Eric makes me MAD

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As you may have noticed, we’re an odd blog. Instead of constantly and mindlessly fawning over the guys, we speak our mind. Usually, we poke fun, sometimes we rave and other times, well, we just hate. This is one of those times. If a little humorous hate offends you, please, do keep reading.

Eric from Sean Cody likes to role-play. In this video, he role-plays that he’s hot.

As his video starts, Sean Cody asks why he likes to show off. With his head bobbling, he explains “Cause I know what I got.” Huh? Like what? Hair? Clothes? Skin? Pumps?

Further on in the video, he says that he’s straight. Then, he explains that he’s fooled around with a guy, oral sex included. Head bobbling, he further explains that he currently has two girlfriends… and had a boyfriend. Yep, you’re straight.

Ugh, and then he flexes for the camera and makes fugly face. While flexing his “arms”, he looks into the camera and makes a homeless killer face like he wants me to unsubscribe and grab a refund. Then, he looks over his body and admires his dragged out stretch marks like they’re new, but they’re not.

Oh god, and then he jacks off. Oh is that so ugly. The sounds he’s making and his face. And then, he cums, and it looks like he’s about to die, but he’s not, it’s just that homeless killer look again.

Seriously, Eric, stop it already. You’d be so much hotter if you didn’t act as though everything wants you. I mean, look, in your pictures on Sean Cody, you’re either standing like Miss America or a gay flight attendant. You’ve had a boyfriend, and those two blow-up girlfriends don’t count. We’d all love you so much more if the next time you’re asked why you like to show off, you tell us what Chaz did, “Rent is due!”

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Sean Cody wrote:

Eric is 24 years old, with a lean, tan body and thick, curly hair. He told us he likes skateboarding, classical guitar, and painting.

In the sex department: “I’m straight but, you know, I’ve messed around,” he confessed. “Couple of times, now and then.”

When asked exactly what he meant, he responded, “Took a bath, jacked each other off, a little bit of oral.”

He said he has a “couple” of girlfriends currently. He had a boyfriend for a while, but he said it didn’t work out.