Alex came legally

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Got an e-mail asking what we listen to. I can only speak for myself, and here it is. Play it while reading, it’ll make sense.

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When I saw Alex at Sean Cody, I thought, this is going to be easy. He’s Latino, so I’ll just swallow a few of these, one of those, slap on Chiquita Banana, a Chihuahua, Sombrero and a couple other despicable stereotypes and we’ll be in business. But, after watching the video, I couldn’t do it.

Alex just didn’t feed into my stereotype. He spoke English well, didn’t seem all that lazy and his driving was fine.

So, watching the video, you know, I just roll my eyes back until it hurts. I mean, how many fucking times can I watch someone give their pole a rubdown before I end up retarded? I listen to the talking, skip past all that fucking rubbing and jump right into the cumshot. At the end of day, when you’ve seen as much of this shit as I have, that’s really the only thing that has entertainment value. In Alex’s case, it was pretty good. Although, you can save all that fucking talk about the Pineapple. I don’t want to hear about any fucking Pineapples.

Of course, in the second half of the video, Alex cum’s in a Jacuzzi. Yeah, because I needed to see that fucked up shit. Like old milk. How is that supposed to be hot? I was fucking gagging when Sean Cody zoomed in on the cum floating in the water with a dead bug stuck in it. How the hell am I supposed to sell this shit to people? Yeah, just click here to see a dead bug in cum. This is going to be huge.

Anyway, that’s that, moving on. Anyone else bored with the sites that get covered here? I’m looking for some new sites to follow. Drop your suggestions in the comments.

Chiquita Banana Lipsync starring Sara M. Brattman

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Sean Cody wrote:

Alex jerked his hot Latin cock and blew a huge load of creamy white cum all over his chest. A pool of it collected in his belly button.

He took his fingers and scooped up a sample, which he tasted.

“It’s sweet like an apple,” he said.

He told us that he has sex at least once a week and that he has a penchant for girls who swallow his cum.

“They tell me a lot that my cum tastes good,” he said.

When asked about what kind of sex he likes, he replied, “Rough sex is always good. They always like that!”

The next day was very warm, so our guys decided to take Alex to a friend’s pool.

After a short swim, Alex dumped another huge load into the hot tub. It was kind of messy but also strangely fascinating to see the thick white ropes sink slowly to the bottom!