Jeff and John are identical twins, cocks not

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I was excited when I saw Sean Cody’s latest video featuring identical twins Jeff and John. Then I watched the video and was like, OMG, they’re retarded. Which probably isn’t true, but they just sound a little myuuh, myuuuuuh’ish.

But, they’re not the only one. During the pre-porn interview, the interviewer asks their ages and they both mumble-honk out 19. Then Einstein the interviewer says, “You’re both 19?”. Um, yeah…? They’re twins you nincompoop.

Towards the end of the scintillating interview, the twins are asked “What do you do after the beach?” I love how they look at each other, like it’s a trick question. Then, Jeff, after psychically consulting the other half of his brain honk-mumbles, “Go home.” Then John says, “Eat?”. And then I inject myself in the situation and say “Very good John and Jeff, you do go home after the beach and, yes Jeff, you do eat. Here John, have a cracker and a Jeff, you earned this gold star. No Jeff, don’t eat the fucking star, no, no, no… oh, never-mind.”

Actually, you know, they weren’t that bad. It was interesting watching twin brothers jerking off. Less entertaining than I thought, but the premise has promise. See for yourself.

Update: Thank you Brian for spilling the beans, really! Also, as it stands, our pole poll shows that the majority like a well-curved cock. Is this true? Why? Explain in the comments, sil vous plait!

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Sean Cody wrote:

Twins!

Jeff and John are identical twins who just turned 19 years old. Jeff is the one with the longer hair. John’s hair is shorter.

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to have a twin. Would it be weird seeing yourself every day? And would you even get along?

That doesn’t seem to be a problem with these two. I’ve known many sets of twins, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen any as connected as these two.

We took them out to dinner and they would occasionally, out of the blue, look at each other and laugh. It was like they had an inside-joke-telepathy thing going on or something.

They both identify as straight and say they haven’t done anything sexual together (yet). But they have discussed it.

The interesting thing about Jeff and John is that even though they are identical, their cocks are not. Jeff’s is longer and curves to his right, while John’s is shorter and straighter.

I think that John is the more curious of the two. I caught him sneaking quite a few glances at his brother while they were getting themselves off!




      

Now that Fuller has had the experience of being both a top and a bottom, he’s pretty quick to say which he prefers:

“Top!” he said. “Definitely.”

When asked about his last experience, he said, “Oh… It was different… A little painful maybe.”

Barry just smiled and had that look in eyes: “This guy is cute and I want him to fuck me.”

Check out the load Barry blows at the end all over Fuller’s chest (and the bed)!

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14 Replies

  1. my vote goes to jeff… the curve one…
    :)

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  2. John and Jeff are graduates from [alma mater removed] in Santa Ana, California. Their parents must be proud.
    [link removed]

  3. Based on the pole poll, am I to understand that the majority of you cock-loving bastards prefer a hook as opposed to a spear? Hmmmm?

  4. Dude! Hook hurts!

  5. I would think so. So, why is the hook winning?

  6. Manuel Dec 31st 2008

    They’re probably voting it just because of the size…

    Simon, I love ur blog!!!

  7. oh wow, i use to played water polo with john. i can’t believe he’s turned to gay porn. what are you thinking!!!!!

  8. stacey Dec 31st 2008

    I just saw the news on [alma mater removed] Facebook page. This is too funny. I always new John ‘was’ but didn’t realize he was capable of doing THIS.

  9. too funny

  10. shiwantha Jan 5th 2009

    nice cock

  11. SexyBitch101 Dec 11th 2009

    Yummay you guys r sexy would both of u like to fuck me???

  12. Anonymous May 20th 2010

    i think hook is more pleasurable to girls than guys

  13. Anonymous Jul 14th 2010

    what is the longer haired ones name?

  14. estos hombres me ponen muy caliente


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