Yes, that is English Lads’s Kristian Wood. And no, he’s not banging a plastic cup. That thing he’s sticking his cock into – it’s a Fleshlight (a.k.a. Fleshjack). And yes, it feels as good as he looks. Every cock wants and should have a Fleshlight. Speaking of which, the other day, I was sucking on speaking with your cock, and it said it wants one, like really bad. Apparently, your hands are getting a little rough and lumpy.

But hey, as luck would have it, the damn thing is on sale. So, sailor boy, you buy now, no excuse! Seriously, with up to 20% off all Fleshlights and Fleshjacks, how could you not? Besides, let’s be honest, your hands feel like a Rhino’s knee. I mean really, it’s time to upgrade fistina. Quit fucking that poor hand puppet and let’s get you a cocktastic Fleshlight pussy, ass, mouth or all three gods damn it!

And for those of you that are already enjoying your Fleshlight pussy or mouth, now’s your chance to buy that butt insert or Vstroker you’ve been eyeing.

Of course, once you’ve got your Fleshlight, you’ll need some fancy porn to pump to. May I suggest Kristian Wood? You like? Huh? Ha? You buy her, she cheap! 90 day trial, great deowww, wah, wah, wah. Hey mister, click here to see her, I promise your wood love Mr. Wood long time!

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English Lads wrote:

Our muscle bound lad has a young face and body of a man much older, this pup loves showing off and just look at him after 1 minute of beginning and you can see he is a cheeky exhibitionist! Kristian Wood seems to love slapping his butt, real hard and also is only to happy to pull his cheeks apart and show off his hole, slightly hairy and with that look it “waiting to be rimmed!” Every so often he breaks into a body building pose not being able to resists his manly smell he tastes and licks any part of his body he can lick! After all his showing off he lies back and delivers a nice sticky mess, real violent squirts coming out with real force!