbin Fisher’s Trey should take a cue from Sean Cody’s Trey. Who, the more you see and hear, the more likable he becomes. But, let’s not get too carried away. After all, we’re talking about porn here. And who knows, you may disagree completely. So, either way, it’s still worth a gander.
Speaking of porn and inflated chests, here’s a great video of some dumb broad feeding her bazookas to a watermelon:
The video of Corbin Fisher’s Brent fucking Todd is almost good as Sean Cody’s Dave fucking Trey. Big, buff Todd even swallows Brent’s load after getting off. Which, in my opinion, is a big fucking achievement. Now, maybe not as big as oh-so-horsey-hung Kurt, but, bigger in another sense of the word. This is a great video and more than makes up for the disaster called “Joel Fucks Dante”.
Corbin Fisher posted an Amateur College Men video of Zeke the other day, who is new to the site. Good looking guy, though his crew haircut makes him look slightly odd. Chatty interview, somewhat likable and has a visibly large, thick 7½ inch dick that pre-cums readily. Good jerk and cumshot. Put that plane on autopilot and take a look.
The video was generally entertaining, though, I skipped about half of it. I have zero interest in watching anyone play cards. Although, I did enjoy seeing Gabe get played in a hand.
The guys really began to fool around in the second video. Foot worship, muscle worship, nipple play, cock sucking, ass fucking, cum swapping – the whole shebang. Speaking of she bang, Conner was like the 5th wheel. Throughout the video, he was just left out of shit. If only that big honker of his glowed red, maybe Derek would have let him have more ass.
Derek and Jeff took the brunt of the fucking. Both had a lot of cock up their ass. Derek was acting a little peculiar, a little queeny I’d say. Dawson, despite being agitating, I must admit looked rather good. Though, that ring, it still looks like shit. And when he orgasmed, OMFG. Cade, talks and doesn’t sound so dopey. Love his ever-lasting erection and “me fuck you” look he gets when having sex. Definitely worth watching, click here to see it for yourself.
Also, for you Lucas fans, who are foaming at the mouth due to his exclusion from this event, relax. You can catch mop head in his latest video, where he fucks Dylan.
So, Alex is back at Corbin Fisher. Not a fan, so I never missed him, but whatever. Cade starts off the video, attempting to communicate with Alex. A few minutes into this, he cuts the bullshit and gets to work. Alex is wincing the whole time and making these awful “ow, my ass just broke” faces. Cade doesn’t care though, he just keeps fucking Alex, because he’s the Fuckinator. Robofuck lifts Alex’s big ass up off the bed and fucks it like a broken record until Alex cums all over his own face. Cade pulls out, jerks off with the condom on and then I don’t know what the fuck happens after that, he malfunctions or something. I don’t know, see for yourself:
Corbin Fisher’s recent Amateur College Men 3-way titled ‘Tagging Travis II‘ is a must-see video. Franken-fuck (Cade), as usual, is an awesome top. “Bent-Dick” Brent was a great side-act. No matter how many times I see it, I just can’t get over that bent cock of his, it’s fascinating. I loved how Brent, even after getting off, was excitedly shuffling around trying to catch of glimpse of Travis swallowing Cade’s load. The whole thing just worked. If you don’t have an account with Corbin Fisher, now is time to grab one and watch this 3-way cum swapping video, because it’s hot, hot, hot!
Corbin Fisher’s latest Amateur College Men video with Derek and Cade is an automatic favorite. Why? Because, you know how these bedazzled boots I’m wearing are made for walkin’? Well, Cade is just like that. His hot ass is made for fuckin’. And that’s just what he’ll do. One of these days his dumb ass will climb through your unlocked window and cockaoke all over you.
Also, congratulations to Jeff for making it to the top of Corbin Fisher’s bologna Dean’s list. For the last year, Jeff has been bottoming in second and third place. Wanting life to be fair, Jeff tells Corbin something about that being the story of his life, and boom, now he’s a winner. It’s affirmative action for porn.
Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Sex recently released a video with Austin & Dawson tag teaming “looks-like-a-tranny-but-isn’t“. She is fucking atrocious and really ruins any opportunity for me to get turned on while watching the fucking video. Give me a wig, plastic tits and a pussy and I’d look more authentic. And for craps sakes, if you have pancake tits like that, can you at least tan those damn things so they don’t look like bitty batter. Every time Dawson would flip her on her back, I felt like he flipped her over too soon. Pointy, uncooked flapjack witch tits and cat nipples.
So, I’m not exactly fond of this video, but to be fair, I’m aggravated. So, keep that in mind. My fucking neighbors were cooking what smelled like a whole cat and it stunk up my fucking place. Everywhere I go in here, it smells like baked cat.
Anyway, I started out writing this whole thing planning on saying that in comparison to her, I have no problem with Dawson. But, I had the video playing in the background, and right about when I was going to write that, he pulled out of bimbo’s penis cave and started Vogueing. Just fucking flailing around with his signature epileptic orgasm. Each time I see him do that, it’s like a whole gallon of cum, furniture and other big shit is going to come blasting out of his cock. Blowing out the fucking walls and just drenching the place. But no, it’s just like, zeet, zeet, and then flail, flail, wrist wiggle, eyes back in the head, hoot, moan, flail, flail, make sure eveyone’s looking, roll eyes and flail, flail.
If that gets you all hot and bothered, please, be my guest, click here and knock yourself out.
If not, here are a bunch of other videos at Amateur College Sex to checkout. Haven’t seen it yet, but Cade always gives good bang for the buck, or butt. Hell, call in sick and watch them all:
I can’t watch a video with Joel. My eyes uncontrollably fixate on that big fucking forehead of his. The guy does have a thick cock though, but it’s not as big as his forehead. Am I right, or am I right?
Here are some other recent updates from Corbin Fisher that we missed, but you shouldn’t:
Doing things backwards, I watched the bonus footage from Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Men “Gage Fucks TJ” first. I was cringing during the entire thing. The phony dialogue between Gage and TJ was so aggravating. The only thing that made it worth it was hearing Gage tell a boastful TJ that his dream car is a station wagon.
Brilliant and natural dialogue aside, the sex between these two was pretty good.
TJ was great about getting fucked. He just positioned his ass over Gage and then dropped. No easing or taking it slow, just down on it in the blink of an eye. If I did that, there would be blood everywhere. Like Gallagher and a bucket of tomatoes.
Anyway, back to TJ. The guy is a natural bottom. I imagine his ass opening up like those sliding doors at the grocery store. You don’t even need to touch them, they just see you coming and kaboom, wide open. And then, his mouth is like those blower things above the door. As soon as that damn door opens, it’s just fucking blowing and making noise until you get the fuck out. But, that’s okay, because it keeps the flies out.
The video wraps up with Gage shooting his load into TJ’s mouth. After clearly having orgasmed, TJ starts freaking out on Gage’s cock. It looked like he was brushing his fucking teeth. Just sucking and rubbing Gage’s cock all over his fucking mouth while Gage spasmed from overstimulation. I was actually starting to think, you know, TJ, you’re on to something. Don’t stop. Just keep going. I want to see what happens. I do have a theory, but I’d really like to see if Gage’s head will actually explode.
Oh and, if you thought this post was too graphic, give me a fucking break. It’s practically Halloween.
Exclusive NSG porn parody of Gage and TJ fucking around in the pool
On another note, VH1’s Celebrity Rehab 2 with Dr. Drew aired tonight. For some reason I have this connection in my mind between Lucas and Gary Busey. Something about watching Lucas pop up and down on Joel’s cock. Must be the hair. Anyway, Gary is something special: