Corbin Fisher’s Amateur College Men Jonathan, formerly known as Jonathon (a.k.a. Adam Campbell), is gay, attractive, tall and has beautiful eyes. Which is why I can’t comprehend how he could have ever rationalized getting a set of big, bloody fairy wings tattooed on his back. Can you imagine fucking him? Like fucking a run-over crow. It’s fucking hideous. Which, to be completely honest, doesn’t help his disturbing looking cock. The damn thing looks like it popped out of Sigourney Weaver’s chest.
On top of all that, the guy misses his flight to Corbin Fisher and then shows up without the required STD test. What a mess. Everywhere, just one big fucking mess. I’m so irritated I need to go throw shit over the balcony.
Here’s a novel Martha-like Halloween money-saving idea. Skip the haunted house. Bring some friends over, circle-jerk and you can scream your fucking heads off the whole time your watching Jonathan stroke that hissing little Alien baby until it spits. Then, after it’s over, everyone can hold each other and cry it out. Because, it’s going to be fucking traumatizing.
I can’t speak for the others, but, for me, Naked Straight Guys is about roasting the fuck out of crummy porn and beating off to the good stuff with a sock in my mouth and a plastic bag over my head. Actually, that’s not true, I don’t do that. But, I bet one of you is turning red right about now.
Anyway, the point of all that is that every once in awhile, we do praise porn. We’re not all about jokes and poking fun. When we come across a good old fashion porn video with great gay-for-pay sex between straight guys, we show it some love!
Which, brings us to Corbin Fisher’s latest Amateur College Men video, “Tagging Travis“. The video features Travis, Jeff and Derek, the quasi-Korean in a big hot spaghetti mess of a straight-to-gay 3-way.
The video skips the gab, since Dawson has a patent on long-winded behind-the-scenes dialogue about douching and his missing pink dildo. This one jumps past all that shit and gets straight to what they’re getting paid for, the man-on-man-on-man sex.
All three of the guys really seemed to be into each other. Especially Travis and Derek. Those two were kissing like love birds. They were just sucking and sucking face like they were swapping teeth. Of course, at about 3 minutes into the video, Derek turns into a human waterfall and is dripping sweat all over the fucking place like he just ate a dog.
Any fucking way, the highlight of this video was Travis’s unplanned double-penetration. Suggested while filming, Travis took on both Jeff and Derek’s cocks with surprising enthusiasm. He was hard the entire time and looked as though it was his new favorite thing to do. After getting double-fucked for a bit, Travis was back on his back with Derek pounding away while he shot an impressive cum load. Derek follows, with Jeff finishing off by cumming in Travis’s slightly hesitant mouth. Afterwards, Jeff and Travis crawled under Derek and took a shower.
Don’t click here unless you want to get deliriously horny and spray cum all over the fucking place.
Watching Cade fuck is always a pleasure. He is a machine and really knows how to use that thick tool of his. He eats, sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony. If you’re a fan of Cade, checkout Corbin Fisher’s latest video where he fucks Aaron.
Okay, so this latest Corbin Fisher video isn’t fresh. It came out last week and smells like that fish around Lindsay Lohan’s neck, so what. It’s still just as tired now as it was then. So tired that Lucas even fell asleep on top of Lohan’s village bicycle butt. Probably because he’s tired of being seen-way-too-fucking-much.
Anyway, sooooo, yeah, this is Lindsay, I mean Jared’s Bi Tag Team video. Bi because I couldn’t wait to make the video window go bi bi. No, actually, that’s not true, I watched the whole thing.
The video started abruptly, with me screaming at Lucas to get off my screen.
Then, Derek and Lucas pounced on Lindsay like they were vamps and she was a virgin. By the way, watch True Blood on HBO, it’s a great series (see it for Australian stud Ryan Kwanten who plays Jason Stackhouse). Anyway, then without even offering her some KFC, Lucas pulls his tattered cotton jock-panties down and sticks his saran wrapped cock up her cooter. She squirms, farts and takes a hit off kinda-Korean’s lifeless cock.
Then, towards the end, Lucas gets mad because Lohan exfoliates his cock with her teeth. Hate it when that happens. Really fucks up the teeth. Be that as it may (I like the way that sounds), Lucas and Derek take turns fucking Lindsay and then nut. Derek shoots on Lohan’s back. I could see her spine. She needs food and bottle of Proactive dumped on her back. Segueing, did you know you can get drunk by squirting booze up your ass? How come this isn’t like a big trend in Hollywood? Ass-boozing parties. I bet there are.
So yeah, blah, blah, blah, they cum and then I go out on the balcony and scream at my neighbors. The end.
Hayden from Corbin Fisher is good looking and convincingly straight. He speaks a bit much and seems to mimic the verbosity of girls in porn. For example, after cumming, he rubs his balls up and down like a vagina and then tells the camera how good it felt. Ummm, no, guys shouldn’t do that. He’s supposed to look disgusted, slump out of bed, eat something and conk out. Not rub the pussy and make love to the camera. Anyway, hot enough. Oh, except for that tattoo. Bad Hayden, bad.
Last week, Corbin Fisher released a Amateur College Sex video titled “Lucas & Noah’s Bi Tag Team”. In case you’re unfamiliar with him, Noah is an amazing 8″ cock with a great body and face attached. Having appeared in prior Amateur College Sex and Amateur College Men videos, he’s back and looking hotter than ever. Lucas is of course still “seen-way-too-many-fucking-times” Lucas, but just a little gayer this time.
Anyway, with Noah onboard, the anticipation prior to watching the threesome video was high. So, I played the video. OMG, what a disaster.
First, the nameless girl with the wig-like hair is sitting on the bed posing like melting butter. Her face looks like it smells of crayon and finger paint. To compliment the look, Lucas shifts his knees and shows the camera his matching knee scabs – so hot. Then, the girl takes her top off. OMG, wtf are those? Then, diving head-first into third-wheel land and as sexy as she can, she peels off her sticky panties like old banana skins. Neither Lucas or Noah are watching, which is funny and fortunate for them, because I was screaming the whole time.
About this time, Noah looks delirious. I’m not sure if it’s because he’s overwhelmed from kissing Lucas or because of the smell of nameless girl’s hoo ha. So, in a confused and horny stupor, he slings Jabba thighs on top of him and wiggles his fuck stick into her snotty poon. At this point, I’m passed on the floor convulsing and have no recollection of what happened for some time after.
Fortunately, I awoke just as Noah pulled out of wig woman and as Lucas watched, fired a ribbon of cum onto her back. And, as far as I am concerned, that was the end of the 3-way.
So, in summary, Noah is hot. He should make another video pronto. Oh, and Corbin, when finding a girl, please pick one that isn’t going to make us any gayer.
After each demonstrated how not to suck dick, they cock-fought, kissed, sucked nips and then rushed on to fucking. Lucas eagerly hopped on Conner’s pole, got to riding and popped a hardon almost immediately. Watching Lucas’s cock bounce up and down while he pranced all over Conner’s shaft was hot. It always is.
While riding his cock, Lucas goes crazy and strangles Conner. I think it was a momentary lapse. Lucas forgot he had a cock in his ass and for a second mistook Conner for a MILF.
Corbin Fisher’s latest porn video has Dante getting super-fucked by mega-stud Cade. Dante asked specifically to be paired with Cade. He has good taste.
Corbin Fisher just released a video featuring Dave fucking Dawson. It’s been about 2-years since Dawson was last ass fucked and he was eager to be plowed by Dave. The fuck scenes were intense, as they always are with Dawson. He is a noisy and dramatic bottom (and top). Watching him orgasm is even more theatric. If you’re into convulsive male orgasms, click here to watch Dawson’s slap out yet another spasmodic cumshot.
If you prefer orgasms that end in humor, watch this:
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Corbin Fisher’s latest video features Joel fucking Travis. Not a fan of Joel, but Travis is damn sexy. Though, I will give Joel credit, he eats ass like a freak. Seriously, Joel was digging into Travis’s crack like the cookie monster. Then, while fucking Travis, he does this:
WTF? I can’t tell if he’s inhaling funk or biting down. Either way, it looks fucking scary.
Anyway, after giving up on Travis’s toes, Joel resumes figuratively pounding the the crap out of Travis’s quivering ass. Travis cums explosively while getting fucked and manages to look fine in the process. In contrast, with a freaked out look on his face, Joel continues to fuck Travis until he pulls out and cums on Travis’s glutes. Pretty hot though, but Joel’s still a freak.
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