Eric swallows Kent’s loaf
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago at 2:02 am. 8 comments
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When someone’s eating ass, why the fuck would you ask them how “it tastes back there?” It’s a fucking asshole, at best, it won’t taste like a loaf. Can we all please just go back to pretending that the thing being noshed on isn’t where turds come from.
So, anyway, that sexy commentary leads in to Sean Cody’s latest video featuring her royal annoyingness eating Kent’s never-munched asshole. Whenever I see her, I just instinctly spit at the screen. I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I’m not going to get into Eric, because she’s old news and fragile. Kent is not bad on the eyes, but let me tell you, he’s hard on my fucking ear. I only have one.
Kent’s sex sounds suck. His moans, moos and other related noises sound like they’re coming from a pasture. And when he’s answering questions, his responses sound infomercial phony. At the end of the video, the interviewer asked Kent if he enjoyed having his asshole tongued over and soaked with slobber. As if in an infomercial for 1-800-ASS-SNAK, Kent begins waxing on about how it was a better than he expected. Then, you know how in infomercials the husband, right after saying you can earn millions by farting into jugs, will look at his wife for corroboration, as if we’re supposed to fucking believe her. Well, Kent did exactly that, but with Eric. And no, I didn’t fucking believe her.
Oh and, Miss Cleo tells me that she predicts Sean Cody will be releasing a video featuring Curtis and Trey soon. She also says that it will be filmed in some multi-million dollar desert home no one wants to buy.
Anyway, I quit this shit because I have to wipe up all this spit. It’s okay though, I’ve got Shamwow!
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Sean Cody wrote:
When we first met Kent, he said he’d made out with a few guys and did a little touching, but nothing more.
When I pressed him on why he hadn’t done anything more, he simply said the opportunity hadn’t yet presented itself.
OK, so Kent is kind of shy. Eric, on the other hand, has become quite the little cock hound.
Kent’s first male-male blow job was an aggressive one — all the way down to the end, when Eric cleaned off Kent’s dick with his mouth!
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This is amazing, I just saw the shamwow demonstrated on “The View” (it’s where I get all my news).
do u get paid to do this
Of course they’re getting paid to eat ass. LOL. What, you think people will actually do that for free?
Fierce Fred, “The View”, what’s that? I get all my news from infomercials at 2 AM. That and, BSP, GGC, PBMW, CD247 and about 200 other porn sites.
Simon, “The View” is that wonderfully entertaining program on ABC with Barbara Walters and those other black ladies. If you can ever wake your lazy ass up in the morning, you should take a look. Well, I have to go get ready to march in a parade.
I never cared for Barbara’s singing or her big nose. And, I liked Oprah more when she didn’t have dreadlocks. Oh and, since when was Britney a Republican? You know, I do get up early. First thing in the morning I act out my favorite scenes from Big Sausage Pizza. But, just for you, I’ll be sure to work in “The View” into one of them.
When I wake up in the morning, I like to get in a good game of “Pound my Beaver.”
Okay, you win.